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Title: Unknown\'s story thread.
Post by: unknown on June 24, 2002, 09:46:52 PM: Since I have officially come back to these wonderful forums, I think its about time to start "dum dum dum" A story thread!

For those of you that don\'t know how it works, I begin a story and you guys keep adding on to it. Lets see how long this can go for.

The theme: Well everyone is probably wondering where the hell muah has been, so why dont you guys tell me, I will begin.

One day Unknown logged on to his computer and started doing his daily moderating the forum routine, when all of the sudden...
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Post by: Mr. Kennedy on June 24, 2002, 09:49:59 PM: unknown stepped outside and poop started falling from the sky, and landed right on unknown, then he...
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Post by: Kimahri on June 24, 2002, 09:52:03 PM: whiped it off his face.....fed it to his cat and went and got the mail...when he opened one of the letters he was suprised to see that.....
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Post by: Mr. Kennedy on June 24, 2002, 09:53:58 PM: ignore! too slow.
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Post by: Ryu on June 24, 2002, 09:54:00 PM: ...His weekly porno subscription had been e-mailed to him in the form of a virus. The first step he took to make sure he kept his porn virus free was...
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Post by: unknown on June 24, 2002, 09:57:50 PM: dunking his PC in boiling hot water to sterilize it, too bad he forgot to unplug the PC, what happened next was unexplainable!...

p.s. Ryu, darn good to see ya :)
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Post by: Kimahri on June 24, 2002, 10:00:27 PM: And by Unexplainable i mean explainable. He was blasted with 2 hundredmillionthousandquintilliongoogle(sp?) microvolts of computerenergy...He now had some sort of computer super powers.....powers that consisted of.....
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Post by: Ryu on June 24, 2002, 10:06:53 PM: Supreme nerdiness that resembles the troll picture that clowd now has. The first thing he did with these powers was to...
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Post by: Mr. Kennedy on June 25, 2002, 07:53:10 AM: Get all the porn from all around the world and put it all on his now 100000 gigabyte harddrive, but when it all finished downloading...
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Post by: shockwaves on June 25, 2002, 08:26:05 AM: Unknown left his computer, and opened a lemon smoothie factory...
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Post by: videoholic on June 25, 2002, 08:29:18 AM: Then he came back to OT and started a thread about a story. The end...

That was fun..:D
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Post by: politiepet on June 25, 2002, 08:29:33 AM: ..of which he didn\'t know what the hell it does...
edit: damn too late
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Post by: unknown on June 25, 2002, 08:33:58 AM: when video thought it was the end, unknown came out of knowhere and with his mighty porn power, turned video into a huge unsightly woman and banished him to eternal saggy boobiness..

just and unknown finished up.....
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Post by: videoholic on June 25, 2002, 08:37:02 AM: Video then took his powerful saggy boobies and bopped everyone on the head. Bonk Bonk Bonk.. "This is great," Exclaimed Vid in sheer excitement.
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Post by: Mr. Kennedy on June 25, 2002, 08:53:06 AM: all the sudden a TV turned on, by god it was the WWE, and Billy Gunnh had defeated the Undertaker to become the Undisputed champion, then I turned off the TV and jumped for joy.
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Post by: shockwaves on June 25, 2002, 08:55:20 AM: and drank a lemon smoothie...
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Post by: Cerberus on June 25, 2002, 09:56:26 AM: ....to celebrate winning an all expenses paid, holiday for 2, to a fudge-packing factory in Skegness, where...
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Post by: videoholic on June 25, 2002, 10:02:19 AM: "unknown\'s life took a turn for the worst...."

"Coming up next on E!\'s True Hollywood Stories, Unknown falls deep into the heart of the homosexual porn industry."

Coke commercial.
Hertz rental car commercial
Promo Spot for Wild On.
Back Yard Wrestling Video ad.

