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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: videoholic on July 23, 2002, 09:20:48 AM
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I do need some advice from regarding some specific laws and how to follow them.
1. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
3. I know that I am allowed no contact with any woman while she is in her period of menstrual cleanliness - Lev.15:19-24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
4. Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can\'t I own Canadians?
5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don\'t agree. Can you settle this?
7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?
9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that wego to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn\'t we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with
people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help.
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Get bent vid:mad:
Haha real funny to mock peoples beliefs.
So mocking someones race is wrong.
Mocking someones sexual orientation is wrong.
But go ahead with the bashing of Christian/Jews, that\'s O-Tay!!
Or, is it all good? Cause I got some Doozies for y\'all:rpissed:
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I thought it was pretty funny. Good thinking Vid.
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religion is so goddamn stupid.
/me runs and hides in a trench.....
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Pretty funny Video :laughing:
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uh oh.. I can just see where this is going.... yet another one of "those" posts. Can Clowd see this????
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I looked and found your answers!!
1. You\'re a Bigot!
2. You\'re a Bigot!
3. You\'re a Bigot!
4. You\'re a Bigot!
5. You\'re a Bigot!
6. You\'re a Bigot!
7. You\'re a Bigot!
8. You\'re a Bigot!
9. You\'re a Bigot!
10.. This one took a while. You\'re a Bigot!
A person who is rigidly devoted to his own group, religion, race, or politics and is intolerant of those who differ.
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Oh C\'mon Vid!!!
Next, could you grab some quotes from the Koran, or the Wiccan teachings, or maybe the Amish teachings and belittle those too!!!
It\'s so damn funny:laughing:
And tomorrow, let\'s make fun of fags and blacks, and maybe even some wetbacks!!!:laughing:
Funny stuff man!!!
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Uh uh... It\'s just a joke Cygnus. But if it\'s any help, I didn\'t find it very funny. :)
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That\'s my point Sam... How good of a "joke" would it be if it were aimed at any other group of people other than religious? Hmmm..
The person would prolly get banned.
Hypocrites.
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Huh? What are you smoking Cygnus?
What did one gay guy say to the other at the bar?
Can I push in your stool?
There, I have made fun of gay people too. Now I have all the gay people and the people who take the bible word for word literally mad at me.
You didn\'t seem to have a problem with Luckee\'s blonde jokes...
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I consider(ed) this place like a home, I just don\'t like getting spit on in my home. That\'s all.
Spiritual beliefs go to the core of ones essence. I believe that the Bible is the Word of God, alot of people dont. Can\'t you stick to more trivial bashing of people?
You change your avatarr like underware, do you need more attention than that?:p Touche-- signed, The Crack Smoker!!:smokin:
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Originally posted by CygnusXI
And tomorrow, let\'s make fun of fags
Why wait till tomorrow? :D
We make fun of fags all the time... it\'s our trademark. ;)
Personally I couldn\'t care less about who a joke\'s about. Religous people, atheists, blondes, gay people, blacks, whites. It\'s all good.
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Cygnus you are just reading this way to freaking literally. It\'s as if I have written this directly at you.
And I have only changed my avatar twice. I would have only changed it once, but I changed it as a courtesy to mm. um, why in the hell am I explaining myself to you.
Get over it bro.
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/me KICKS the soapbox out from underneath cygnus.
chill out, gramps. Just havin fun here. I also never saw your name in vid\'s post....
(that will happen in tomorrow\'s fag bashing threads.....) :laughing:
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Originally posted by CygnusXI
Get bent vid:mad:
Haha real funny to mock peoples beliefs.
So mocking someones race is wrong.
Mocking someones sexual orientation is wrong.
But go ahead with the bashing of Christian/Jews, that\'s O-Tay!!
Or, is it all good? Cause I got some Doozies for y\'all:rpissed:
I\'m gonna get kicked for this...but...
Race is not something you chose.
Sexual Orientation is not something you chose.
Religion IS something you choose.
That\'s the difference.
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Originally posted by shockwaves
Race is not something you chose.
Sexual Orientation is not something you chose.
Religion IS something you choose.
That\'s the difference.
You are correct, sir.
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Just because it is your choice doesn\'t mean its right to bash someone for their views. Just because you see something different than someone else doesn\'t mean you should be looked down upon.
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No one is looking down upon anyone.
These are things taken out of the bible.
If you believe in the bible, then I assume you believe in all these things.
If that\'s ok with you to believe these things then who am I to judge.
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OK, if you are a blind man and you are reading this then I am about to offend you with a little joke.
