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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: MPTheory on April 18, 2002, 07:59:32 AM

Title: joke Time!
Post by: MPTheory on April 18, 2002, 07:59:32 AM
I would like to hear some of your worst jokes!  You know, the ones that are so incredibly stupid that you have to laugh...
Heres one of mine:
 A guy is driving throught the woods in his new convertible when he sees a young bear on the side of the road.  The man pulls over and picks the bear up and straps him in the pasenger seat of te convertible.. while making a turn, a cop sees the man with the bear and pulls him over:
Cop:  Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?
driver:  no sir I dont.
Cop:  well, you have a bear in the passenger seat of your car!
driver:  yeah, I seen him on the side of the road, I figured I take him for a ride.
Cop:  listen:  I want you to take the bear to the zoo... Can you do that for me??!?!
driver:  yes sir I can.

one week later, the cop was sitting in the same spot when He sees the man in the same car driving with this bear in the passenger seat again.
The cop pulled the man over agian
Cop:  Hey!  I though I told you to take that bear to the zoo!
driver:  I did... And now Im taking him to the beach.....
Title: joke Time!
Post by: mjps21983 on April 18, 2002, 08:25:47 AM
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was so stupid it wasn\'t even funny!
Title: joke Time!
Post by: project86 on April 18, 2002, 08:30:46 AM
If you wanna hear some funny jokes, just read some of the old “joke” threads. Go to the search page and type in J-O-K-E-S. That should get you what you want, ‘kay?;)
Title: joke Time!
Post by: Ashford on April 18, 2002, 09:06:12 AM
A bunch of people died and went straight to heaven. God told all the men to form 2 lines, one for men who were dominant over their women, the other who were whipped by their women.

The whipped line got very long while the dominant line had a single man.

God was furious and yelled: I created you in my image, to be strong. You have all failed.

Then God smiled and said to the lone man on the other line: You, my son, tell the rest of these wimps why you\'re on this line.

The man said: My wife told me to stand here.

:laughing:
Title: joke Time!
Post by: kopking on April 18, 2002, 01:14:50 PM
yeah first one was ok......second one was good though, made me laugh a little
Title: joke Time!
Post by: Fayded on April 18, 2002, 01:42:07 PM
There is a gay guy sitting in a bar when another man walks in all sweaty dressed like a cowboy. The cowboy walks up to the bar and tells the bartender and says "Man i\'m so thirsty i could lick the sweat off a cows balls." After hearing that the gay guy walks up to the cowboy and says "Moo moo buckaroo!"
Title: joke Time!
Post by: -____- on April 18, 2002, 03:17:08 PM
eewwwwww
Title: joke Time!
Post by: CHIZZY on April 18, 2002, 03:42:28 PM
What does 80 year old p*ssy taste like?


Depends.
Title: joke Time!
Post by: theomen on April 18, 2002, 08:52:45 PM
A cop pulls over an old farmer in a pick up.  The cop walks over to the drivers window and says "sir did you relize that your wife fell out of your truck, five miles back?"
The farmer says with a relieved look on his face "Thank god, I thought I went deaf"
Title: joke Time!
Post by: project86 on April 19, 2002, 02:53:48 AM
Quote
Originally posted by CHIZZY
What does 80 year old p*ssy taste like?


Depends.



That is absolutely one of my favorites!;)
Title: joke Time!
Post by: kopking on April 19, 2002, 08:49:57 AM
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Originally posted by theomen
A cop pulls over an old farmer in a pick up.  The cop walks over to the drivers window and says "sir did you relize that your wife fell out of your truck, five miles back?"
The farmer says with a relieved look on his face "Thank god, I thought I went deaf"





rofl........its funny cos its true...women talk/nag a lot