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Title: What position
Post by: videoholic on May 21, 2002, 06:54:08 PM: If you were paralyzed and could only have sex in one position, what would it be?

I realize many of you have never even seen a vagina, but just imagine having sex (You probably already were anyway you bunch of horn dogs)

So what position would you want to be your keeper? If it\'s a weird position you may have to name and explain it.
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Post by: luckee on May 21, 2002, 06:55:41 PM: does it matter? As long as my crippled ass was still gettin\' some.
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Post by: Luke on May 21, 2002, 06:58:54 PM: [SIZE=20]DOGGY STYLE[/SIZE]
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Post by: SEXY LADY! on May 21, 2002, 07:01:12 PM: i\'m with THAT guy...
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Post by: Zavijava on May 21, 2002, 07:03:54 PM: Err...would have to consult some sort of "third party" who was in the "know" about specific suspension techniques which would incorporate multiple pulleys...

aye, fook it.

What luckee said.
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Post by: ##RaCeR## on May 21, 2002, 07:04:12 PM: Quote
Originally posted by luckee
does it matter? As long as my crippled ass was still gettin\' some.

So you really are into anal sex Luckee. Geez, who would have guessed!
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Post by: shockwaves on May 21, 2002, 07:04:57 PM: Wouldn\'t matter much. Chances are if you\'re paralyzed, you can\'t feel anything from the neck down anyway :(
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Post by: luckee on May 21, 2002, 07:13:29 PM: Quote
Originally posted by ##RaCeR##

So you really are into anal sex Luckee. Geez, who would have guessed!

not really..only when im bending you over.
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Post by: Luke on May 21, 2002, 07:14:26 PM: ba dum psshh
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Post by: GmanJoe on May 21, 2002, 07:35:08 PM: Doggy. She likes it like that too.

No....nothing anal.

Wait a minute....this thread is about to get locked and trashed. :p
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Post by: videoholic on May 22, 2002, 03:25:47 AM: Stanley gets pissed when we do it doggy style. When you think about it, it is kind of rude. We chop his balls off and then do it his way right in front of him. It would be like cutting some dude\'s arms off and then making him watch you play basketball.

PS: Stanley is my dog

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Post by: Bobs_Hardware on May 22, 2002, 06:37:07 AM: you cut your dogs balls off and he still jerks off?? man o\' man, that dog knows what hes doing..
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Post by: Kurt Angle on May 22, 2002, 09:31:37 AM: The Wheelbarrow!
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Post by: EmperorRob on May 22, 2002, 11:46:35 AM: The ATOMIC dog
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Post by: ##RaCeR## on May 22, 2002, 04:22:35 PM: Upside down is fun...

What would I know, I am a virgin...
Title: What position
Post by: on May 22, 2002, 04:25:48 PM: Quote
Originally posted by luckee

not really..only when im bending you over.

Lol! :)
Title: What position
Post by: videoholic on May 23, 2002, 03:29:07 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
you cut your dogs balls off and he still jerks off?? man o\' man, that dog knows what hes doing..

He hasn\'t done that in a while. Maybe he has gotten smart and he only does it in the shower so he doesn\'t get cought.
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Post by: Bobs_Hardware on May 23, 2002, 04:56:35 AM: Quote
Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
Upside down is fun...

..don\'t you mean Greco-roman??
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Post by: ##RaCeR## on May 23, 2002, 04:58:01 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware

..don\'t you mean Greco-roman??

No, as in suspended on wires and chains with whips and shackles...

:rolleyes:
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Post by: Bobs_Hardware on May 23, 2002, 05:01:54 AM: i was actually making reference to your homosexual wrestling romp.. hence the reason i mentioned a wrestling style..

you remember that dont you? when you and 3 other boys were naked in a shower.. putting eachothers pipi\'s into your bottoms while masturbating and sucking off eachother.. and there was that teacher (father?) who was in the corner taking notes so he could please you more efficiently so when he put his pipi in your bott bott you would squerm less but just enough to make him orgasm in pleasure..?
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Post by: ##RaCeR## on May 23, 2002, 05:03:17 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
i was actually making reference to your homosexual wrestling romp.. hence the reason i mentioned a wrestling style..

you remember that dont you? when you and 3 other boys were naked in a shower.. putting eachothers pipi\'s into your bottoms while masturbating and sucking off eachother.. and there was that teacher (father?) who was in the corner taking notes so he could please you more efficiently so when he put his pipi in your bott bott you would squerm less but just enough to make him orgasm in pleasure..?

You truly disgust me. This is by far the lowest thing you\'ve done.
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Post by: Bobs_Hardware on May 23, 2002, 05:08:32 AM: not as low as when i gave you oral sex..

mmm
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Post by: ##RaCeR## on May 23, 2002, 05:09:52 AM: Shut the hell up. I haven\'t done a single thing to you so shut your mother f\'ing mouth. I can\'t believe we live in the same friggen city.
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Post by: Bobs_Hardware on May 23, 2002, 05:11:58 AM: i shall shut up, when you stop acting so gay around here.. really man, its friggin ridiculous..
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Post by: videoholic on May 23, 2002, 05:12:18 AM: I love this gay marital spat you guys are having. Definitely makes for fine reading pleasure.
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Post by: ##RaCeR## on May 23, 2002, 05:15:39 AM: How the hell do I act gay? Do I post about oral sex between men?

