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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: PSX_J on July 18, 2002, 06:44:22 PM
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Alright guys when I try and take a piss it hurt so god damn bad it\'s not even funny. This is almost worse than the time when I got a catheder and I dont even want to go into detail about that. Anyone think they\'re could be another cause?
My sex life is over.:(
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Maybe you have a urinary track infection?:(
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Kidney stone will pass eventually (a couple days). Until then, you get to experience what it\'s like to go through child birth :) Seriously, a kidney stone is the closest thing a man will get to child birth.
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If it is a kidney stone, its a piece of calcium the size of a grain of sand, possibly smaller.
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maybe you got herpes from sammy.
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where exactly does it hurt?
like yer lower belly area? yer testicles ? the ummm. shaft of yer penis?
these could all point to different things
if you have a kidney stone you would most certainly know it, EXTREMELY excrutiating pain
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Are you dripping? You could have clamidia.. That is like having the common cold of the STD world. You can\'t go to college and comeout without getting clamidia at least once. If you do then you didn\'t have enough fun.
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Originally posted by mm
where exactly does it hurt?
like yer lower belly area? yer testicles ? the ummm. shaft of yer penis?
these could all point to different things
if you have a kidney stone you would most certainly know it, EXTREMELY excrutiating pain
It\'s right at the tip of my penis. Hurts like hell at first and I\'ll stop peeing but once so much has started to flow out you cant really stop it so I just continue urinating. Once it starts flowing it isnt quite as bad but still hurts like hell. God, I hope it\'s not an STD.
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Sounds like a bladder or urinary tract infection.
Kiddney stones is like passing a football i heard. Lotsa people faint because of the pain.
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gonnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooreeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaa
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you may have a yeast infection..yes men can get it too..it\'s just not called yeast.
Some urinary infection..
Or one of the common STD\'s..
AT any rate..Id goto the doctor in the morning. You never wanna play when it comes to mini-me.
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Originally posted by PSX_J
It\'s right at the tip of my penis. Hurts like hell at first and I\'ll stop peeing but once so much has started to flow out you cant really stop it so I just continue urinating. Once it starts flowing it isnt quite as bad but still hurts like hell. God, I hope it\'s not an STD.
Why, how many girls did you sleep with? I wouldn\'t really worry about any STD\'s. Maybe your tip got pinched by something. It\'s entirely possible that you have an infection.
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Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
Sounds like a bladder or urinary tract infection.
Kiddney stones is like passing a football i heard. Lotsa people faint because of the pain.
Suppose that is the cause..what do you suggest I do? Im not going to tell my family because that would just be wierd.
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Dude, get your ass (or penis I should say) to a doctor and take care of it right away. No good can come from waiting.
Don\'t be afraid to talk to your father or some other family member. You need medical treatment, and there is no shame in that. In fact, you could just ask to go see a doctor. You don\'t need to tell your parents why- doctor/patient rules, ya know? :)
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Originally posted by Titan
Why, how many girls did you sleep with? I wouldn\'t really worry about any STD\'s. Maybe your tip got pinched by something. It\'s entirely possible that you have an infection.
Just a couple...Im only just about to be 17 so Im not quite the manwhore.:(
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Sometimes its best to wait it out. Not in this case though. See a doctor. Tell your dad. It would certainly be awkward telling your mom :eek: .
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Originally posted by Tom G
Dude, get your ass (or penis I should say) to a doctor and take care of it right away. No good can come from waiting.
Don\'t be afraid to talk to your father or some other family member. You need medical treatment, and there is no shame in that. In fact, you could just ask to go see a doctor. You don\'t need to tell your parents why- doctor/patient rules, ya know? :)
Finally someone other than me with some sense in this thread :D
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Originally posted by Titan
Sometimes its best to wait it out. Not in this case though. See a doctor. Tell your dad. It would certainly be awkward telling your mom :eek: .
Thats the problem..I havent talked to my dad in almost 2 years. Im just left with my mom so it\'s going to be wierd telling her my penis hurts. And if she knows then most likely my sisters will find out in one way or another.
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Wow, you are in an awkward position. What would you rather have, excruciating pain or a few minutes of awkwardness by telling your mom your penis hurts like a bitch. Your health is at risk and you should tell someone.
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Originally posted by PSX_J
Thats the problem..I havent talked to my dad in almost 2 years. Im just left with my mom so it\'s going to be wierd telling her my penis hurts. And if she knows then most likely my sisters will find out in one way or another.
The way I\'ve see it, you\'ve got 2 choices-
1) Don\'t say anything, go through all that pain, and eventually your penis falls off.
or...
2) Quit being a baby, tell your mom you need a doctor, and get yourself fixed up.
Please make the right choice...it\'s not that hard. :)
Whatever happens, good luck.
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Just make an appointment with a urologist. Don\'t worry for a penis problem you won\'t get "the finger".
It will probably only require a quick look at the love-club and a prescription.
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Screw what titan is saying. Just goto the doctor by yourself man!!! If you have some money..it shouldn\'t be more than $75..thats if you dont have insurance from your mom.
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Maybe I should tell her but I just took a piss and it didnt hurt quite as bad as normally but it still hurt pretty bad. Maybe I\'ll just lie low for a little it but heck she was there when I was in a hospital bed with a tube in my penis from almost dying of drugs so this cant be any worse.:o
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lay low?? DO not blow over this. You want to know what is going on with your little guy!!!!!!
If you dont want to tell her..just call some doctors offices tomorrow and find out how much a **** check will cost ya if you dont have insurance from your mom.
