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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: SonyFan on July 03, 2002, 09:11:44 PM

Title: Guess who just got a PS2 for his Birthday!!!!
Post by: SonyFan on July 03, 2002, 09:11:44 PM
I dunno, cause it sure as f*ck wasn\'t me. :(

All I got was a big can of SPAM, so I thought I\'d share it all with you. Enjoy. *Blows out the single candle on his processed meat cake*
Title: Guess who just got a PS2 for his Birthday!!!!
Post by: Bobs_Hardware on July 03, 2002, 09:23:14 PM
SonyFan.. you are the worst poster I have ever seen at these boards.  To me you resemble a diarrhoea stain on the fabric of these forums.  Youre ugly, you smell, you are downgrading the value of this place... the only reason you are still here is because as much as everyone wants you gone... nobody is willing to get rid of you.

Such is a day in the life of SonyFan..... :evil:
Title: Guess who just got a PS2 for his Birthday!!!!
Post by: videoholic on July 03, 2002, 09:23:43 PM
Fascinating.  Yawn..  Anyone care to turn this thread into a chick fest?  Haven\'t had one in a week.
Title: Guess who just got a PS2 for his Birthday!!!!
Post by: Bobs_Hardware on July 03, 2002, 09:27:23 PM
Happy Birthday BTW Sony
Title: Guess who just got a PS2 for his Birthday!!!!
Post by: theomen on July 03, 2002, 09:28:47 PM
Sux for you sony, u should go on some kinda rampage and kill a bunch of people.

Now to change the subject, Any1 notice that Christina Aguilera has increased her bra size...alot recently?  I saw a thing on mtv with her, and she no longer looked like a flat chested crack whore, she looked like a regular crack whore.

If any1 has pix of her new assets post \'em up.
Title: Guess who just got a PS2 for his Birthday!!!!
Post by: SonyFan on July 03, 2002, 09:32:37 PM
Awwww... thanx bobbo. You have no idea how much that means to me. Really. *sniff*

*Throws a big chunk of SpamCake at Video\'s head*
Title: Guess who just got a PS2 for his Birthday!!!!
Post by: Bobs_Hardware on July 03, 2002, 09:35:48 PM
Its funny.. every other member that gets a Happy Birthday thread gets plenty of replies.  For some reason Videoholic and his ass****ing buddy "theomen" have decided to be completely obnoxious assholes.

****ing losers.
Title: Guess who just got a PS2 for his Birthday!!!!
Post by: theomen on July 03, 2002, 09:45:22 PM
HEY!!!  what me and vid have together is special, it\'s not just hot anal sex, it\'s something more.

As for birthday thread, this isn\'t really a b-day thread.  this was a "I hate the world, because no one gave me a PS2 for my b-day" thread.

And finally, bob you calling us assholes?  All you have been doing today is belittling, and verbally attacking people.  I\'m a little worried about that badger that lost his way and crawled up your ass.   The little feller is probably running out of air, seeing as though your sphincter is set to maximum clinch, maybe relax a little bit a give the little guy a breath or two.
Title: Guess who just got a PS2 for his Birthday!!!!
Post by: EmperorRob on July 03, 2002, 09:45:37 PM
Happy Birthday hippy
Title: Guess who just got a PS2 for his Birthday!!!!
Post by: Bobs_Hardware on July 03, 2002, 09:49:49 PM
I belittle those who deserve to be belittled such as Clowd, T-Shirts, yourself.. or anyone else who shows his pathetically low intelligence to the public while posting here.  You want to be a complete moron in view of hundreds of other people, don\'t be offended when someone calls you one.

And my rectal capacity is none of your business.  If i have strict limits as to whom may enter thats my problem not yours *looks at Samwise - giggles*  ;)
Title: Guess who just got a PS2 for his Birthday!!!!
Post by: SonyFan on July 03, 2002, 09:51:06 PM
Correction theomen: It was a "This thread is a bunch of f*cking spam joke that\'s not to be taken seriously" kinda thread. I\'m plannin on gettin a NGC before I get my PS2 anyhow.. I\'m jus poking fun at the fact that I\'ve been here.. umm.. HOW long.. and I don\'t have one yet. That\'s all.

Sides, I could give a toss less who remembers my birthday here. It\'s not like I post in any of the other birthday threads anyhow. *shrugs*
Title: Guess who just got a PS2 for his Birthday!!!!
Post by: SonyFan on July 03, 2002, 09:53:20 PM
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And my rectal capacity is none of your business. If i have strict limits as to whom may enter thats my problem not yours.  - Bobbo


That\'s true. He may be a tease.. but he ain\'t easy. You wouldn\'t believe all the times ##RaCeR##\'s called me up on one of his "loney nights" looking for a shoulder to cry on because Bob turned him down yet again.

Poor lil guy.... :p

j/k
Title: Guess who just got a PS2 for his Birthday!!!!
Post by: theomen on July 03, 2002, 09:57:27 PM
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Originally posted by SonyFan
Correction theomen: It was a "This thread is a bunch of f*cking spam joke that\'s not to be taken seriously" kinda thread. I\'m plannin on gettin a NGC before I get my PS2 anyhow.. I\'m jus poking fun at the fact that I\'ve been here.. umm.. HOW long.. and I don\'t have one yet. That\'s all.

Sides, I could give a toss less who remembers my birthday here. It\'s not like I post in any of the other birthday threads anyhow. *shrugs*


Hey Sony, I wasn\'t making fun of your thread, I was just pointing out to Bobo that this wasn\'t a thread where you were saying "someone please whish me a happy birthday, I\'m feeling a bit lonely, and am wondering if my ceiling fan would support both me and a short length of rope"
Title: Guess who just got a PS2 for his Birthday!!!!
Post by: SonyFan on July 03, 2002, 09:59:40 PM
*Nobody gave me a celing fan for my birthday either. :( *
Title: Guess who just got a PS2 for his Birthday!!!!
Post by: Bozco on July 04, 2002, 12:18:48 AM
Well it looks like I got here late.  Either way, happy birthday Sonyfan.
Title: Guess who just got a PS2 for his Birthday!!!!
Post by: Luke on July 04, 2002, 08:55:11 AM
i always think of you when i drive through indiana on my way to michigan... one of these days ill stop by and ill bring some codine.
Title: Guess who just got a PS2 for his Birthday!!!!
Post by: Samwise on July 04, 2002, 08:56:14 AM
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Originally posted by SonyFan
I\'m jus poking fun at the fact that I\'ve been here.. umm.. HOW long.. and I don\'t have one yet. That\'s all.
Don\'t worry buddy... I haven\'t got a PS2 either. :)

*wonders what good games are out for PSX*
Title: Guess who just got a PS2 for his Birthday!!!!
Post by: Titan on July 04, 2002, 12:50:20 PM
SonyFan, I thought you did have a PS2.
Title: Guess who just got a PS2 for his Birthday!!!!
Post by: Bozco on July 04, 2002, 12:51:59 PM
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Originally posted by Titan
SonyFan, I thought you did have a PS2.


Now would that make anysense, Sonyfan owning a PS2?;)