NO

Do I post about anal sex with my father?

NO

Do I post about little boys?

NO

I simply told an embarassing story that happened friggen ages ago and you seem to take everything out of context.
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Post by: Bobs_Hardware on May 23, 2002, 05:24:18 AM: ok man, thats just ****ing digusting.. sometimes i cant believe the **** you talk about.. you really are gay..
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Post by: ##RaCeR## on May 23, 2002, 05:26:33 AM: Read your own post you friggen idiot, your the one that said it, not me.

Why can\'t we just friggen get along.
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Post by: Bobs_Hardware on May 23, 2002, 05:41:26 AM: dont you think if i had have said something that sick, that I would know about it?? puh-lease.. give it up fag boy... go put your pipi into your fathers mouth so that he may commence oral sex on you while doing naughty things to your finger lickin\' good bottom..
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Post by: ##RaCeR## on May 23, 2002, 05:44:17 AM: You make me sick. Why can\'t we get along?
Title: What position
Post by: Bobs_Hardware on May 23, 2002, 05:49:32 AM: Quote
Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
You make me sick.

woah man, dont try to take it all at once.. its probably bigger than your used to..
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Post by: ##RaCeR## on May 23, 2002, 05:51:59 AM: Freaking hell you wanker. Why do you have this friggen thing against me?

See, you can\'t even answer.
Title: What position
Post by: Bobs_Hardware on May 23, 2002, 05:58:03 AM: Quote
Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
Freaking hell you wanker. Why do you have this friggen thing against me?

its against you because your hole is too tight and it popped out..
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Post by: ##RaCeR## on May 23, 2002, 06:01:25 AM: I give up.
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Post by: CHIZZY on May 23, 2002, 06:05:33 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware

its against you because your hole is too tight and it popped out..

that happened to my cat when he ate some yarn once...

btw, why don\'t you two get a room at a luxury hotel down there in OZ...? You could take turns playing "hide the platypus" and get it over with... ;)

BTW, isn\'t it funny that this is the only thread I\'m interested in at the moment...

*hands racer a bar of hotel soap...

Let\'s regress, shall we?
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Post by: Bobs_Hardware on May 23, 2002, 06:06:12 AM: Quote
Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
I give up.

i was going to make quite the whitty comeback.. but it would have been going too far :) see??? im tactful!
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Post by: ##RaCeR## on May 23, 2002, 06:08:06 AM: Well I refuse to take the bait anymore.
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Post by: Bobs_Hardware on May 23, 2002, 06:32:41 AM: Quote
Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
Well I refuse to take the bait anymore.

yeah.. because i cant make jokes at your expense when i dont get any material :(

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Title: What position
Post by: CHIZZY on May 23, 2002, 06:38:30 AM: :laughing:

hey racer- are you serious about being a model, or is that just something that people blew out of context? Cos I don\'t know, man... yer pretty skinny dude.
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Post by: EmperorRob on May 23, 2002, 08:06:53 AM: please continue the show.
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Post by: ooseven on May 23, 2002, 10:51:15 AM: i like ....Splitting the Bamboo i think its called.

if you what to know what that is then get a Sex Guid book.
Title: What position
Post by: CHIZZY on May 23, 2002, 11:58:46 AM: I\'m thinking about reviving the ancient Japanese practice of making small incisions in my penis and inserting pearls underneath the skin.

I hear there\'s a good chance for infection, but the ladies love it.
Plus it sounds like a fun Friday night activity...
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Post by: videoholic on May 23, 2002, 12:09:18 PM: Actually infections aren\'t so bad. It\'s like instant lubrication.

Kind of like dating a chick with scabs on her nanny. Just peel them off and slide it on in there.
Title: What position
Post by: ##RaCeR## on May 23, 2002, 02:19:59 PM: Quote
Originally posted by CHIZZY
:laughing:

hey racer- are you serious about being a model, or is that just something that people blew out of context?

THAT WAS A FRIGGEN JOKE.

I am an aspiring actor. Thats what my profile says...
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Post by: Solid Snake 88 on May 23, 2002, 02:51:45 PM: Jesus Bobbo, a bit harsh aren\'t you?

Sorry but I have to admit that picture is friggin\' hilarious.
:laughing:
Title: What position
Post by: videoholic on May 23, 2002, 03:19:12 PM: Quote
Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
I am an aspiring actor.

That means he likes movies.
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Post by: Hells of d-day on May 23, 2002, 03:41:38 PM: Im only ten what are u talkin about whats "SEX"..

just kiddin um not sure, any postion!!!
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Post by: Bobs_Hardware on May 23, 2002, 07:39:41 PM: *bump* hoping RaCeR gets to see it :p
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Post by: ##RaCeR## on May 23, 2002, 07:55:10 PM: I\'ve already seen it and reported it to a mod you wanker.

You have broken several rules in the forums rules section, and I have lodged a complaint with Bjorn.

