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Title: I love chucking a boner
Post by: ##RaCeR## on May 11, 2002, 10:30:58 PM: Mike Schergers essay did not go down well with his teacher and principal. After being told to write a story about how your body betrays you, he handed in an essay that his teacher did not like. The teacher took the story to the principal.

The story he wrote is about: "an embarrassed teenager whom he described as having "a boner" (an erection)," and the principal said it was "sexually offensive" and suspended him for five days which is the maximum time allowed.

Heather Scherger, Mike\'s Mom, was furious and said that her son\'s story was about real life. Mike has been told that he can go back to the school in three days time if he then agrees to go and see a counsellor for the other two.
Title: I love chucking a boner
Post by: Bobs_Hardware on May 11, 2002, 10:38:45 PM: i laughed at the title of the thread..

nothing else :)
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Post by: kopking on May 12, 2002, 12:48:15 PM: lol......... i guess it is in what he wanted, but he really should of thought before writing it
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Post by: videoholic on May 12, 2002, 05:22:34 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
i laughed at the title of the thread..

nothing else :)

Fascinating. Thanks for letting us know.

I think Racer meant that "he loved choaking on a boner"
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Post by: FatalXception on May 12, 2002, 07:51:35 PM: I hate it when schools punish students for doing exactly what they prescribe. If they don\'t lay down guidlines when they give you such an assignment, then why would a (realilistically, here) non sexual topic like an embarrasing erection not be an acceptable issue.

Men have 20 erections a day (as taken from this interesting manstuff (http://members.tripod.com/~wikidfreakygoose/private.html) site), 11 during the day. I like every other person who survived puberty, to hit his 20s knows that, hey, lets face it, they happen at awkward moments.
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Post by: Eiksirf on May 12, 2002, 07:59:06 PM: The trick is to conceal it without giving it away. Like a magician. ;]

-Eik
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Post by: SEXY LADY! on May 12, 2002, 08:04:52 PM: 20 erections???
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Post by: FatalXception on May 12, 2002, 08:07:40 PM: Yes.... that seems about right to me....

We learn to hide it very well, quickly into puberty. After all erections are easy to come by. Any stray naughty thought, even an accidental \'brush\' by your clothing can cause a physiological reaction.
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Post by: SEXY LADY! on May 12, 2002, 08:13:33 PM: I wanna boner.
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Post by: FatalXception on May 12, 2002, 08:15:36 PM: Well, if you live in the Ottawa, Ontario area.. I\'m sure that could be arranged...

:eek:

Sorry, sorry.... late night... no sex for two weeks... getting antsy. Gnight. Don\'t take it personally.

PS - Boners are a lot of fun!

PPS - I\'m sure that stat is averaged.. afterall, most guys my age like me probably have more than 35 a day, but I\'m sure it\'ll slow down to 5-10 when I\'m much older. :D
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Post by: ##RaCeR## on May 12, 2002, 08:26:03 PM: So how old are you?

I got one in church once.
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Post by: Samwise on May 13, 2002, 01:32:43 AM: Quote
Originally posted by FatalXception
Men have 20 erections a day
Only 20?
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Post by: Bobs_Hardware on May 13, 2002, 04:41:32 AM: Quote
Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
I got one in church once.

HAHAHAH
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Post by: videoholic on May 13, 2002, 05:16:39 AM: Quote
Originally posted by DAISY DUKE
I wanna boner.

I wanna bone her too....
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Post by: mjps21983 on May 13, 2002, 07:33:14 AM: The worst are when your in a pool!!!
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Post by: on May 13, 2002, 07:42:51 AM: That manstuff link was somewhat interesting, although their ratio of masturbation ejaculation to "other" ejaculation was something like 2:7. I\'d think it would be more like 50-50, but I dunno, I\'m not a man.

I know that I personally, am annoyed by nipple erections, if you could call them that. I don\'t have to aroused or cold, it just happens. It\'s embarrassing, and I hate it.
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Post by: videoholic on May 13, 2002, 08:59:52 AM: We call them THO\'s in these parts. Titty Hard On.

Apparently Jennifer Anniston has permanent tho\'s... I saw some voyeur pics of her and they were perky in all of them. Who knows. Anyone here have personal verification of Jennifer Anniston\'s tho\'s?
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Post by: SEXY LADY! on May 13, 2002, 05:55:57 PM: In these parts we all em CWI\'s (cold weather indicators). well.....at least I do anyway.

sorry video no leads....I\'m all over it.
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Post by: Luke on May 13, 2002, 07:58:20 PM: my nips are hard RIGHT NOW BUDDY!