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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Tom on July 08, 2002, 03:50:24 PM

Title: Morals to live by
Post by: Tom on July 08, 2002, 03:50:24 PM
An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the
donkey and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people
who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding.

The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed
positions.

Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that
little boy walk."

They then decided they both would walk!

Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when
they had a decent donkey to ride.

So, they both rode the donkey.

Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such
a load on a poor donkey.

The boy and man said they were probably right, so they decided to carry the
donkey.

As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell
into the river and drowned.

The moral of the story?

If you try to please everyone, you might as well kiss your ass good-bye. ;)
Title: Morals to live by
Post by: Kimahri on July 08, 2002, 04:08:18 PM
that joke is great, i have heard it before but its still great.

Moral number 2: No fat chicks!
Title: Morals to live by
Post by: jinxx on July 08, 2002, 07:10:33 PM
proably a nice ass too
Title: Morals to live by
Post by: PS2_-'_'-_PS2 on July 09, 2002, 09:23:22 AM
lol :)