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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Ghettomath on June 07, 2002, 12:23:42 PM
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Im sorry, I was just going to keep it to number 1. But i look over at my other little thread over there and cant help but realize the great irony of it all so...
Sexist Thread #2!!! WOMEN SPOIL EVERYTHING
We had a thread consisting of god knows how many guys and one woman comes along, ONE WOMAN (no offense Ryu)--and we pee our pants. I mean geez from Mao\'s wife in China destroying a nation to Monica Lewinsky offering pleasure to one of the best presidents we had in a long time. Is there a conspiracy here?
"We live in a society ruled by women. Im not sure another one is the answer we really need." Tyler Durtin
So my main question for this thread (yea i know it really DOES have a purpose) is:
If there was an all out war of the sexes who would win?
Would man just pee his pants and let them run over us? Or would instinct kick in?
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The men would win, simply because of sexist practices already in place. There are more men in power, more men with access to weapons, more men with military training, etc. So, yeah, if there were to be an actual war between the sexes, men would prolly win. Not that we have all the advantages, but we do have those ones.
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Facts:
1. Most Ninjas are MEN
2. Women CAN\'T pop MEGA-HUGE BONERS!!!
3. One ULTRA-WAIL on a guitar and the army of hot babes would all get naked and pork the Ninjas with MEGA-BONERS.
For more information:
CLICK HERE (http://www.realultimatepower.net)
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Originally posted by juslight
Facts:
1. Most Ninjas are MEN
But more importantly, most Pirates are men. We all know that Pirates would beat ninjas in a fight, right?
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not ass-pirates. And where is 007
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women= noisy sperm receptacles.
;) j/k - thet are really satan.
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Originally posted by CHIZZY
women= noisy sperm receptacles.
;) j/k - thet are really satan.
Satan, yes.:eek:
:laughing:
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The women would seduce the men, and kill us all. Only the gay would survive. Think of it, the world ruled by Warrior Women, and Elton John...
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Ninjas would kick the pirates ass. Just like men would whoop the women. :D
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Originally posted by juslight
Facts:
1. Most Ninjas are MEN
2. Women CAN\'T pop MEGA-HUGE BONERS!!!
3. One ULTRA-WAIL on a guitar and the army of hot babes would all get naked and pork the Ninjas with MEGA-BONERS.
For more information:
CLICK HERE (http://www.realultimatepower.net)
muahahahah, best site ever!
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Well of course I\'m going to reply to this one.
Our society is most DEFINITELY NOT ruled by women. It is ruled by men who want more money, more power, and more pu$$y, put bluntly.
I really freakin\' hope you\'re kidding about Monica Lewinsky. I don\'t like the girl either, but look at Clinton - he risked his presidency for a god damn BJ. Men need to control themselves, for god\'s sake. Gary Condit, etc etc etc...
I guess some of you want women to participate on the forum, but only if we post pics of us making out with other chicks. God forbid we add a little bit of tact to this forum.
Women are evil, eh? I know I know. It sure would be nice if you could just fukk us and not have to bother being respectful, or put up with our sensitivity or PMS, huh?
I know not all of you feel this way, especially the older males on the forum. But post a thread like this, and you\'ll definitely hear from me. I think 90% of you are nice guys, and I must like ya or I wouldn\'t keep coming back. Strong, independent women are underrated. Find one some day, and you\'ll know what I mean.
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Originally posted by Sara
I know not all of you feel this way, especially the older males on the forum. But post a thread like this, and you\'ll definitely hear from me. I think 90% of you are nice guys, and I must like ya or I wouldn\'t keep coming back. Strong, independent women are underrated. Find one some day, and you\'ll know what I mean.
You haven\'t seen me reply in these threads....:D
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Originally posted by Sara
I guess some of you want women to participate on the forum, but only if we post pics of us making out with other chicks.
Wooohoo!
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Originally posted by Sara
I guess some of you want women to participate on the forum, but only if we post pics of us making out with other chicks. God forbid we add a little bit of tact to this forum.
So when can we expect the pics Sara?...:p
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Originally posted by shockwaves
But more importantly, most Pirates are men. We all know that Pirates would beat ninjas in a fight, right?
What about hippos...they might be both...but they have REAL ULITMATE POWER...but seriously, that is the funniest site in the world....i love the quote
"I thought of this story right before bedtime....i got so exicted I almost kicked my mom in the face"
:laughing:
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this is the most stupid thing ive seen since Racer posted pics of himself with the male Marilyn Monroe impersonator..
unfortunately he deleted the pics from his webspace.. and i cleared out my Temp Internet Files... so it is lost forever :(
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Originally posted by Sara
I know not all of you feel this way, especially the older males on the forum.
