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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: luckee on July 12, 2002, 07:15:57 AM

Title: Funny little story off the net
Post by: luckee on July 12, 2002, 07:15:57 AM

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died." Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back." The farmer said, "Can\'t do that. I went and spent it already." Kenny said, "OK then, at least give me the donkey." The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?" Kenny, "I\'m going to raffle him off." Farmer, " You can\'t raffle off a dead donkey!" Kenny, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won\'t tell anybody he is dead."

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and sked, "What happened with that dead donkey?" Kenny, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998." Farmer, "Didn\'t anyone complain?" Kenny, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."

Kenny grew up and eventually became the Chief Financial Officer of WorldCom.

Title: Funny little story off the net
Post by: Tyrant on July 12, 2002, 07:17:32 AM

LOL good story.

Title: Funny little story off the net
Post by: Fayded on July 12, 2002, 07:41:35 AM

He es teh smart.

Title: Funny little story off the net
Post by: videoholic on July 12, 2002, 07:56:42 AM

Are you trying to beat my thread count?  You should be there by next week at this rate..



Good job big guy.

Title: Funny little story off the net
Post by: Samwise on July 12, 2002, 08:06:09 AM

Luckee gets a cookie:

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Title: Funny little story off the net
Post by: square_marker on July 12, 2002, 08:12:51 AM

That was pure.........pure genius

Title: Funny little story off the net
Post by: Mr. Kennedy on July 13, 2002, 09:22:22 AM

w00 w00... now tell me, who is in that picture?

Title: Funny little story off the net
Post by: Kurt Angle on July 13, 2002, 10:36:31 AM

Good story that. The picture (samwise) is that bird off Buffy isnt it?

Title: Funny little story off the net
Post by: Kimahri on July 13, 2002, 10:48:51 AM

yes, great story, good idea.

the chick is Alison Hannigan(sp?)

Title: Funny little story off the net
Post by: project86 on July 13, 2002, 11:27:05 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Samwise
Luckee gets a cookie:

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We had this girl in school whose nick name was cookie. She was the party fav for most circle jerks, only she was more fun to eat whe the party was over.:D

Title: Funny little story off the net
Post by: theomen on July 13, 2002, 04:13:52 PM

funny story luckee

isn\'t that the band chick from American Pie?

Title: Funny little story off the net
Post by: Titan on July 13, 2002, 04:53:11 PM

It was funny. Interesting too.

Title: Funny little story off the net
Post by: shockwaves on July 14, 2002, 11:59:49 PM

Interesting more than funny.  At least until the Worldcom thing was added :)  They\'ve been screwing up the phone sevice all down the coast here.  Damn greedy corporations