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Title: Advice to guys
Post by: Rya on July 12, 2002, 10:13:18 AM: Men who can answer "yes" to five or more of these questions should consider carefully before proposing marriage.

-In the kitchen, has she ever referred to an oven as "that square thing?"
-Does she use the phrase "you know" more than twice per sentence?
-Is she making monthly payments of more than $300 to a plastic surgeon.
-Have you noticed her name tattoed on three or more local bikers?
-Have you noticed three or more local bikers\' names tattooed on her?
-Does she regularly compare your love-making talents to an old boyfriend\'s?
-Does she regularly compare your love-making talents to the Green Bay Packers?
-Does she have a wholesale source for Deodorant-in-a-Drum?
-Has she ever used the word poo-poo?
-If forced to use it at all, does she choose to spell the word sex?
-Does her resume include a six-year stint at Big Leg Emma\'s House of Painful Delights?

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Title: Re: Advice to guys
Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on July 12, 2002, 10:21:47 AM: -In the kitchen, has she ever referred to an oven as "that square thing?" ~Nope
-Does she use the phrase "you know" more than twice per sentence? ~nope
-Is she making monthly payments of more than $300 to a plastic surgeon. ~nope
-Have you noticed her name tattoed on three or more local bikers? ~nope
-Have you noticed three or more local bikers\' names tattooed on her? ~nope
-Does she regularly compare your love-making talents to an old boyfriend\'s? ~nope
-Does she regularly compare your love-making talents to the Green Bay Packers? ~wtf nope
-Does she have a wholesale source for Deodorant-in-a-Drum? ~nope
-Has she ever used the word poo-poo? ~nope
-If forced to use it at all, does she choose to spell the word sex? ~nope. She prefers F@#K
-Does her resume include a six-year stint at Big Leg Emma\'s House of Painful Delights? ~nope.

ahh hell. That means i could end up marrying lisa.. dammit. ;)
Title: Advice to guys
Post by: SwifDi on July 12, 2002, 06:09:24 PM: Green Bay Packers aren\'t a bad team.
Title: Advice to guys
Post by: orphy on July 12, 2002, 06:11:00 PM: *is single. and glad now*
Title: Advice to guys
Post by: shockwaves on July 12, 2002, 06:15:07 PM: Quote
Originally posted by orphy
*is single. and glad now*

You\'re also 13.

And I\'m proud to say that my girlfriend fits none of those categories :) woo!
Title: Advice to guys
Post by: theomen on July 12, 2002, 06:18:50 PM: Quote
Originally posted by shockwaves

You\'re also 13.

And I\'m proud to say that my girlfriend fits none of those categories :) woo!

yeah, your hand is surprisingly well behaved.
Title: Advice to guys
Post by: orphy on July 12, 2002, 06:18:55 PM: I\'ve also had two girlfriends within 6 months.
Title: Advice to guys
Post by: Fayded on July 12, 2002, 06:19:46 PM: Are you proud?
Title: Advice to guys
Post by: shockwaves on July 12, 2002, 06:20:55 PM: Quote
Originally posted by orphy
I\'ve also had two girlfriends within 6 months.

*rolls eyes*

Quote
Originally posted by theomen
yeah, your hand is surprisingly well behaved.

*rolls eyes again*
Title: Advice to guys
Post by: orphy on July 12, 2002, 06:22:49 PM: *shoots tony\'s rolling eyes*

Damn right I am proud. I spit on teh pussays who cant get a girl at my school.
Title: Advice to guys
Post by: shockwaves on July 12, 2002, 06:23:50 PM: There is so much wrong with that, I don\'t know where to begin.
Title: Advice to guys
Post by: orphy on July 12, 2002, 06:25:04 PM: Me neither. How about you don\'t begin.
Title: Advice to guys
Post by: shockwaves on July 12, 2002, 06:27:36 PM: Good idea. Now, back to the topic.
Title: Advice to guys
Post by: Titan on July 12, 2002, 06:29:34 PM: *wants girl so bad*
I\'m so lonely.
Title: Advice to guys
Post by: orphy on July 12, 2002, 07:06:50 PM: Hah. Loner ;-)

Do you look sexay? Cause if you do, you won\'t have much trouble.
Title: Advice to guys
Post by: SEXY LADY! on July 12, 2002, 07:26:32 PM: Luke pay attention!!!!!
Title: Advice to guys
Post by: Luke on July 12, 2002, 07:28:14 PM: your all losers!!!!!1
Title: Advice to guys
Post by: ROL Jamas on July 12, 2002, 07:28:28 PM: Orphy, you look like a Motivational Speaker, I wouldn\'t talk about lookin\' sexy :D

See Yuz.
Title: Advice to guys
Post by: orphy on July 12, 2002, 07:32:04 PM: You sound like a de-motivational speaker, all those insults to Cory. Hah, that was great.
Title: Advice to guys
Post by: Fayded on July 12, 2002, 07:34:23 PM: Shut up, I am dead sexay.

*sings* Sexay man...sexy man...*
Title: Advice to guys
Post by: orphy on July 12, 2002, 07:35:25 PM: We are sexay bizatches!
Title: Advice to guys
Post by: Luke on July 12, 2002, 07:36:28 PM: (https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fusers.bigfoot.com.au%2Fesarkajae%2FEstrada%25201.jpg&hash=877ad70dde78b348e2eb5424f95a2e5ae08b4b81)
Title: Advice to guys
Post by: orphy on July 12, 2002, 07:38:21 PM: That\'s getting OLD.
Title: Advice to guys
Post by: Luke on July 12, 2002, 07:39:04 PM: thats what they all say
Title: Advice to guys
Post by: Rick on July 12, 2002, 11:41:02 PM: I\'m confused!!!! My answers are No to all them. I love my gf :D
Title: Advice to guys
Post by: Mr. Kennedy on July 13, 2002, 09:51:52 AM: where the **** do you guys get these ridiculous pictures???

LMAO!!!!!!!!
Title: Advice to guys
Post by: orphy on July 13, 2002, 10:26:01 AM: http://www.google.com

Image search, lots of fun.
Title: Advice to guys
Post by: project86 on July 13, 2002, 12:51:30 PM: Quote
Originally posted by orphy
I\'ve also had two girlfriends within 6 months.

So can you write with both hands too?
Title: Advice to guys
Post by: orphy on July 13, 2002, 03:13:13 PM: Yes. But old lefty is a bit sloppy.
Title: Advice to guys
Post by: theomen on July 13, 2002, 03:26:07 PM: sloppy isn\'t a bad thing, it\'s a good thing.
Title: Advice to guys
Post by: nO-One on July 13, 2002, 04:00:59 PM: Another good advice.
If she has a schlong, don\'t marry her....unless you\'re into that sorta stuff *eyes Samwise*
Title: Advice to guys
Post by: project86 on July 13, 2002, 05:53:58 PM: Quote
Originally posted by orphy
Yes. But old lefty is a bit sloppy.

Sloppy = Goooooooood!

I guess it would have to be considering that I have a bad case of the "John Holmes" syndrome.;)

(otherwise known as the "Jonny Wad" syndrome)
Title: Advice to guys
Post by: shockwaves on July 14, 2002, 11:44:30 PM: So project, now that you have a kid, you gotta ask yourself...does your kids mother fit any of those categories?