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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: MaXiMaN on May 05, 2002, 01:57:54 AM

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Post by: MaXiMaN on May 05, 2002, 01:57:54 AM: How do you deal with stress? When I get all stressed and screwed I read a book or go do some gardening if the day is fine. I seldom break anything. If I do go for some kind of destructiveness it\'s usualy grabbing a piece of paper and screwing it up and throwing it where ever.
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Post by: SonyFan on May 05, 2002, 03:15:25 AM: Relefens, Parafon Forte, Oxycotin, Ludes, Valium, Xanax..

But my favorite way to deal with stress? Two 500mg Hydrocodine bullets to the head. :D Aww yeah :D
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Post by: ##RaCeR## on May 05, 2002, 03:20:41 AM: Your a New Zealander, go hump a sheep.

Other then that, 50mg of Geroteertphe should do the trick...
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Post by: videoholic on May 05, 2002, 03:47:40 AM: What is it about Australians and New Zealanders? As if Australia is some wonderful place.

If you need a good stress reliever, go to the humane society and get a cat. You can think of all sorts of fun stuff to do with a cat.

Tie it\'s back legs todether.

Put tape on it\'s feet.

Squirt him with a squirt gun.
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Post by: Bobs_Hardware on May 05, 2002, 04:07:01 AM: or bash it over the head with a shovel..
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Post by: Bjorn on May 05, 2002, 05:00:58 AM: saw a guy do that once, we almost killed the ****er :/
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Post by: Rick on May 05, 2002, 05:23:09 AM: Masturbation normally relieves tension. Nothing better than killing a few kittens
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Post by: Bobs_Hardware on May 05, 2002, 05:41:05 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Bjorn
saw a guy do that once, we almost killed the ****er :/

sweet jesus

*backs away slowly*

you uhh.. you know i was just joking.. right?
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Post by: mjps21983 on May 05, 2002, 08:19:20 AM: Beat up a younger sibling thats always a good stress reliever.
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Post by: SwifDi on May 05, 2002, 09:48:08 AM: Listen to Enya as you kill a stray cat.
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Post by: Bobs_Hardware on May 05, 2002, 09:58:05 AM: change your name to ~Freestylah~ and practice your break dancing moves..

then fend off the ensuing homosexuals with a stick..
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Post by: project86 on May 06, 2002, 08:50:07 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
change your name to ~Freestylah~ and practice your break dancing moves..

then fend off the ensuing homosexuals with a stick..

Just spend a few minutes or hours reading the funny chit here in the forums. And Bob, that was funny!:laughing:

Punching a clown is always an alternative though.:D
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Post by: CHIZZY on May 06, 2002, 08:57:57 AM: 4 OR 5 30-round mags of 7.62 X 39mm (hollowpoints, of course...)from an AK-47 into a pile of discarded pumpkins, tomatoes watermelons and whatever else you have from about 20-30 meters.....that feels real nice... or how about drinking....?
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Post by: Rick on May 06, 2002, 09:42:24 AM: Jack Danyuls chiz??
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Post by: project86 on May 06, 2002, 09:45:05 AM: Leths jus settal 4 capin morgan…(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.plauder-smilies.de%2Fparty%2Fdrinka.gif&hash=0f5eaebce827ce08b4adcc334809fd7e38e9ff2a)
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Post by: nO-One on May 06, 2002, 09:45:51 AM: internet+prOn+the fists of fury=stress gone.

Also, sci fi shows (Star Trek, Babylon5, Farscape etc...) do a nice job of getting the stress of the day to pass.
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Post by: kopking on May 06, 2002, 11:42:14 AM: alcohol, tv, ps2, here, skateboarding, football.....ermmmm $ex
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Post by: Eiksirf on May 06, 2002, 12:34:39 PM: Quote
Originally posted by kopking
ermmmm $ex

That won\'t work. Maximan said, "How do you deal with stress? When I get all stressed and screwed I read a book."

He already screwed; now he needs another idea.

-Eik
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Post by: Bjorn on May 06, 2002, 03:39:43 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware

sweet jesus

*backs away slowly*

you uhh.. you know i was just joking.. right?

so was I :)
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Post by: videoholic on May 06, 2002, 06:03:49 PM: Why don\'t you try this????? (http://www.mindspring.com/~rj2/doggy.avi)
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Post by: mjps21983 on May 06, 2002, 08:11:28 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Videoholic
Why don\'t you try this????? (http://www.mindspring.com/~rj2/doggy.avi)

Vid that was pretty damn funny!!!
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Post by: Luke on May 06, 2002, 09:45:03 PM: Quote
Originally posted by SonyFan
But my favorite way to deal with stress? Two 500mg Hydrocodine bullets to the head. :D Aww yeah :D

Hydrocodine....... mmmmmmmmmmmm.

I got some of that when I got my wisdom teeth out.

I swear gettin\' my wisdom teeth yanked out was the best 2 weeks of my life.
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Post by: project86 on May 07, 2002, 03:14:55 AM: Quote
Originally posted by LUKE

Hydrocodine....... mmmmmmmmmmmm.

I got some of that when I got my wisdom teeth out.

I swear gettin\' my wisdom teeth yanked out was the best 2 weeks of my life.

D*mn straight man! I loved that stuff. In fact, my wife just had hers out and she couldn’t take the stuff. So now I have a whole bottle of feel good pills and no pain to cure.

Oh, and Video… That was one of the coolest clips I have seen. The only problem with it is that it was a dog. Too bad it wasn’t a cat.
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Post by: SonyFan on May 07, 2002, 03:26:15 AM: Quote
In fact, my wife just had hers out and she couldn’t take the stuff. So now I have a whole bottle of feel good pills and no pain to cure. - Project

Fukk it. Take em anyhow. I like to call it.. preventative medicine. :D