PSX5Central
Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Tom on April 28, 2002, 12:18:01 AM
-
World records that you wont find in the Guinness Book of Records...
MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED
Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.
LONGEST PUBES
Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and 28 inches from her vagina.
MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.
ZITS
In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7ft 1inch.
WORST DRINK
The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull
semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.
MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL
This is available from a few select bars in New York. It contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed, but served with a tampon (unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a \'C*nt Pump\'.
GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a \'substantial\' amount of seminal fluid. Healso hold the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.
LONGEST TURD
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a \'staggering turd\' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms
in his state.
MOST PROLONGED FART
Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.
-
:laughing:
Nice records, I know now why they aren\'t in the official world record guinness :D
-
heehheh..I\'ve seen that before somewhere or another..made me laff then..made me laff now.
-
let me guess you got a email with this in it??!!!!!! saw this ages ago
-
Geez, whoever wrote that sure likes cum. :surprised
-
Greatest. Thread. Evar!!11!1~~!``
-
I believe the longest fart got beat by some guy who went on howard stern.
:hat:ScottyJ:hat:
-
LONGEST TURD:
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a \'staggering turd\' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.
God bless America!!!! *Salutes*
MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.
Bah, that\'s not too impressive. I have a video on my PC of a chick who\'s got a 3 foot long 3 inch diameter rubber dildo crammed all up inside her. Oh, and another one of a baldheaded dude shoving his whole head up in one chick.. I mean, right down to the middle of his neck...but I think that one\'s been photoshopped.
I love CJ\'s!!!
-
Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
Greatest. Thread. Evar!!11!1~~!``
As Emperor Rob would say-
WORD
-
Originally posted by SonyFan
Bah, that\'s not too impressive. I have a video on my PC of a chick who\'s got a 3 foot long 3 inch diameter rubber dildo crammed all up inside her. Oh, and another one of a baldheaded dude shoving his whole head up in one chick.. I mean, right down to the middle of his neck...but I think that one\'s been photoshopped.
I love CJ\'s!!!
Now that\'s what I call giving head!!!:D
-
Originally posted by SonyFan
Bah, that\'s not too impressive. I have a video on my PC of a chick who\'s got a 3 foot long 3 inch diameter rubber dildo crammed all up inside her. Oh, and another one of a baldheaded dude shoving his whole head up in one chick.. I mean, right down to the middle of his neck...but I think that one\'s been photoshopped.
I love CJ\'s!!!
Yeah, I have both of them aswell, along with one (which is over 10 minuts long I might add) where a woman with almost a 1 meter long dildo (it has the thickness to go with it) insterts it into some guys a-hole. She emptied about two cans of lubricant to be able to get that thing in. It was huge I tell ya.
-
Originally posted by KillaX
I believe the longest fart got beat by some guy who went on howard stern.
:hat:ScottyJ:hat:
No, that guy just broke the record of most consecutive farts in 5 minutes... He did 542 I believe.
-
thats right......that is one hell of a record tho.......
:hat:ScottyJ:hat:
-
Originally posted by Vapor Snake
No, that guy just broke the record of most consecutive farts in 5 minutes... He did 542 I believe.
howwww?????????!!!!!!
-
Originally posted by -____-
howwww?????????!!!!!!
By sucking air through his cheeks and expelling it back out.
-
Bump :bounce:
-
Originally posted by Tom G
Bump :bounce:
um... why?
-
I dunno... it\'s 2 a.m. and I\'m bored.
-
yeah i noticed youve bumped a few of your threads up!!!! why, peep had seen them b4 thats why they didnt get many hits
-
I bet PS2Girl has swallowed more spunk than that, give her the medal.
-
Originally posted by Heat
I bet PS2Girl has swallowed more spunk than that, give her the medal.
ROFL, hopefully she sees this, so she can verify it for us all.
-
ps2girl hasnt brokethat record........he face is too fat for anyone to get there **** near her mouth!!!
-
Originally posted by Heat
I bet PS2Girl has swallowed more spunk than that, give her the medal.
SPUNK!
I haven\'t heard that in years.
:laughing:
-
Isn\'t that weired , I havn\'t said spunk in awhile.