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Title: Only in Australia...
Post by: ##RaCeR## on May 16, 2002, 11:44:08 PM: An 18 year-old Australian was recently hauled before a court in Brisbane charged with stealing a credit card to fund a penis enlarger purchase.

Andrew Ronald Potter was found out, after the invoice for the enlargement device showed up on his ex-flat mate\'s credit card bill, he also used the card to fraudulently run up hotel and electricity bills.

The presiding magistrate said to Potter "Why you did it, I have no idea. It was incredibly stupid and was almost inevitable you had to be found out. I hope this one incredibly stupid event is not going to affect the rest of your life."

Shortnews.com
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Now thats taking things to the max...
Title: Only in Australia...
Post by: theomen on May 16, 2002, 11:51:09 PM: well in SHORT, i think he made a SMALL mistake. Hopefully this LITTLE event won\'t cause people to be-LITTLE him. I\'m glad to see him get caught for his COCK-eyed plan, and hopefully the victim will be payed back. But slong story short, in this case their are no real wieners, just a little d!ck.
Title: Only in Australia...
Post by: Samwise on May 17, 2002, 12:51:19 AM: So Andrew, how\'s it going?
Title: Only in Australia...
Post by: ooseven on May 17, 2002, 01:08:44 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Samwise
So Andrew, how\'s it going?

yeah thats what i was thinking.... i mean there IS a chance no matter how ever SMALL, that it could either be RACER or Bob\'s Hardware.

the REAL Question is who would it most likely be ;)
Title: Only in Australia...
Post by: SEXY LADY! on May 17, 2002, 10:05:08 PM: its not the size of the pole, but the soul in the pole....

but I wouldn\'t know...I\'m a dude.
Title: Only in Australia...
Post by: Hells of d-day on May 17, 2002, 10:06:01 PM: i cant believe i missed that LITTLE thing on the news!!!! lol!
Title: Only in Australia...
Post by: ##RaCeR## on May 17, 2002, 11:49:35 PM: I have heard that if you use those pump things too much that it can rip your **** off.
Title: Only in Australia...
Post by: MaXiMaN on May 18, 2002, 02:49:25 AM: *tries it out* What?
Title: Only in Australia...
Post by: kopking on May 18, 2002, 04:11:00 AM: Quote
Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
I have heard that if you use those pump things too much that it can rip your **** off.

well ive heard it now!!!

so how did you find out about it???

ooseven i couldnt agree with you more.....
Title: Only in Australia...
Post by: ##RaCeR## on May 18, 2002, 04:13:23 AM: Just because Bob and I are both from Brisbane, doesn\'t mean you need to start pointing fingers...

##RaCeR## burns ADULT WORLD reciept...
Title: Only in Australia...
Post by: Hells of d-day on May 18, 2002, 09:49:53 PM: thank god i live in Adelaide!!!!
Title: Only in Australia...
Post by: ##RaCeR## on May 18, 2002, 09:59:38 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Hells of d-day
thank god i live in Adelaide!!!!

Adelaide is a hole. Nothing happens in Adelaide.
Title: Only in Australia...
Post by: Bobs_Hardware on May 18, 2002, 11:47:28 PM: Adelaide is a hole? you should feel right at home Racer..
Title: Only in Australia...
Post by: Samwise on May 19, 2002, 12:35:16 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
Adelaide is a hole? you should feel right at home Racer..
:laughing:

Lol, great pun.
Title: Only in Australia...
Post by: ##RaCeR## on May 19, 2002, 01:19:40 AM: You friggen nut sucker Bob, your from Brisbane, where the hell is your patriotic spirit.
Title: Only in Australia...
Post by: Bobs_Hardware on May 19, 2002, 05:34:17 AM: ##RaCeR## go back to modelling buddy.. you cant keep up with all the different ways i have of calling you a homosexual..

*sucks your nuts and enjoys it*
Title: Only in Australia...
Post by: Living-In-Clip on May 19, 2002, 08:09:24 AM: Quote
Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
I have heard that if you use those pump things too much that it can rip your **** off.

False. What can happen overtime is thinning of it the tissue. So, while your penis would be longer, it would also be thinner. Another thing is, after you stop using one for a prolonged period, a lot of time you even lose the extra lenght that you "developed" with the device. So, if you want to keep the extra inch or so, you would need to continue using it and risk making your penis even thinner, though longer.

;)
Title: Only in Australia...
Post by: nO-One on May 19, 2002, 09:55:57 AM: So true LIC, that is why I always say, penis enlargers should always be used in conjunction with penis fatteners.

:p