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Playstation/Gaming Discussions => PS3 Discussion => Topic started by: MPTheory on May 10, 2002, 09:24:49 AM

Title: amazing new PS2 Porn!!!???
Post by: MPTheory on May 10, 2002, 09:24:49 AM: Well, I dont know if this is true, but rumor has it that thers is a new game coming out by squaresoft that is basically alot like the old computer game leisure suit Larry. imagine the polygons on that one!
Title: amazing new PS2 Porn!!!???
Post by: juslight on May 10, 2002, 09:50:23 AM: Yeah.. Here\'s the newest screenshot:
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.in-light.org%2Fmas%2Fmeet_all_stars%2Fjustin%2Fimages%2Fkingdom.jpg&hash=991741507c7046727603f9166b74427ef5bfac28)

Hmm...
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Post by: MPTheory on May 10, 2002, 10:44:46 AM: haha, thats classic!..
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Post by: Gta3_Mafia on May 10, 2002, 11:00:39 AM: lol... "Oh come on, I didn\'t taste that bad" :laughing:
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Post by: juslight on May 10, 2002, 11:08:36 AM: Thank you, Thank you... I\'ll be here all week.

Don\'t forget to tip your waitress.
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Post by: kopking on May 10, 2002, 12:28:25 PM: rofl at that pic.... very funny
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Post by: Sublimesjg on May 10, 2002, 12:38:13 PM: uh huh thats my kind of porn

good ol kiddy porn is making its way to the spotlight - thanks to people like sqaure

makes ya want to be japanese eh :p
Title: amazing new PS2 Porn!!!???
Post by: juslight on May 10, 2002, 12:42:10 PM: Well you know me & boys

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Post by: PS2_-'_'-_PS2 on May 10, 2002, 03:04:35 PM: hehe
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Post by: SER on May 10, 2002, 06:13:37 PM: wtf, is this a real game? The English words are fake obviously..
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Post by: nataku on May 10, 2002, 07:01:24 PM: lmao, that\'s great.
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Post by: Simchoy on May 11, 2002, 12:31:44 AM: Well, that screenshot did come from a real game (Kingdom Hearts. A quirky RPG that combines Squaresoft and Disney charecters), the english words...most likely fake. If not fake, then it was certainly taken out of context to make the joke in this thread work.

This joke thread I kinda found myself :laughing: at. But when it came to juslight reply though, went a little too far. That simply isn\'t right. :rolleyes:
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Post by: SonyFan on May 11, 2002, 04:31:30 AM: Bah.. IF, Square\'s new game is inspired by Leisure Suit Larry.. then 10 bucks says it will never even come CLOSE to matching the greatness is everybody\'s favorite polyester prince. Not unless Square hires on Al Lowe to make their new game...

LSL... now THERE\'S a game that deserves a 128 bit remake!!!
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Post by: Bobs_Hardware on May 11, 2002, 06:56:30 AM: i\'d still play it.. but as that guy who is a fan of all things sony said, Square couldnt do a leasure suit larry game..

stupid fukking Sierra :( should make a new one!

bluh.. now if I was to make a leasure suit larry game.. oohhhh man..
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Post by: MPTheory on May 12, 2002, 09:07:00 AM: Tell us Bob... What would it be like???
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Post by: FatJed86 on May 13, 2002, 05:04:34 AM: she has no tits what so ever
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Post by: juslight on May 13, 2002, 05:22:12 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Simchoy
Well, that screenshot did come from a real game (Kingdom Hearts. A quirky RPG that combines Squaresoft and Disney charecters), the english words...most likely fake. If not fake, then it was certainly taken out of context to make the joke in this thread work.

This joke thread I kinda found myself :laughing: at. But when it came to juslight reply though, went a little too far. That simply isn\'t right. :rolleyes:

Hmmmm.... Ya think????
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Post by: SonyFan on May 13, 2002, 09:38:28 AM: Oh.. I dunno MPTheory.. maybe it\'d look a little like this.... but with graphics!

(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbioinfo.mshri.on.ca%2Fpeople%2Ffeldman%2Fvgmuseum%2Fsierra%2Fsoftporn.jpg&hash=45fcd3f797c06a0c5d2b172f5061c84547250ac6)

Softporn Adventure... go ahead.. it\'s shareware! (http://www.gettps.com/6978543/softporn.zip)

BTW: Dosen\'t that chick on far right look a little like Roberta Williams??? :p To hell with the magical fruit from Kings Quest 4.. get King Graham some Viragra and some Striped, Plaid, Lubricated, Ribbed, Extra small, Spearmint flavored Lubbers. :D YeeeHawww!!!
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Post by: Kurt Angle on May 13, 2002, 01:53:09 PM: They are not converting "plumbers don\'t wear ties" are they?
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Post by: MPTheory on May 14, 2002, 12:00:52 PM: I don\'t know... call me a pervert... You have to admit though. I think polygon frontal nudity might be quite interseting... They make CGI chicks way too hot!!.. Im sure someone has made some cumputer generated porn... It\'s destined to happen (If not already) ;) I\'ll tell you one thing though. If it doesnt already exist, I\'ll make it! haha
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Post by: SonyFan on May 14, 2002, 01:22:37 PM: The Japaneese beat you to it MPTheory. Try the GT series, Fatal Relation, Nocturnal Illusion, Metal & Lace 2, Paradice Heights Series, 3 Sister Story, and my personal favorite.. True Love. :D
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Post by: BizioEE on May 14, 2002, 02:15:56 PM: you little kids are sexually repressed!:)
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Post by: Halberto on May 14, 2002, 08:23:15 PM: Cloud! When will they remake VII-IX?! Square would make tons of money!
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Post by: Sublimesjg on May 16, 2002, 08:51:28 AM: heh cg porn had been done over and over again for a long time now a days

just a matter of finding it

and we all know that sonyfan knows where it is now dont we :p