I do not find it funny when you post things to humiliate me.

Grow up.
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Post by: luckee on May 23, 2002, 08:04:26 PM: Quote
Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
I\'ve already seen it and reported it to a mod you wanker.

You have broken several rules in the forums rules section, and I have lodged a complaint with Bjorn.

I do not find it funny when you post things to humiliate me.

Grow up.

relax man..want some chesse to go with all that WHINE?
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Post by: ##RaCeR## on May 23, 2002, 08:07:20 PM: No, but I would like some respect.
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Post by: Bobs_Hardware on May 23, 2002, 08:13:30 PM: :laughing:

damn.. you reported it to BJorn.. hes probably the one guy who wont find it all that funny because he doesnt know how much of a b1tch you are :p oh well, maybe if he reads the thread he will find it as funny as the other mods that have read it :D
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Post by: ##RaCeR## on May 23, 2002, 08:18:18 PM: How the hell am I a b!tch? I think I am one of the nicest people here. I just say it how it is, and that doesnt condon you in saying I am a b!tch.

Bjorn is gonna whip your butt.
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Post by: Samwise on May 24, 2002, 01:40:23 AM: Quote
Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
Bjorn is gonna whip your butt.
No, that\'s your fantasy. :p

Just kidding, don\'t go all anal on me... And I feel obligated to close this thread, while being very funny, it\'s also quite disgusting (if you\'re less pervy than me at least).
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Post by: CHIZZY on May 24, 2002, 07:22:04 AM: Quote
Originally posted by ##RaCeR##

THAT WAS A FRIGGEN JOKE.

I am an aspiring actor. Thats what my profile says...

as long as it\'s gay porn, you should do well.
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Post by: videoholic on May 24, 2002, 07:23:40 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Samwise
don\'t go all anal on me...

He would never go ALL anal on you. He would be sure to caress the taint and ball area. He\'s a giver...
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Post by: Bobs_Hardware on May 24, 2002, 07:35:13 AM: ugh..
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Post by: videoholic on May 24, 2002, 07:39:34 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
ugh..

spammer...

ANyone ever look at the status bar at the bottom of IE when it loads the page. One of the files is gayguy.jpg .... Who\'s avatar is that?
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Post by: Solid Snake 88 on May 24, 2002, 09:19:58 AM: Ah c\'mon, Racer\'s been around forever. We don\'t want to scare him off like last time.
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Post by: Metal_Gear_Ray on May 24, 2002, 09:46:09 AM: wahaha.. that pic is a classic :D

hey bob have you ever met ##Racer## in real life?
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Post by: videoholic on May 24, 2002, 10:05:26 AM: They won\'t hook up. They would probably be bestest of friends if they ever did meet.

How close do you guys live? Is it hours or minutes away?
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Post by: Metal_Gear_Ray on May 24, 2002, 10:14:12 AM: Probably a couple of hours, since brisbane is quite big.

It will be a matter of time till ##Racer## goes to bobs house and tries to beat the **** out of him :D

I hope that never happens
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Post by: videoholic on May 24, 2002, 10:16:33 AM: Do you think Racer could beat up Bobo

I think it would be close. I\'m only judging by their pics of course, but unless one of them has some martial arts training or something I think it would be a close fight. But I hope for Bobo\'s sake that he doesn\'t lose cause you know of course what Racer would do if he found Bob passed out.:nerd:
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Post by: Cyrus on May 24, 2002, 10:44:03 AM: Wow you guys are cruel.... but lets not everyone stop at one time.. this is like a good car wreck
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Post by: on May 24, 2002, 10:53:00 AM: It really is a little more distasteful than usual. And I would like to think of myself as the Queen of Distaste.

Racer\'s a good kid. I personally couldn\'t care less who he frolics with. This board has a homo obsession that I\'ll never understand.
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Post by: Cyrus on May 24, 2002, 11:06:05 AM: Sara, Many well known psycoligists say that people that are Homophobic are probably just hidding there underlining desire to be with a Man. I personally belive that It just makes for good teasing material. :D Its like a chick saying to another .....? well actually you chick dont raze each other, you end up just not talking to each other or telling all your friend about it, you right you wouldnt under stand :bounce:
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Post by: videoholic on May 24, 2002, 11:06:39 AM: Racer is a nice guy. I think the reason he gets attacked by bobo and partially myself although I haven\'t come near what Bobby has done (He is the man), is because he takes it. If he wasn\'t offended by the stuff Bobby said then he would probably stop. :eek:
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Post by: jinxx on May 24, 2002, 06:41:24 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Videoholic

That means he likes movies.

Or broadway plays.
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Post by: Bozco on June 02, 2002, 01:10:53 PM: Great thread, how did I ever miss this.
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Post by: videoholic on August 31, 2012, 06:36:43 PM: God Damn Racer use to get abused. I\'m going to find that wrestling thread if it\'s the last thing I do.
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Post by: Titan on August 31, 2012, 08:06:38 PM: Damn, reading back on this, I forgot how much abuse he took. Miss him posting though. Usually good reads when he\'s around.
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Post by: clips on September 01, 2012, 04:43:33 AM: Good times...:)
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