"Once Unknown entered the fudge Packing plant he knew he found his holy grail. His life will never be the same. He got a job as a.."
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Post by: shockwaves on June 25, 2002, 10:29:14 AM: lemon smoothie salesman.
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Post by: Soul Reaver on June 25, 2002, 10:34:43 AM: So, he moved to Uruguay to...
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Post by: nO-One on June 25, 2002, 11:14:20 AM: Sell his lemony smoothness to people that never had some of his lemons....
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Post by: Mr. Kennedy on June 25, 2002, 11:44:30 AM: and finally got that autograph from "The One" Billy Gunn he\'d been wanting for years...
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Post by: MPTheory on June 25, 2002, 12:01:59 PM: when suddenly, thoughts from the fudge packing plant came to mind... This made Unknown...
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Post by: Titan on June 25, 2002, 12:13:01 PM: masturbate uncontrollably.
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Post by: shockwaves on June 25, 2002, 12:32:33 PM: So unknown sipped on a lemon smoothie...
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Post by: Cerberus on June 25, 2002, 12:34:54 PM: ....Whilst thinking "Is someone on these forums a sales rep for the Lemon smoothie inc. company?"...
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Post by: Titan on June 25, 2002, 12:39:09 PM: Then he though that he should start a lemon smoothie company. So then, Unknown decided to..........
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Post by: PS2_-'_'-_PS2 on June 25, 2002, 12:39:40 PM: which cooled him down when suddenly a massive monster with a tounge where it ass should be ran at him...
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Post by: shockwaves on June 25, 2002, 12:40:22 PM: and he threw lemon smoothies at it, and defeated it with their amazing power.
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Post by: Titan on June 25, 2002, 12:44:51 PM: But before unknown could get off of the moon with his teddy bear and BARBIE doll, the moon exploded and unknown was killed. THE END
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Post by: shockwaves on June 25, 2002, 01:52:26 PM: Hulkster walked up, and gave Unknown\'s dead body a lemon smoothie. The smoothie brought him back to life, and there was much rejoicing.
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Post by: kopking on June 25, 2002, 01:58:37 PM: and he like what he tasted
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Post by: Titan on June 25, 2002, 02:34:24 PM: then he realized that he accidentally produced an orange smoothie.
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Post by: ROL Jamas on June 25, 2002, 02:35:08 PM: So he threw it away, got his Lemon Smoothie Company back into business, and distributed these awesome Lemon Smoothies worldwide, giving me a smoothie, too :)

*sips on a Lemon Smoothie, keeps baseball bat in hand*

See Yuz.
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Post by: Titan on June 25, 2002, 02:39:01 PM: Then his lemon smootie company went out of business because his yellow lemon smoothie because it was yellow but not a lemon smoothie. ;)
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Post by: shockwaves on June 25, 2002, 02:54:30 PM: Then he made a post that made a little more sense, and reopened his lemon smoothie factory :D
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Post by: unknown on June 25, 2002, 02:54:41 PM: once the lemon smoothie factory re-opened, unknown went into a state of madness and chuged a gallon of lemon smoothie, this gave him the mother of all brain freezes! what happened next was.....
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Post by: shockwaves on June 25, 2002, 02:59:26 PM: shockwaves came, and tried to take over the smoothie factory...
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Post by: Solid Snake 88 on June 25, 2002, 04:21:51 PM: ...but then unknown came back after masturbating uncontrollably and gave shockwaves a taste of his new flavor: white delight, which made him...
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Post by: shockwaves on June 25, 2002, 04:22:51 PM: spit it out and drink more lemon smoothie. He never liked coconut flavor anyway.
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Post by: ROL Jamas on June 25, 2002, 04:24:54 PM: Have a seizure :)

Shockwaves then sued for the right of the Lemon Smoothie Factory...
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Post by: Titan on June 25, 2002, 05:23:16 PM: Then that nutty guy Titan came and blew up the factory with about 500 pounds of C4. Then he ran away laughing with his hands flying in the air.
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Post by: shockwaves on June 25, 2002, 05:47:56 PM: Hulkster walks up to Titan, and hands him a lemon smoothie.
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Post by: Titan on June 25, 2002, 06:45:28 PM: Titan takes the yellow smoothie and realizes its frozen pee.
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Post by: -____- on June 25, 2002, 07:43:17 PM: But drank it anyway because had aquired a taste for it already
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Post by: Psycomantis101 on June 25, 2002, 08:15:49 PM: The Hulkster then slapped Titan and said " I was saving that for my next drug test" Titan feeling sorry for the hulkster...
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Post by: shockwaves on June 25, 2002, 08:21:26 PM: handed him a lemon smoothie...
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Post by: square_marker on June 25, 2002, 08:21:31 PM: got him an engagement ring and asked him to...
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Post by: shockwaves on June 25, 2002, 08:24:19 PM: open a lemon smoothie factory with him
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Post by: Kimahri on June 25, 2002, 08:26:05 PM: [edit]..ignore shockwaves post:D

