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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: fastson on May 08, 2002, 01:57:18 PM
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Originally posted by kopking
damn missed the pic... and i come on here everyday......sowhat was it
Videoholic with his face smeared in poo!
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freshly arranged nipples sitting slightly to the side of the bowl wading ever so closely to the edge. All of a sudden ~FreeStylah~ enters and calls out "Hey everyone, i have a new name" he then bends over and proceeds to be reemed by his very closest friend. Soon after this, ##RaCeR##\'s **** started to get sore, so he decided he would use his mouth and relieve ~Freestylah~ of all the fluid that has gathered in the inner sanctum that is ~FreeStylah~\'s rectum. Racer then ran off and filled a 150 gallon drum with it, and hid it in the park. Suddenly, a small polish whistle made in japan and sodomised by the 1999 King of the Ring, Luke walked into a shop and screamed out "MY DAUGHTER HAS A BELT BUCKLE INSTEAD OF A VAGINA". "Is this true??" the entire PSX2Central community asked exasperated from watching Racer sucking on FreeStylah\'s balls.. when all of a sudden some freshly grown garden gnomes peeped in through a window and shouted "YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS BOBS_HARDWARE" sitting there naked, Bob ran over to the local conveniece store bought himself some aspirin.. "this will make those nosey penguins with their Baldur\'s Gate: Dark Alliance videogames stand up and beg for mercy.. "MY NIPPLES ARE ACTUALLY OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALS" screams Fastson as he makes his way into the canadian centre for retarded and mentally challenged peoples (pretty much all of canada).. "i have $32 american dollars and a surprisingly swelled up foreskin.. can i have change".. Osama Bin Liner then replied "No, i felt you and your breeze enter and never have you not once shown me how to not even try to when i showed up and didnt go but tried to SHOWER MY GOLDEN BREASTS WITH YOUR WHITE WHITE LOVE JUICE!".. suddenly Racer comes running back with his painfully small erectile jutting out in the air. He grabs it with his hand and says to Kevin Costner "Waterworld??? what were you thinking..? maybe you should remake waterworld, only set it in the future after a nuclear holocaust, you can play a Postman, only your not really a postman.. maybe an illiterate porn queen wasting her life in the echelons of obscurity before being shown how to.." Suddenly, he is interrupted by Alan Alda, "Didnt i have a career ten years ago??" he queries, only to be shot down by a Mig Russion Fighter jet (ONLY THE RED ONES TASTE LIKE OVALTINE!). Steven Spielberg (who shall now be named "Glori Estefan") was riding a donkey naked and showing quite a rash that had suddenly arisen on her inner thighs. With a smirk EmporerRob comments "and to think you thought you couldnt get gonarreah from riding on a donkey" yes, i know i mis-spelled it but anyway the felatio twins (PS2_girl and Billy Baldwin) then showed up an hour later pretending to be 2/3 of the golden girls (although Gloria Estefan wasnt available for comment, she feels a slight burning sensation) when all of a sudden..
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(dude, i had to keep it clean for the fact that this is a family board.. i could link you to some much crazier stuff :))
...on a dolphin with elbows...
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could afford, with today\'s inflated..
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attached to his forehead and..
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bowling ball manufacturers who practice..
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and shoot fragrent rectal darts..
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stabbing themeselves in the eyes..
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ohhh.. poor baby videoholic doesnt like it when he is left out of all the spamming.. *pinches cheeks* awww, there there schnoogums, dont let the big bad spammers get in your way of having a good widdle time
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corridor with giant tentacled aliens...
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and then the story ended
(HA!)
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unfortunately, chizzy kills the kitten
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Blade likes eating dead animals
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incredibly hot steamy crazy monkey...
(laughs at videoholic :laughing: )
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by his cat, who thought...
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Boston lost to the Habs...
:)
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ate bags of gummy worms
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because I ate those ones :)
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Which made Blade very jealous
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and later had went to
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The following week he found
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So then sublimesjg came back...
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fingers in unspeakable places where...
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And in response to video...
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because he and PS2_Girl had
edit:ooops, shockwave, you slipped it in there on me. I hate it when that happens. Unlike Bob\'s Hardware.
