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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: luckee on April 28, 2002, 10:40:30 AM
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A little white boy was watching his mother in
the kitchen making a chocolate cake from scratch.
While the mother had her head turned, the little
white boy went to the table, dipped both hands in the
chocolate frosting and covered his face with it.
The mother turned around to see what the boy was doing
and said, "what the hell are you doing?" The son
gleefully replied "Look, Mama! I\'m black!!!" The
mother became enraged and slapped the crap out of her
son. She then said, "go show your father what you\'ve done!
The boy then walked into the den where his father was
reading and said "Look Daddy! I\'m black!!!" The father
put his magazine down and had a very puzzled look on
his face from seeing the chocolate on the boy\'s
face. The father said, "Come here, boy!" The boy came
to him and the father smacked his son across his
head. The father angrily said "Now go show your grandpa
what you\'ve done!!!"
The boy then slowly walked to his grandpa who was on the
porch and said, um....Grandpa, look what I did. I\'m
black!!! The grandfather said gruffly "COME HERE, BOY!"
The grandfather took the boy over his knee and proceeded
to spank him. "That\'ll teach you! Now go back in the
kitchen with your mama!!"
The boy walks back in the kitchen and the mother
said, "I hope you\'ve learned your lesson, young man!"
The boy says with a scowl on his face, "Heck
yeah! I\'ve been black for 5 minutes and I hate you
white motherf***ers already!"
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thats funny, but i kinda knew what was gonna happen as i read it
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hahahahaha too funny
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thats some funny sh!t
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that story renews my hatred for whitey.
KILL WHITEY!!!
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luckee
continually offensive
but that\'s why i like it
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Originally posted by EmperorRob
luckee
continually offensive
but that\'s why i like it
well being an aries..offensive from get go..then a member of 4 different races..you learn a thing or two in 24 years of life :D
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You can tell that joke the other way, with flour insted of choc....
But that would be "Racist"......:rolleyes:
:D
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D*mn I hate racist jokes like that…
Chit! I gotta go drop the Cosby kids off at the pool!
Be back soon…
*runs to the bathroom*
:D
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Thats quite funny