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Title: Why did they give that croc.hunter a movie??
Post by: luckee on June 27, 2002, 01:24:05 PM
Looks stupid to boot..
Title: Why did they give that croc.hunter a movie??
Post by: Samwise on June 27, 2002, 01:42:53 PM
Because he r0x0rz you! Come on, how can you not love him. And if they can make Scooby Doo, they can make this one as well.
Title: Why did they give that croc.hunter a movie??
Post by: Rya on June 27, 2002, 02:12:30 PM
If they gave the Spice Girls their own movie, I think anything can happen, including a movie about Steve Irwen
Title: Why did they give that croc.hunter a movie??
Post by: videoholic on June 27, 2002, 02:33:51 PM
Off of http://www.aintitcoolnews.com

___________________________________________
"I saw a test screening of the summer\'s most anticipated movie last night(Late April) in Orange CA...

"NO not Star Wars...

"NO not Spider-Man...

"It was...

"The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course

"OK, I lied this piece of crap should never had been made. Those test screening bastards owe me 90 minutes of my life back.

"Let me say right here and now I am a fan of the TV show. I think the TV show has a great combination of action, suspense, education and humor.

"That being said the movie had all the charm of a boring \'National Geographic\' type movie (the kind you were forced to watch in grade school) and was as painful as dry rectal exam. I actually saw 15-20 people walk out of the screening 30 minutes in to it. (I\'ve never seen that happen before)

"Steve Irwin (Crocodile Hunter) and his wife, while charming and educational in 1/2 hour bites get annoying and repetitive (oh look he is wrestling a croc for the 5th, 6th and 7th times). The remaining actors (and I use the term loosely) leave much to be desired. I was not sure if the acting was intentionally bad (in some misguided effort to make the movie funny) or if they just went to the local adult education acting class and hired some of the students (wait that really isn\'t fair to adult education classes all over the world, they could probably act much better)

"All in all this movie was a waste of time, money, film, ect. This film should be taken to Australian outback and buried, the people who wrote the script, put the money up, directed, basically anyone who had something to do with this film should be shot and killed in the name of humanity. I doubt even Alan Smithee would put his name on this film."  

Please get the word out don\'t let other wast 90 minutes of their lives like I did.
Title: Why did they give that croc.hunter a movie??
Post by: Luke on June 27, 2002, 03:20:28 PM
this movie looks completely retarded...



BUT STEVE RULES BUDDY!
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Title: Why did they give that croc.hunter a movie??
Post by: Titan on June 27, 2002, 03:30:07 PM
I never liked his shows. His movie looks quite stupid.
Title: Why did they give that croc.hunter a movie??
Post by: square_marker on June 27, 2002, 04:57:15 PM
i just watch the show to see if he will ever get hurt.  other than that.....he is annoying....
Title: Why did they give that croc.hunter a movie??
Post by: SER on June 27, 2002, 05:13:45 PM
God, I saw the trailer before Minority Report.. SUCKS!!!!
Title: Why did they give that croc.hunter a movie??
Post by: Mr. Kennedy on June 27, 2002, 05:16:49 PM
BTW, while we are on the subject of movies, anyone interested in eight legged freaks.
Title: Why did they give that croc.hunter a movie??
Post by: SER on June 27, 2002, 07:05:21 PM
Doesn\'t look too good, IMO. I\'d rather wait and save for other upcoming movies that I am looking forward too like MIB2 and Signs.
Title: Why did they give that croc.hunter a movie??
Post by: Luke on June 27, 2002, 07:45:50 PM
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Originally posted by "The One" Billy Gunn
BTW, while we are on the subject of movies, anyone interested in eight legged freaks.




awww yeah buddy!


being scared of spiders you know im gonna see this one. im gonna wet myself!
Title: Why did they give that croc.hunter a movie??
Post by: Samwise on June 28, 2002, 12:40:17 AM
If you want to see MIB2 with Will "Overrated" Smith, you might as well see this one... ;)
Title: Why did they give that croc.hunter a movie??
Post by: Cerberus on June 28, 2002, 12:58:13 AM
Do you reckon he ever has trouble getting life insurance cover?
Title: Why did they give that croc.hunter a movie??
Post by: SER on June 28, 2002, 06:46:49 AM
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Originally posted by Samwise
If you want to see MIB2 with Will "Overrated" Smith, you might as well see this one... ;)


God, have you heard the Nod Your Head song? Holy crap, it sucks donkey balls.
Title: Why did they give that croc.hunter a movie??
Post by: Samwise on June 28, 2002, 06:52:05 AM
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Originally posted by serrano007


