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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: luckee on June 29, 2002, 11:33:54 AM

Title: New Wines for your taste buds
Post by: luckee on June 29, 2002, 11:33:54 AM

BENTONVILLE, ARK (AP) - Some Walmart customers soon will be able to
sample a new discount item -- Walmart\'s own brand of wine. The world\'s largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, Calif., to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $6-8 range.

While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of
Walmart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for inexpensive wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I. She said: "The right name is very important." So, with that in mind, here are the top 12 suggested names for Walmart Wine:

** Chateau Traileur Doublewide

** White Trashfindel

** Big Red Gulp

** Grape Expectations

** Domaine Walmart "Merde du Pays"

** NASCARbernet

** Chef Boyardeaux

** Peanut Noir

** Chateau des Moines

** I Can\'t Believe It\'s Not Vinegar!

** World Championship Wriesling


and the number 1 name for Walmart Wine...

** Nasti Spumante

Title: New Wines for your taste buds
Post by: theomen on June 29, 2002, 07:27:25 PM

how about about "Deux more glasses and I\'m attractive"


What kind of white trash will actually buy wine at walmart?  And am I the only one that\'s surprised it won\'t be a BOX of wine?

Title: New Wines for your taste buds
Post by: Mr. Kennedy on June 29, 2002, 09:05:54 PM

Oh those names are just so original.

Title: New Wines for your taste buds
Post by: Jar O Pickles on June 30, 2002, 10:42:51 AM

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Originally posted by "The One" Billy Gunn
Oh those names are just so original.

youve purchased this wine havent you i knew it was that remark and your name that gave it away:D