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Originally posted by PSX_J
Maybe I should tell her but I just took a piss and it didnt hurt quite as bad as normally but it still hurt pretty bad. Maybe I\'ll just lie low for a little it but heck she was there when I was in a hospital bed with a tube in my penis from almost dying of drugs so this cant be any worse.:o
Um, yeah... :confused:
If my mom saw me with a tube up my pee hole, I don\'t really think I\'d be to embarrassed to tell her \'bout a possible kidney stone...;)
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Originally posted by Tom G
Um, yeah... :confused:
If my mom saw me with a tube up my pee hole, I don\'t really think I\'d be to embarrassed to tell her \'bout a possible kidney stone...;)
Well I had a blanket over be but thats beside the point.
I\'ll see how things go tonight and if it still hurts tommorow I\'ll talk to my mom and see what I can do.
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ah its alright i had that before...it goes away. I dont know why it comes but it hurts like hell whenever i would pee. so i had to pee all slowly. i was as worried as you but i just waited it out since it only bothered me when i peed.;)
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Just get Michael Clarke Duncan to heal it... (The Green Mile :D)
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here\'s the important question;
Can you still masterbate?
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Originally posted by theomen
here\'s the important question;
Can you still masterbate?
There\'s no holding YOU back is there?, you just steamed in there and asked THAT. It is a good question though.
Can you?
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Dude, it won\'t go on it\'s way. Guarantee you it\'s a UTI or Clamidia. They will do a swab and test it. They will give you pills. It\'s over. It is nothing that is any big deal. If it\'s a UTI then it\'s pretty dangerous if it moves up I would assume. They actually have more pills you take if it tests positive for UTI. Go to a freaking doctor. You can get these things from pissing in a public urinal for god sakes.
You wouldn\'t be able to type if it were a kidney stone. hehe.. And if it were you would most definitely want to be trucking it to a doctor.
You don\'t need to go to a urologist. Just go to any walk in clinic.
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i would also say its a UTi
best NOT to wait, tell yer folks if you have to
especially when it involves "the hammer"
you wouldnt have the little, errr big guy to shrivle up and fall off
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I get all freaked out about going to any doctor. I\'m always afraid that the news will be certain death in a matter of weeks. It never is.
That being said, I still go. If it concerns any part of me that I find embarrassing I just go myself to the clinic and get it checked. When your body tells you there is a problem take yourself to the doctor.
GO TO THE DOCTOR NOW AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR PROBLEM!
Ace
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That\'s why you are oozing. Your body is trying to protect itself from certain death. We need a death pool going.. Or at least a When\'s the penis going to fall off pool.
GET THE FREAKING THING CHECKED YOU BIG PUSS.
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I got a suggestion for ya
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Don\'t pee, thus no pain and the problem is solved
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OK I say 1 week and his donger is a goner
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I say 9 days...
Mom\'s going to see the goo in your underware too big guy...
Get the thing fixed.
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Would you rather wait now and have chronic problems with lil\' PSX_J for the rest of your life, or stand a little embarassment and get it checked out and fixed?
I give it 2 weeks.
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go to your bloody doctor. None of us can tell u what u got.. But a doc probably can.. Unless he\'s mister giggles.. Then your in trouble...
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Originally posted by FullTilt
Would you rather wait now and have chronic problems with lil\' PSX_J for the rest of your life, or stand a little embarassment and get it checked out and fixed?
I give it 2 weeks.
I\'ll go with FT on the 2 weeks.
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Originally posted by theomen
here\'s the important question;
Can you still masterbate?
Im honestly scared to try..blowing a big wad would problly be much more painfull then it is when I take a piss. The pain is actually reciding a little but WTF when my mom gets off work I\'ll tell her the news.
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Dude, it\'s not like you GAVE it to your mom or anything. At least I assume you didn\'t. WHy would she care?
Nut up (Pardon the phrase) and get that piss pump fixed!!!
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Nothing like a totally foul mod... You gotta love that.
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Just get checked...please. No more beating around the bush, just go! You\'re making MINE hurt just talking about it. :(
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Originally posted by §ôµÏG®ïñD
go to your bloody doctor. None of us can tell u what u got.. But a doc probably can.. Unless he\'s mister giggles.. Then your in trouble...
ROFL..HAHAHAH..Dr.Giggles was the shiat!!!
AnywhoPSX-J You let today go by and STILL haven\'t seen a doctor????
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Gezz sammy where\'d u get that §hit..
yea i could see the pics properties.. but i can\'t be stuffed.
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That cartoon strip is so funny.
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Originally posted by luckee
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Damn man i\'ll come cut the sumsa\' bitch off if you don\'t just stop being a pussy and and get your wang-thing checked gadamnmit!
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Originally posted by pimpsterdude333
Damn man i\'ll come cut the sumsa\' bitch off if you don\'t just stop being a pussy and and get your wang-thing checked gadamnmit!
Word?
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He is banned, no worries.
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What\'d he do?
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he lived
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But wha\'d he do to get banned? I know he was an arse hole but I still don\'t see what he did?
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he had sex with soulies mom. everyone knows you don\'t get on the good foot, and do the bad thing with soulies mom...unless you\'re sure you can\'t get caught.
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Originally posted by Vapor Snake
Hmmm, looks like someone needs to clean out his PMs...
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Originally posted by Titan
But wha\'d he do to get banned? I know he was an arse hole but I still don\'t see what he did?
He went on a spamming spree.
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Originally posted by Bladez
He went on a spamming spree.
And thats any different than half of the ppl in here??
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Originally posted by luckee
And thats any different than half of the ppl in here??
Luckee, I think Bladez joke flew right over your head.
He told Titan (WHo went on a spamming spree) that a spamming spree got the dude banned.
Why I am I explaining this>
Who got banned?
ANd what\' up with PSX_J\'s Dong?
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And I might not ever do a spamming spree again for a while.
PSXJ, how has your penis been lately? Any pain?