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sex.... You know, the kind
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Originally posted by Videoholic
sex.... You know, the kind
he learned from the zoo.
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Originally posted by MaXiMaN
...peacock I found outside my...
house dining on maggots and
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In an effort to get this thread locked and possibly deleted so you spammers can get your post counts dropped. WOO HOOO!!!
I\'m going to have to pull out the poo card.
EDIT:
If you missed the pic then you are a loser and you need to be on more often!!
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Then he died very much
^^^hey it\'s 5 words right
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[SIZE=10]START OVER[/SIZE]
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and with that, i bid you a fond farewell 5 word story thread.
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ooseven, and n0-0ne\'s bare bottoms
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He stood there thinking I
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goodness me those tasted nice...
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a little monkey like clyde...
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who liked shoving bananas up...
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ooh! that really tickles my....
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with little furry creatures and...
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I wonder what ps2_girl is...
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and an absolutely huge sweaty....
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with monica lewinsky and they....
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Then monica started to suck...
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lots of flowers from his...
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a dead rotting body, that
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her nose, becouse it made.........
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...she would like to go.......
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and sit with ps2_girl and
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how small he/shes di(k is
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bum s£x, with strap-on dildos...
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a haddock and cheese sandwhich.....
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the eye, then she thought
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that gang probed here with
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a bowl of porridge and
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and started to play with
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so he put on his.....
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damn missed the pic... and i come on here everyday......sowhat was it
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Originally posted by fastson
Videoholic with his face smeared in poo!
really?????? im kinda glad i didnt see it, but also wnt to see it
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i was accidentally on page 2, my bad
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(not a fan of these full stops)
Hold on just a minute......
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absoloutley huge red genital warts....
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b1tches surrounding him at poolside.....
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smoked a few fish cigars.....
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wierd japanese square watermelons which....
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becoming totally unvirginalised which will.......
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time someones spams, mm will.....
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Bob, have you nothing better to do? Are these your deepest fantasies?
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swung around like a big....
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my big fat hairy testicles....
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naked men in the showers.....
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thread and gettin pretty boring.....
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for lifeless evil spammers who..
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Originally posted by CHIZZY
break their hands self- pleasuring...
themselves on a regular basis.... ;)
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That is foul
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and eats his first pussy.:laughing::facelick:
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and go straight to hell...
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listen to her b!tch about...
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is that everyone would die...
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..and horses and young men...
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...and came out her mouth...
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...masturbating with tonite and then...
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...and stick it up a...
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...made a homosexual monkey grow...
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...then saw a female dolphin and...
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and tore his anal sphinkter
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Originally posted by Chumpay
those little plastic bags....MEOW
went the cat that had...
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"Speaking of watermealons" said eskimo
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...especialy when they bend over...
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midget hooker with a strap-on
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then proceeded to let her........
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which he seemed to like....
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looking at vaporsnakes little pee-pee....
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this is now very old.........
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except chizzy keeps it going
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which is his autobiography. He
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and disemboweled them. Chizzy used
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until the q-tip got stuck
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Originally posted by Tom G
(It\'s not cold in hell...)
...to warm it up he...
slammed it in a door..
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...Michael Jackson at Toys\'R\'Us. Later...
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... a "hello kitty"vibrator shoved...
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NO! Not brittnies implantz!
*has nervous brea k d o w n ...
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and a swift kick in...
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break their hands self- pleasuring...
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Vid took a diaper facial. Big log\'s special sauce....
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-----(the limit shouldn\'t be based on words, it should be like one sentence per person, cuz\' these stories just suck)-----
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that really was his sister
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a toothpick and some Q-tips...
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and how much she enjoys
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little, because its very cold
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"Oh my God!" He said...
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know what was really happening...
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Stole Britney\'s implants and ran...
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...peacock I found outside my...
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Fondling his beard and touching...
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Then, along came Bill Clinton
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Lewinsky started blowing on Bills\'...
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it hurt him for days...
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esophagus. But what I wish......
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…on a date with LUKE…
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…the life of a transsexual…
:D
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…and Samwise also enjoy spanking…
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Originally posted by MPTheory
while eating and drinking warm
...beer from MM, and kopking\'s...
