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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: lionken07 on July 11, 2002, 02:22:48 PM
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In my block today, I saw this kid riding on my bike that was stolen about a year ago !!(it was stolen from my backyard) The bike is exactly the same as mine. Have same kind of rim/color/and even have the sticker I put in it!! the kid was like some type of gang or something, all other kids were riding on something that apppear to be about 50 bucks. The bike just stand out because I brought it for my BMX Flatland and cost about 400 bucks. I\'m pretty sure that most kid around 10 cannot afford it here. The kid know as I was looking at him like mad.
sigh...I know it\'s mine, but there\'s nothing I can do about it. I\'m not asking for much, but at least put the bike in good hands.
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Steal it back. What\'s he gonna do, call the cops? If you have the receipt and serial numbers, you should have no problem winning a court battle. Actually, with that info, there wouldn\'t even be a court battle.
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Just steal it back, dont you have friends who got your back?
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Yea, take it back. Dont let some punk kid do this or he\'ll just be likely to do it again.
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Receipt and serial number are long gone. That\'s why I dont\' know if stealing it back will be a good option.:surprised
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jump him, I mean he\'s 10 years old. I would hope that you could kick a 10 year olds ass. If he\'s got friends, then get your friends, and have a good old fashion brawl.
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Originally posted by theomen
jump him, I mean he\'s 10 years old. I would hope that you could kick a 10 year olds ass. If he\'s got friends, then get your friends, and have a good old fashion brawl.
They\'re little kids, man. Just tell on their moms! :)
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i would just ask a lot of questions to him about the bike. make him nervous and he will probably spill the beans on if its his or not.;)
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stick the kid, just get yourself an ice pick, walk up behind him, stab him in the liver, and take your bike, and go on your merry way...........wait, maybe this isn\'t the best idea.
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Tell your parents, if they love you, then they would rape him.
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dang, what\'s up with you people most of you want to score a kill more than gettin\' the bike.:p
I\'ll ask him about the bike though.
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well ask him about the bike, and then if he cops an attitude, then you gotta intimidate the kid, threaten his life, threaten his parents, tell him if he doesn\'t give you the bike you\'ll rape him.
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Just ask for it back. I\'m sure he\'ll give it back to you. ;)
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Next time you see \'im on th\' bike..
Knock him off of it, spit in his face, and then proceed to get torn limb from limb by his gang friends. That\'s life! ;)
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Just ask him about the bike. 10 year olds don\'t keep their cool for very long. He\'ll confess or make a mistake. I mean your 20, you better not get your ass kicked by a 10 year old.
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I am going to have to agree with the whole stabbing in the kidney thing. Or perhaps the rape thing.
That kid needs to go down. I actually think you ought to offer him a Fanta with Antifreeze in it. When he drops just take the bike back. Then stab him. Then rape him.
OK.. How bought you just buy another bike.
Then rape him.
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Yeah, just bend him over and rape him like crazy. Don\'t take no crap from a ten year old kid.
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What the hell is with this rape shit?...
Anyways.. Just kick his ass;)
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just walk up to him, kick him in the shins really hard, run really fast and take your bike back while he\'s still down...... then rape him
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Originally posted by Videoholic
That kid needs to go down. I actually think you ought to offer him a Fanta with Antifreeze in it. When he drops just take the bike back. Then stab him. Then rape him.
Would work on me.
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You should definitely do something quasi-evil to the little shit. If he learns he can get away with this stuff at 10 years of age, imagine what he\'ll be like when he\'s 18. Just think of it as doing society a favor.
A broomstick in the spokes is effective - and worth a couple bent spokes, in my opinion.
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Originally posted by Sara
You should definitely do something quasi-evil to the little shit. If he learns he can get away with this stuff at 10 years of age, imagine what he\'ll be like when he\'s 18. Just think of it as doing society a favor.
A broomstick in the spokes is effective - and worth a couple bent spokes, in my opinion.
Best idea yet, no wonder we need more females on these forums.
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Throw a rock at his head from afar. He\'ll never know what hit him...
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Originally posted by Fayded
Throw a rock at his head from afar. He\'ll never know what hit him...
then while he\'s on the ground, you can rape him in the ear.
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I\'m surprised this topic hasn\'t been closed yet - espically with some of the dumb replies (\'lets rape a 10 year old over a bike\' type of replies..) . The only remotely funny and interesting was brought to us by Sara...
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LIC, do you not realize the reason we are saying rape him is because we can\'t believe someone wrote that in the first place?
Do you really think I would rape a 10 year old boy.
That\'s way too old.
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You should corner him when he\'s on his own, and slap him stupid, thieving bastard.
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Meh.. i dunno Video.. I\'m still itching from your 1994 trip down here..
I say you get a camcorder.. and a really sharp knife. Walk up to this kid while his with all his \'homies\'... then skin him alive. Then super glue his skin over your own skin and walk around doing a mock impersonation of him.. "Hello.. my name is Johnny and i steal peoples bikes.. laugh at the funny way i talk and my tiny penis. Hau. Hau. Hau."
Then you send the tape into Funniest Home Videos or some other hilarious program, and win money.
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Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
Meh.. i dunno Video.. I\'m still itching from your 1994 trip down here..
I say you get a camcorder.. and a really sharp knife. Walk up to this kid while his with all his \'homies\'... then skin him alive. Then super glue his skin over your own skin and walk around doing a mock impersonation of him.. "Hello.. my name is Johnny and i steal peoples bikes.. laugh at the funny way i talk and my tiny penis. Hau. Hau. Hau."
Then you send the tape into Funniest Home Videos or some other hilarious program, and win money.
All in favour...I
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I say you call the cops, make them beat him up Rodney King style (note: this might work best if he\'s a black kid), then rape him. At the very least some sort of raping should be involved.
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Just take it back..he talks shit..beat him. If you dont want him to know it\';s you..wear a mask and beat him.
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Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
Meh.. i dunno Video.. I\'m still itching from your 1994 trip down here..
I say you get a camcorder.. and a really sharp knife. Walk up to this kid while his with all his \'homies\'... then skin him alive. Then super glue his skin over your own skin and walk around doing a mock impersonation of him.. "Hello.. my name is Johnny and i steal peoples bikes.. laugh at the funny way i talk and my tiny penis. Hau. Hau. Hau."
Then you send the tape into Funniest Home Videos or some other hilarious program, and win money.
then when you\'re done with his skin, Rape it!