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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Joker on April 28, 2002, 05:20:12 PM

Title: need help for school ASAP...need people with good imaginations!
Post by: Joker on April 28, 2002, 05:20:12 PM

I need to write a short story revolving around symbols.

EXAMPLE:
a woman finds out she is pregnant, when she goes home she finds her husband drunk. As shes putting the groceries away her husband starts yelling at her for not making him his dinner yet.
He eventually slaps her and while she is on the ground he kicks her in the stomache.

as she in on the ground she notices the eggs are broken on the ground.

POINT OF STORY:
broken eggs resemble broken dreams.

anyone who could help within the next hour would be greatly appreciated.

Title: need help for school ASAP...need people with good imaginations!
Post by: nO-One on April 28, 2002, 05:21:30 PM

Man\'s out walking, he trips and falls face down into a pile of fresh dog poo.

Moral of the story:
Sh!t happens

Title: need help for school ASAP...need people with good imaginations!
Post by: -____- on April 28, 2002, 05:25:07 PM

lol

Title: need help for school ASAP...need people with good imaginations!
Post by: EmperorRob on April 28, 2002, 05:57:08 PM

Man rapes donkey

Moral of the story:
Donkeyz are good to go with some ludes

Title: need help for school ASAP...need people with good imaginations!
Post by: Joker on April 28, 2002, 06:01:11 PM

no no no! It has to be a story that WON\'T get me expelled.

Title: need help for school ASAP...need people with good imaginations!
Post by: Troglodyte on April 28, 2002, 06:19:00 PM

How \'bout.  "Boy gets his wisdom teeth removed, recovers for a week, misses school, and fails a test."

The wisdom teeth represent his wisdom.  I\'m so smart!