So only \'old\' men can have common sense? :confused: :sconf: :nut:
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Originally posted by Samwise
So only \'old\' men can have common sense? :confused: :sconf: :nut:
WHOOOOOoooOOOOOOooo controversial
I\'m pretty sure Sara you will find that not all males are like this. And a lot of the younger people have the maturity and wisdom (hahaha no seriously) to be responsible and accepting and sensitive enough to \'put up\' with those things and more. What you are experiencing is the phenomenon of males.. IN A GROUP.
A guy on his own, is ok. Once he is in a group THERE IS NO STOPPING HIM. Showing off is rampant. etc. etc. i think you know where im heading :)
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ONE WOMAN (no offense Ryu)--
You posted a lame thread on a PUBLIC FORUM and you expected something like that NOT to happen?! I don\'t know who\'s stupider, you for making these f*cking threads, or you for expecting the male mentality of these boards to praise you for your stupid threads. "What part of a woman do you guys find attractive?" ... and now it\'s "Oh no, women ruin everything blah blah blah" Nice double standard there. They\'re okay to look at, but not okay to talk to? Remember who made the stupid thread in the first place. Maybe next time, you should keep your f*cking mouth shut.
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Originally posted by Ryu
next time, you should keep your f*cking mouth shut.
..but then ##RaCeR## will have nothing to do on weekends..
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..but then ##RaCeR## will have nothing to do on weekends..
Oh, that\'s real intelligent Bob. Eat any good books lately? ;)
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About as intelligent as blaming Rya (and Sara) for destorying a thread that was just a little bit of fun and becamse too \'in depth\' for some of these morons\' likings. I figured perhaps bringing the conversation to everyones level of "**** in mouth" jokes would be a way he could understand that his thread was stupid.
"wah wah girls ruin everything, wah wah i started a thread which i claimed was sexist and forgot about the various women that posted here and then when they replied intelligently it through me off guard and i blame them for using their intellect because they should be in the kitchen cooking babies and in the bedroom making food, wah wah i cant handle it when women are actually smarter than me, wah wah i suck ##RaCeR## for money and i enjoy it wah wah i made a second thread which i expected all the guys to rally behind me because i am a sexist a$$hole wah WAH WAAAAAH"
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Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
A guy on his own, is ok. Once he is in a group THERE IS NO STOPPING HIM
Just ask Racer about that one.
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Sounds like Ghetto is taking it up the ass like a REAL MAN SHOULD in this thread. I hope that makes him feel better about his over abundance of testosterone.
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Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
I\'m pretty sure Sara you will find that not all males are like this. And a lot of the younger people have the maturity and wisdom
Yes, I\'m certainly hoping it\'s more of a maturity issue than an age issue, as appears to be the case.
Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
they should be in the kitchen cooking babies and in the bedroom making food
Ha--good one. :laughing:
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Here\'s how I figure it. If you\'re gonna post something, be ready for how people will react to it. If you post a thread like this, you have to expect that it will offend some people, and that a lot of people will take it seriously.
Originally posted by Fayded
Ninjas would kick the pirates ass. Just like men would whoop the women.
A female pirate could beat down on a male ninja any day of the week :rolleyes:
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[SIZE=8]NINJAS RULE AND I DON\'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD ABOUT IT[/SIZE]
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Originally posted by Ryu
Sounds like Ghetto is taking it up the ass like a REAL MAN SHOULD
Uh what the ****?
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Alright everyone...
Im sending one big apology out to everyone on the boards. I think that it is the most mature thing I can do right now. So to Ryu and Rya and to Vid and to all the others that see me as some ignorant prick I send out an im sorry. I never meant things to blow up as they should (hell my other threads never do :) ) and if I said things to offend--they weren\'t meant to. So say goodbye to the sexist threads and the ghettogayness and I just hope you guys can be cool. thanks.
With all sincerity;
The Gettomath
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Originally posted by EmperorRob
NINJAS RULE AND I DON\'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD ABOUT IT
Pirates will probably rape the ninjas...
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Originally posted by Sara
Well of course I\'m going to reply to this one.
Our society is most DEFINITELY NOT ruled by women. It is ruled by men who want more money, more power, and more pu$$y, put bluntly.
I really freakin\' hope you\'re kidding about Monica Lewinsky. I don\'t like the girl either, but look at Clinton - he risked his presidency for a god damn BJ. Men need to control themselves, for god\'s sake. Gary Condit, etc etc etc...
I guess some of you want women to participate on the forum, but only if we post pics of us making out with other chicks. God forbid we add a little bit of tact to this forum.
Women are evil, eh? I know I know. It sure would be nice if you could just fukk us and not have to bother being respectful, or put up with our sensitivity or PMS, huh?