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Originally posted by kopking
a dead rotting body, that
…smells like CHIZZY after having…
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Originally posted by CHIZZY
slammed it in a door..
…While sticking his finger in…
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Originally posted by CHIZZY
...Michael Jackson at Toys\'R\'Us. Later...
…They will have wild passionate…
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Originally posted by Deadpool
...her eyes, while punching her...
…boyfriend’s clown and screaming like…
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Originally posted by kopking
bum s£x, with strap-on dildos...
I’m going to guess that one who is into “bum s*x” is better described as a Rump Ranger right? :D
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Originally posted by Deadpool
...they found there bodies in...
…bed with rubber sheets and…
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Originally posted by CHIZZY
... a "hello kitty"vibrator shoved...
…as far up Brittany Spears…
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Originally posted by Deadpool
...into a store and sold...
…herself to the clerk for…
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Originally posted by Deadpool
...The cat decided to kill...
…CHIZZY by punching his clown…
HA HA HA!
Poetic justice.:D
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Originally posted by Chumpay
but i really need a
…a rectal examination for this…
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Originally posted by Deadpool
...by a bunch of raging...
...virgins on the brink of...
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...rub fungus cream on his...
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*slaps Bobs_Hardware in the face*
Wake up man! Your babbling d*mnit! Although, It did make me chuckle a bit.
Now I must whipe this visual of ##RaCeR## and ~Freestylah~ off my mind.
*opens girly mag*
Thats better.:D
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...penis implants that Bob had...
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…rectal thermometer stuck in LUKE’s…
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Originally posted by Rick
themselves on a regular basis.... ;)
...\'till they went blind from...
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Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
stabbing themeselves in the eyes..
...with Britney\'s Spears large erect...
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Originally posted by Sublimesjg
And in response to video...
Did that come out of your butt? Looks a lot like chili!
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getting both his balls removed...
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a club to pick up a
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to shove up the ass
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with his sister that was
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and odd role play games
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nothing that was it because
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after that Canada tried to become a state
(sorry i had to go over 5)
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those little plastic bags....MEOW
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but i really need a
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eskimo who has really hot
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watermelons shaped as little ****s
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little dog that got hit
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the sun doesn\'t shine and
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but not the green ones
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Eww said Chumpay I like
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And ran into a wall
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everything it ever wanted yeah
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Im 16
continuing thing="natives like mushu when"
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while eating and drinking warm
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and start to kick and....
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And then he woke up...
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(It\'s not cold in hell...)
...to warm it up he...
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For those people who dont know what Im doing, I type 5 words and then someone else continues. Here\'s my 5 words:
A cat named Snot ran
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who owns a story on
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that his mother was gay
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...were shoved down her throat...
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...her eyes, while punching her...
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...they found there bodies in...
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...popcorn all over them with...
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...Then some bums came and...
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...into a store and sold...
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Originally posted by PS2_-\'_\'-_PS2
...masturbating with tonite and then...
...she walked down a dark...
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...with there ham sandwhiches in...
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...The cat decided to kill...
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...by a bunch of raging...
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...fell into the pond next...
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...stomach with a banana in...
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Man, that was one of the crazyest replys I have ever heard, Bobs Hardware. Are you a psyco!!!! Anyways how bout we get back to the 5 word story.
...a bucket of cheese falls...
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...jumped as high as he...
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...mouth, with all that other...
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Then deadpool said " If you dont like this thread than shutup you retard and never come back."
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grilled aquarium fishes that contains
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by FBI\'s Internet Crimes Investigators,
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noise. After the rotten bananas
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with his diarrhea filled fists...
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have to stop eating grapes...
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fresh eyeballs from wild chameleons.
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"I have green maggots on
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my pee-shirt, take them away!"
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enormous cow-sweated malaria bug with
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finger that made alien noises.
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make the feminine monkey satisfied...
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lick dangerously untouched footballs that...
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get Rick to help him...
;)
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and enormous eyelashes. The dolphin
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...for some people but not...
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...has about 1119 posts and...
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with extra lettuce and cheese