"go **** yourself"(legal now).....Then he ditched everything to do with lemon smoothies so he would never have to hear about them again because they are gay. Instead he went to canada...and.....
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Post by: square_marker on June 25, 2002, 08:27:30 PM: rode a horsie to the...
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Post by: Kimahri on June 25, 2002, 08:29:52 PM: Quote
Originally posted by square_marker
rode a horsie to the...

school and leaned how to use proper grammar. He then rode his horse to...
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Post by: Psycomantis101 on June 25, 2002, 08:33:00 PM: an abondand factory which he turned into a Lemon Smoothie Factory...:D
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Post by: Kimahri on June 25, 2002, 08:35:23 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Psycomantis101
an abondand factory which he turned into a Lemon Smoothie Factory...:D

He then realized he was being a homosexual and decided to blow it up. He then rode his horse to a spelling bee and entered himself under the name of "Unnown"
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Post by: square_marker on June 25, 2002, 08:37:32 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Kimahri

He then realized he was being a homosexual and decided to blow it up. He then rode his horse to a spelling bee and entered himself under the name of "Unnown"

then he won and his grand prize of a lemon smoothie factory
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Post by: Psycomantis101 on June 25, 2002, 08:38:40 PM: No more lemons.

" With the money he won he bought himself a nice french mail-order-bride only to realize..."
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Post by: Solid Snake 88 on June 25, 2002, 08:41:10 PM: ...opened a lemon smoothie factory...
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Post by: square_marker on June 25, 2002, 08:42:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Psycomantis101
No more lemons.

" With the money he won he bought himself a nice french mail-order-bride only to realize..."

that his bride was mm. he then...
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Post by: unknown on June 25, 2002, 09:05:47 PM: realized that unknown was in a state of acoma from being inside the old smoothie factory when it exploded and everyone was to busy drinking lemon smoothies to even think about him, so everyone went to visit him and...
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Post by: shockwaves on June 25, 2002, 09:33:48 PM: brought him lemon smoothies :)
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Post by: square_marker on June 25, 2002, 09:36:02 PM: but the lemon\'s were poisioned and unknown knew this, so he...
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Post by: shockwaves on June 25, 2002, 09:36:58 PM: stood there. Then Hulkster walked up, and gave him a fresh lemon smoothie.
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Post by: Kimahri on June 25, 2002, 09:37:50 PM: Then he killed Shockwaves for ever bringing up lemon smoothies.
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Post by: Mr. Kennedy on June 25, 2002, 09:38:29 PM: When all the sudden Unknown had the urge to get breast implants having been brainwashed by Videoholic, suddenly his new breast...
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Post by: square_marker on June 25, 2002, 09:39:11 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Kimahri
killed Shockwaves for bringing up lemon smoothies.

then square_marker got upset and squirted lemon smoothie juice into kimahri\'s eyes causing him to...
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Post by: shockwaves on June 25, 2002, 09:41:04 PM: fall onto shockwaves dead body. Somehow, his life passed to shock, causing him to come back to life. Shock hands unknown a fresh lemon smoothie.
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Post by: Mr. Kennedy on June 25, 2002, 09:48:05 PM: When unknown drinks the lemon smoothie, his head shrinks to the size of a penut...(darn headshrinker smoothie)
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Post by: square_marker on June 25, 2002, 09:51:49 PM: Quote
Originally posted by "The One" Billy Gunn
When unknown drinks the lemon smoothie, his head shrinks to the size of a penut...(darn headshrinker smoothie)

so to be portpotional he pours the lemon smoothie all over himself and he shrinks. thus starts the story if honey, i srank the unknown.
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Post by: Kimahri on June 25, 2002, 09:56:05 PM: Quote
Originally posted by shockwaves
fall onto shockwaves dead body. Somehow, his life passed to shock, causing him to come back to life. Shock hands unknown a fresh lemon smoothie.

