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Title: Geography of the sexes.
Post by: videoholic on May 29, 2002, 10:37:53 AM

     
The Geography of a Woman
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Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is
half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the
fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely
discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries
with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed
and convinced of its own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may
have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and
desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the
war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now
necessary.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet
and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps
people away.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a
glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.

After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is,
but no one wants to go there.


The Geography of a Man
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Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a ****.

Title: Geography of the sexes.
Post by: Samwise on May 29, 2002, 10:46:26 AM

:laughing:

Funny stuff.

Title: Geography of the sexes.
Post by: SonyFan on May 29, 2002, 11:09:43 AM

....

Hehehe...

Somebody\'s been listening to Robo-Clinton\'s act on the PMS Bouncy. Hey Vid, have you tried getting a Gigantic erection from the bartender yet? :p

(BTW: From the game LSL7: Love for Sail)

Title: Geography of the sexes.
Post by: Samwise on May 29, 2002, 11:13:57 AM

LSL! Damn, I had long forgotten about those games... I think I\'ll start playing some again. :)

Title: Geography of the sexes.
Post by: videoholic on May 29, 2002, 11:14:20 AM

My god I haven\'t played lsl in forever.  Love for Sail came out forever ago.  Are they ever going to make a new one?  That game kicked ass.

Title: Geography of the sexes.
Post by: mjps21983 on May 29, 2002, 11:15:33 AM

ROFL it is so true:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Title: Geography of the sexes.
Post by: kopking on May 29, 2002, 01:23:59 PM

rofl, got it in my email ages ago. still very funny

Title: Geography of the sexes.
Post by: SwifDi on May 29, 2002, 01:44:20 PM

Spain rulez!!!!

Title: Geography of the sexes.
Post by: SonyFan on May 29, 2002, 09:18:18 PM

LSL8: Lust in Space was canned in favor of Larry\'s Casino. :(
I heard there might be a new version comming out for the PC and PS2 (or Xbox) sometime next year, but it\'s all just rumor right now. Sierra commented that two of their old "Quest" frachises would be getting sequels soon. Other than that I dunno. I\'d have to get the dig from Al Lowe himself. I wouldn\'t buy a LSL game if Al wasn\'t at the helm.

*Shrugs* (Goes back to playing LSL 4) ;)

Title: Geography of the sexes.
Post by: luckee on May 30, 2002, 01:14:34 AM

hehehe..nice post.

Title: Geography of the sexes.
Post by: Tyrant on May 30, 2002, 01:17:17 AM

lol funny stuff:laughing:
*puts on safari clothes, packs bags and heads to africa*