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Title: "The first handjob"
Post by: luckee on June 21, 2002, 01:12:55 PM

The First Hand Job!

A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him.  He takes her to a
nice restaurant, buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine and on the way home he pulls over to the side of the road in
a secluded spot.

They start necking and he\'s getting pretty excited.  He starts to reach under her skirt and she stops him, saying she\'s a
virgin and wants to stay that way.

"Well, OK," he says, "how a bout a hand job?"

"I\'ve never done that," she says.  "What do I have to do?"

"Well," he answers, "remember when you were a kid and you used to shake up a Coke bottle and spray your brother
with it?"

She nods.

"Well, it\'s just like that."

So he pulls it out and she grabs hold of it and starts shaking it.  A few seconds later, his head flops back on the headrest,
his eyes close, snot starts to run out of his nose, wax blows out of his ear and he screams out in pain.

"What\'s wrong?!" she cries out.

"TAKE YOUR THUMB OFF OF THE END!"

Title: "The first handjob"
Post by: Soul Reaver on June 21, 2002, 01:16:26 PM

Oh God, no...

:crap:

I thought she was going to spray him with the white stuff.

Title: "The first handjob"
Post by: Kimahri on June 21, 2002, 01:17:45 PM

meh.......not your best work luckee

Title: "The first handjob"
Post by: on June 21, 2002, 01:19:35 PM

:laughing: :laughing: By any chance was she blonde?

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Post by: square_marker on June 21, 2002, 02:57:27 PM

:laughing:

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Post by: SER on June 21, 2002, 06:34:57 PM

That story gave me an erection. :rolleyes:

Title: "The first handjob"
Post by: luckee on June 21, 2002, 07:26:51 PM

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Originally posted by serrano007
That story gave me an erection. :rolleyes:

butigroove, you are now officially retarded :D

Title: "The first handjob"
Post by: Mr. Kennedy on June 21, 2002, 07:55:41 PM

w00t!  oh wait, nevermind, the guy didn\'t get what he wanted.

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Post by: SER on June 21, 2002, 10:50:11 PM

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Originally posted by luckee


butigroove, you are now officially retarded :D

Okay eldorado.. Take the road that way. :nerd:

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Post by: luckee on June 22, 2002, 02:29:43 AM

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Originally posted by serrano007


Okay eldorado.. Take the road that way. :nerd:

yer just mad I have a shiny pimp ass caddy :D

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Post by: Titan on June 22, 2002, 06:27:35 AM

It was funny, i guess