God, have you heard the Nod Your Head song? Holy crap, it sucks donkey balls.
God? Samwise will suffice. :p

And no, I haven\'t heard the song. :)
Title: Why did they give that croc.hunter a movie??
Post by: SER on June 28, 2002, 06:58:22 AM
Nope, G O D. I\'m one of the few on these forums who actually believes he\'s real, remember? ;)
Title: Why did they give that croc.hunter a movie??
Post by: Titan on June 28, 2002, 06:59:12 AM
I really want to see MIB2. Looks kickass :cool:
Title: Why did they give that croc.hunter a movie??
Post by: Speed Demon on June 28, 2002, 04:17:25 PM
OMFG they just hand out movies to deranged men who feel the need to piss off deadly animals. I hope a croc bites off his nutsack one day.
Title: Why did they give that croc.hunter a movie??
Post by: Soul Reaver on June 28, 2002, 04:25:39 PM
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Originally posted by serrano007


God, have you heard the Nod Your Head song? Holy crap, it sucks donkey balls.


Yea, I heard it, it\'s terrible. Definately not rap, I\'m not sure what it is... talking, maybe?
Title: Why did they give that croc.hunter a movie??
Post by: square_marker on June 28, 2002, 04:48:19 PM
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Originally posted by LUKE SUCKS



being scared of spiders you know im gonna see this one. im gonna wet myself!


Yea man, did you see the size of some of those mothers.  Damn critters, give me the willies.
Title: Why did they give that croc.hunter a movie??
Post by: Luke on June 28, 2002, 04:53:44 PM
i swear that movie is my worst nightmare... i cant wait to see it.
Title: Why did they give that croc.hunter a movie??
Post by: Soul Reaver on June 28, 2002, 04:55:08 PM
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Originally posted by square_marker


Yea man, did you see the size of some of those mothers.  Damn critters, give me the willies.


Alright, I\'m confused right now. Is the movie suppose to be a comedy/horror type of movie or is it just horror/suspense? I found the commercials humorous.

Then again, I found "The Exorcist" histerical.
Title: Why did they give that croc.hunter a movie??
Post by: Luke on June 28, 2002, 05:02:01 PM
dont get me wrong, im sure that as a movie, its frickin terrible...


but big ass spiders are SCARY!

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Title: Why did they give that croc.hunter a movie??
Post by: square_marker on June 28, 2002, 05:03:29 PM
OMG dude, that last pic is scary ****.  *Shudders*

I wonder why i am so afraid of spiders.....and why i hate them so much more than another other creature.
Title: Why did they give that croc.hunter a movie??
Post by: Speed Demon on June 28, 2002, 05:33:50 PM
Haha those pics kicked ass. I love spiders man....
Title: Why did they give that croc.hunter a movie??
Post by: SER on June 28, 2002, 05:55:21 PM
Yes, Reaver, that song is basically talking.. :laughing:

And as for those pics..:eek: Looks cool. Wonder if there are any gory killing scenes! Doesn\'t look so bad now... lol
Title: Why did they give that croc.hunter a movie??
Post by: Tom on June 28, 2002, 09:56:46 PM
Forget the croc hunter, why the f@#* did Lil\' Bow Wow get  a movie?! :mad:

Like Mike...dumbest idea since Crossroads...
Title: Why did they give that croc.hunter a movie??
Post by: square_marker on June 28, 2002, 09:59:18 PM
Yea seriously, i cant stand that kid.  

Look at me, my name is lil bow wow....i dont even have a real name...my dad got me hooked on crack and made me make a rap cd to show how cool he was.... uhhhhh na na naaaa na
Title: Why did they give that croc.hunter a movie??
Post by: Mr. Kennedy on June 29, 2002, 08:00:10 AM
Movies I will see this summer...

Eight Legged Freaks
Halloween Ressurection
possibly MIB2
Reign of Fire is a possibility

but possibly the greatest movie of the summer will be

Austin Powers: Goldmember
Title: Why did they give that croc.hunter a movie??
Post by: Luke on June 29, 2002, 09:56:21 AM
Ive got a bad feeling about that new austin powers movie...


its gonna be so commercialized.
Title: Why did they give that croc.hunter a movie??
Post by: Tom on June 29, 2002, 12:37:51 PM
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Originally posted by LUKE SUCKS
Ive got a bad feeling about that new austin powers movie...


its gonna be so commercialized.


I know what you mean. Its got meaningless cameos up the wazoo. After the huge disapointment with "The Spy Who Shagged Me",   I\'m kinda iffy about paying to see this one.