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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice gazongas," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"
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I\'m supposedly Roman Catholic (but my faith is going down like a plane in a spiral nose dive) and I didn\'t take offense to it. Cyg, just chill out.
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yeah, don\'t be such a...
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[SIZE=8]PUSSY![/SIZE]
:crying:
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Originally posted by Videoholic
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OK, if you are a blind man and you are reading this then I am about to offend you with a little joke.
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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice gazongas," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"
:laughing: Funny Vid. That\'s a pretty good joke.
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Very old, but funny none the less
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Maybe I should edit the above post.It\'s insensitive to chickens,and babies,and probably staples.
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How do you make a dead baby float?
Root Beer and a couple of scoops of dead baby.
Damnit, now I did it too.
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As being the son of a nondenominational preacher let me be of some help my bother.
1. Burn them they are of coures pagans, and it is you DUTY to rid the world of those that bear false wittness.
2. Must we look at this as in a monny issue or shoud you find a needy famly that has a sheep farm to have her labor at.
3. This my son is a touchy subject. The nest I can tell you is that if she is REAL FUSSY stay away.
4. Has the Candaians even faught a war. At lest the Mexician took the Alamo.
5. Once again they must be pagan. You know what you must do.
6. sin in the same in Gode eyes.
7. The best I can say is do as the high Priest did. Tie a rope on one leg and put bells on your robe. If they dont hear the bells they can pull your body out.
8. Pagans,get the stones.
9. As longe as you wear the gloves and dont let it touch any part of you bear skin.
10. Yes you must get the towns people. Its a good time for a potluck.
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Styx, I find your post offensive.
to literate people.
;)
j/k
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here are some jokes for you;
Why didn\'t Christ go to college?
He was nailed on the boards!
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Roman soldier to Jesus Christ...
Cross your leg\'s please. We have only got three nails.
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What did Jesus say when he was up on the cross?
Hey, I can see my house from here!
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How could jesus walk on water?
He couldn\'t actually, he was just so full of holes that he floated.
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What did Jesus say as he was being crucified?
"Ouch! God damn it! That hurts!"
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What did Jesus say when he was up on the cross?
"Well, this is a hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
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Why can\'t Jesus eat M&M\'s?
They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
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Jesus Christ walks into an inn. He hands the innkeeper 3 nails and asks,
"Can you put me up for the night?"
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Why was Jesus born in a stable?
Because Joseph belonged to an HMO.
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Jesus was supposed to be a carpenter and a miracle-worker...
Why couldn\'t he do anything with those last three nails?
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What\'s the difference between Jesus Christ and an oil painting?
You only need one nail to hold up a picture.
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Why did Jesus cross the road?
Because he was nailed to the chicken!
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HOw do we know that jesus was a jew?
He went into his father\'s trade, his Mom thought he was a god, and he was convinced that his mom was a virgin....
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And we know he\'s a jew because he was a rabbi ;) I know, I killed your joke Chizzy.
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yeah, well it was certainly circling the drain anyway...;)
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Well you guys have done a good job of making my first jokes rather tame.
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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?
i dont have a ferrair in my garage
how do u make a baby drink?
put them in a blender (serve chilled )
If you take offense to things as stupid ( but funny as he11 ) posted above ur a bit too sensative
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What\'s the difference between my homework and a dead baby?
I don\'t do my homework :)
How do you get a pile of dead babies into a bowl?
Blender.
How do you get them out?
Tortilla Chips :)
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CHRISTIANITY OWNZ YOU!!!!!!!!1111
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Originally posted by Vapor Snake
CHRISTIANITY OWNZ YOU!!!!!!!!1111
I stick my penis in the ears of young boys
hmph, I always had a sneaking suspicion
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Momentary lack of reason here I guess... I mean WHAT was I thinking.
Carry on.
And Jizzy, that pussy remark was very mean:crying: Ha.
Oh, crap...now I bumped this damn topic:nut:
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This is the funniest damn thing I have read in quite some time..
Why can\'t I own Canadians!! HA HA HA HA HA HA
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Why can\'t I own Canadians!! HA HA HA HA HA HA
Why would you want too...??
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They got their good points. Not many but they got them :p
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Originally posted by shockwaves
What\'s the difference between my homework and a dead baby?
I don\'t do my homework :)
How do you get a pile of dead babies into a bowl?
Blender.
How do you get them out?
Tortilla Chips :)
whats the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck load of bowling balls?
cant unload the bowling balls with a pitch fork
whats the difference between a dead baby and a public toilet?
i have a hard time taking a shit on a public toilet