Side story:

Kimahri\'s soul rises out from his dead body and starts dancing above his grave

"I am evil Kimahri, I am evil Kimahri, I am evil Kimahri, cha cha cha"
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Post by: shockwaves on June 25, 2002, 09:57:42 PM: Hulkster walks up, and hands evil Kimahri a lemon smoothie.
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Post by: Mr. Kennedy on June 25, 2002, 09:58:33 PM: The guy from Onimusha then runs by and sucks Kimahri into his bracelet thingy.

END SIDE STORY
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Post by: shockwaves on June 25, 2002, 10:00:56 PM: Hulkster walks up, and hands the guy from Onimusha a lemon smoothie.
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Post by: Kimahri on June 25, 2002, 10:03:34 PM: guy from onimusha doesn\'t accept smoothie, instead he slices of Hulksters head, absorbs is soul, putting an end to all the lemon smoothie talk.....(he killed shockwaves too, hes good that way)
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Post by: square_marker on June 25, 2002, 10:06:21 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Kimahri
guy from onimusha doesn\'t accept smoothie, instead he slices of Hulksters head, absorbs is soul, putting an end to all the lemon smoothie talk.....(he killed shockwaves too, hes good that way)

square walks up to the onimusha guy and hands him a strawberry-lemon smoothie twist.
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Post by: shockwaves on June 25, 2002, 10:07:31 PM: Hulkster is reincarnated as a chimp. He walks up, and hands everyone a lemon smoothie.
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Post by: Mr. Kennedy on June 25, 2002, 10:07:51 PM: Onimusha guy returns the favor by giving square a kiwi-lemon smoothie.
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Post by: shockwaves on June 25, 2002, 10:08:56 PM: shock\'s dead body was given a smoothie. The smoothie\'s amazing powers brought shock back to life.
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Post by: square_marker on June 25, 2002, 10:09:04 PM: Quote
Originally posted by "The One" Billy Gunn
Onimusha guy returns the favor by giving square a kiwi-lemon smoothie.

square rejects kiwi-lemon smoothie and slaps onimusha guy in the face with a dueling glove.
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Post by: Kimahri on June 25, 2002, 10:16:56 PM: Onimusha guy calls square a sissy ***** then slices his head off.

"I guess you could say he wont be getting a \'head\' in life"
"I bet that he\'ll never be the major \'head\' of a corporation"
"Now thats what i call using your \'head\'"

ok thats enough....
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Post by: square_marker on June 25, 2002, 10:21:30 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Kimahri
Onimusha guy calls square a sissy ***** then slices his head off.

"I guess you could say he wont be getting a \'head\' in life"
"I bet that he\'ll never be the major \'head\' of a corporation"
"Now thats what i call using your \'head\'"

ok thats enough....

squares dieing words "If...if...if only kimahir would taste...taste the lemon.....smooth......
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Post by: Kimahri on June 25, 2002, 10:24:10 PM: Quote
Originally posted by square_marker

squares dieing words "If...if...if only kimahir would taste...taste the lemon.....smooth......

dude you like talked, and your head was cut off.......cool...
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Post by: square_marker on June 25, 2002, 10:25:09 PM: i know...it was hard....but i tried....and im still doing it.....ow...this hurts.....PORQUE!
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Post by: Mr. Kennedy on June 26, 2002, 07:47:33 AM: all the sudden, people all over the world spontaneously combust!
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Post by: Psycomantis101 on June 26, 2002, 08:06:44 AM: That was the end of human civilization as we know it. Untill,aliens came from outer space and gave everyone a Lemon Smoothie...
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Post by: Solid Snake 88 on June 26, 2002, 08:10:02 AM: ...and we find out that the aliens were behind the whole lemon smoothie incident...
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Post by: unknown on June 26, 2002, 08:21:20 AM: And Unknown is thier ring leader!, the first order he gives the aliens is...
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Post by: Psycomantis101 on June 26, 2002, 08:31:01 AM: To build him his throne and gather him 100...
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Post by: Soul Reaver on June 26, 2002, 08:32:18 AM: ... lemon smoothies so he can, once again, masturbate uncontrollably after he...