I know not all of you feel this way, especially the older males on the forum. But post a thread like this, and you\'ll definitely hear from me. I think 90% of you are nice guys, and I must like ya or I wouldn\'t keep coming back. Strong, independent women are underrated. Find one some day, and you\'ll know what I mean.
This is my first time looking at this thread. I don\'t really have much to say, except that not every guy is like that. Which you already have pointed out. :)
If a war of the sexes ever broke out, the women would win. A good majority of men can\'t do many of the simplistic things that we take women for granted for- cooking, cleaning, etc. If you thought Home Ec. to be a "gay" course, then you\'ll be kicking yourselves when we run outta clean clothes and good food. In the end, we\'\'ll be forced to submit to the women. God bless the common housewife! I imagine I\'d sell the men out and join up with the women long before that happens.
:D
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Originally posted by Tom G
This is my first time looking at this thread. I don\'t really have much to say, except that not every guy is like that. Which you already have pointed out. :)
If a war of the sexes ever broke out, the women would win. A good majority of men can\'t do many of the simplistic things that we take women for granted for- cooking, cleaning, etc. If you thought Home Ec. to be a "gay" course, then you\'ll be kicking yourselves when we run outta clean clothes and good food. In the end, we\'\'ll be forced to submit to the women. God bless the common housewife! I imagine I\'d sell the men out and join up with the women long before that happens.
:D
Yes, that\'s true that most men can\'t cook and clean but, that doesn\'t mean we won\'t adapt and learn. The biggest thing most men can cook is probably Cheese Omelet with some spam but, that\'s a start! We don\'t know how to wash clothes? Sure, some of our clothes will turn pink and shrink but, we will learn... Besides, we can always use shout wipes for those nasty stains.
Anyways, if all else fails, we will build a robot maid or something.
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Originally posted by EmperorRob
not ass-pirates
Hmm, Do you think it was proper to bring the Houston Astros into this? Kind of an odd choice for the war of the sexes, huh? ;)
See Yuz.
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Originally posted by Soul Reaver
Yes, that\'s true that most men can\'t cook and clean but, that doesn\'t mean we won\'t adapt and learn. The biggest thing most men can cook is probably Cheese Omelet with some spam but, that\'s a start! We don\'t know how to wash clothes? Sure, some of our clothes will turn pink and shrink but, we will learn... Besides, we can always use shout wipes for those nasty stains.
Anyways, if all else fails, we will build a robot maid or something.
We can cook the neccessites-
Pork N\' Beans w/ sliced hot dogs mixed right in
Macaroni N\' Cheese w/ sliced hot dogs mixed right in
Grilled Cheese sandwich w/sliced hot dogs for filling
and my personal fave...hot dogs. The chili cheese dog rules all.
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-How many men does it take to open a beer?
-None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
-Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
-Because a woman who can\'t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
-Why do women have smaller feet than men?
-So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
-How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
-When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
-How do you fix a woman\'s watch?
-You don\'t. There is a clock on the oven.
-Why do men pass gas more than women?
-Because women won\'t shut up long enough to build up pressure.
-If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
-The dog of course. At least he\'ll shut up after you let him in.
-All wives are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
-I married Miss Right.
-I just didn\'t know her first name was Always.
-I haven\'t spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don\'t like to interrupt her.
-Scientists have discovered a food to diminish a woman\'s sex drive by 90%.
-It is Wedding Cake.
-Marriage is a 3 ring circus:
-Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.
-Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What\'s on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"
-In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
-Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
-Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
-Two Mothers-in-law.
-Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn\'t know his wife until he marries her?"
-Dad: That happens in every country, son.
-The most effective way to remember your wife\'s birthday is to forget it once.
-Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.!!!!!
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Originally posted by Videoholic
-Scientists have discovered a food to diminish a woman\'s sex drive by 90%.
-It is Wedding Cake.
Hahaha, ah yes, the evil Wedding Cake, hahaha
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:laughing: That\'s good stuff vid. :laughing:
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-In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
-Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
-God created man, saw his mistake, and created woman.
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Originally posted by Rya
-God created man, saw his mistake, and created woman.
Somehow I\'ve never read one of your post but I assume your a chick.
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Originally posted by Rya
-God created man, saw his mistake, and created woman.
If there was a God, I think he thought us up during a dull moment in the midst of throwing comets at innocent animals somewhere far away from here. Created a few different types, saw nothing good in us, said "Aww sod these bastards!", and threw us here to rot. But we bastards took over the whole damn place. In y00 f@c3!
The Creation, by Hawke™
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Originally posted by Bozco
Somehow I\'ve never read one of your post but I assume your a chick.
*applause*
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Originally posted by Rya
-God created man, saw his mistake, and created woman.
Hmmmm.... That sounds like lesbian talk to me. ;) (j/k)