:p
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Post by: Mr. Kennedy on June 26, 2002, 08:54:49 AM: Creates a lemon smoothie monopoly and take control of the world. But there was a rebel named...
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Post by: square_marker on June 26, 2002, 10:36:32 AM: Quote
Originally posted by "The One" Billy Gunn
Creates a lemon smoothie monopoly and take control of the world. But there was a rebel named...

kimahri who rejected lemon smoothies...
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Post by: MPTheory on June 26, 2002, 10:52:04 AM: and created a more powerful strawberry smoothie,
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Post by: Soul Reaver on June 26, 2002, 11:19:44 AM: the smoothie was so powerful that it tasted EXACTLY like a lemon smoothie! Unknown decided to...
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Post by: Psycomantis101 on June 26, 2002, 11:42:06 AM: Rid of this menace kimahri once and for all.
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Post by: Mr. Kennedy on June 26, 2002, 11:55:14 AM: So he hired a superhero named The Hurricane to blow away the opposing smoothie factory.
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Post by: Titan on June 26, 2002, 01:26:25 PM: But then unknown decided to hire Titan instead. But instead, that dufous Titan beat unknown unconsious with a Koosh ball. And after that, Titan...........
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Post by: unknown on June 26, 2002, 03:35:07 PM: was sent to eternal saggy boobieness by unknown like video was for the koosh beating.

All the sudden kimari came by and threw a...
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Post by: Titan on June 26, 2002, 03:56:10 PM: knife right at unknown\'s personal region.
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Post by: Mr. Kennedy on June 26, 2002, 04:29:40 PM: All the sudden, it turns pitch black, green lights flashing everywhere.... oh my god, it\'s The Hurricane! He catches the knife and flings it back at titan going right into titan\'s skull leaving him a bloody mess. The Hurricane is sent to finish the job titan couldn\'t.
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Post by: Titan on June 26, 2002, 04:33:17 PM: Then Titan emerged from a rock and killed the Hurricane. Afterwards, Titan walked over to his robotic replica and threw him, unknown and The Hurricane off a cliff. Then saw The One Billy Gunn and threw him off the cliff too. Afterwards, Titan..........
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Post by: shockwaves on June 26, 2002, 04:33:41 PM: Hulkster walks up and hands Hurricane a lemon smoothie.
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Post by: Titan on June 26, 2002, 04:57:58 PM: Then Titan realizes that shockwaves posted at the same time as him and messed up the story. Titan picks up shockwaves and hurls him off the cliff onto a bed of pointy rocks and runs away laughing Titanishly with hands flying over his head.
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Post by: Mr. Kennedy on June 26, 2002, 06:41:58 PM: Unbeknowst to titan, The Hurricane is a superhero with the ability to fly,( check Hurravideo in sig... )so he flys up, grabs TOBG along the way, picks up unknown, lands, and then shoves a lemon smothie down Titans throat... then taking a large boulder and dropping it right on titan\'s head causing it crush and lemon smoothie oozing out. Titan\'s body lies dead in a pool of lemon smoothie.
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Post by: shockwaves on June 26, 2002, 06:53:49 PM: The Hulkster walks up and hands Titan\'s dead body a lemon smoothie.
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Post by: square_marker on June 26, 2002, 07:04:49 PM: titains body is revived by the lemon smoothie and his secret idenity is reviled to all....he is the lemon smoothie man!
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Post by: Mr. Kennedy on June 26, 2002, 09:05:57 PM: Obviously destroying titan\'s head wasn\'t enough, the headless lemon smoothie man (aka titan) gets one leg and one arm cut off by the Hurricane... WHAT\'S UP WIT DAT????
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Post by: square_marker on June 26, 2002, 09:14:55 PM: then lemon smoothie man decides to make a lemon smoothie with his foot while fighting the hurricane with one arm.
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Post by: Samwise on June 27, 2002, 06:34:38 AM: and then the party pooper (sp) came in and closed the thread. ALL HAIL SAMWISE, THE ANTI-PARTY ANIMAL!! :D

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