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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: GmanJoe on July 30, 2002, 11:28:07 AM
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...it hurt your butt cheeks?
I had some hot wings last night.....and this morning...I let loose the hardest, loudest fart ever! I mean....it was one of those ripping farts that you KNOW had to hurt!
GYAD DAYUM!
Yes. I\'m proud. I should be on the Man Show. :)
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I\'m about to eat some corn dogs.
We\'ll see if I can blast your record.
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ANd that\'s on Comedy Central.. You\'ve got an in...!!!
I have had a couple of those. They are truly something to behold. Very proud of you sir. Good work.
Was anyone there to applaud you?
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Now the true question is...
Have you ever farted so bad it made you puke?
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Originally posted by Videoholic
ANd that\'s on Comedy Central.. You\'ve got an in...!!!
I have had a couple of those. They are truly something to behold. Very proud of you sir. Good work.
Was anyone there to applaud you?
As a channel surfer...I didn\'t know it was on Comedy Central. I just keep switching switching and switching. I always come in on the middle of that show. But I typically watch TLC, Discovery and History Channel.
And not once, has any of these channels had a good documentary about flatulence. I mean....come on.....this will surely get a lot of audience. We all do it. It\'s funny. It\'s amusing. It\'s a character builder. An ice breaker (sometimes literally).
Ah well....
No. I\'ve never farted that it made me puke from its stinking fumes.
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Nope, I don\'t have any recollection of it happening to me.
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Originally posted by Jaye_Bennington
Nope, I don\'t have any recollection of it happening to me.
Maybe you passed out? :)
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It really hurts when sitting on a folding chair..:crying:
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Originally posted by GmanJoe
Maybe you passed out? :)
I think it would have been pretty messy if that had happened, don\'t you?
You would lose all muscle control, and then..........well.......Use your imagination.;)
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dont think i have, but have farted that brings a tear to the eye, as it smells that bad
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There was some guy back in the early 1900\'s who was able to control his anus muscles. He actually became famous for being able to suck in air through his anus and fart. He was able to control what kind of sound came out too. Of course, it was just regular air so there was no stench. Try doing that. ;)
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Originally posted by Rya
There was some guy back in the early 1900\'s who was able to control his anus muscles. He actually became famous for being able to suck in air through his anus and fart. He was able to control what kind of sound came out too. Of course, it was just regular air so there was no stench. Try doing that. ;)
You have obviously not listened to Howard Stern. There are a number of people talented in this area.
Ace
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yeah one of my mates could do that... he called it fake farting
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They had a guy on Howard Stern once called Mr Methane (http://mrmethane.com/), I\'m ashamed to say this but he is English.
You can find him sometimes on off peak British TV shows (usually Channel 4)in the early hours of the morning.
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If I could do that I\'d be a little worried about maybe doing it too much and well I\'d get a little more than I bargan for.
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Originally posted by Jaye_Bennington
They had a guy on Howard Stern once called Mr Methane (http://mrmethane.com/), I\'m ashamed to say this but he is English.
You can find him sometimes on off peak British TV shows (usually Channel 4)in the early hours of the morning.
Don\'t be ashamed. He\'s been on Stern\'s show many times and is a big star here in America.
Ace
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Originally posted by Ace
You have obviously not listened to Howard Stern. There are a number of people talented in this area.
Ace
I bet there are, but I think he was the first reported guy to do it. Made a living out of it. Oh well...
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That\'s cool. I\'m glad to see that such a fine (f)art has been handed down. ;)
Ace
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You know the worst ones are the ones that burn your a**.
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That\'s kind of what we\'re talking about Styx...unless you mean asshole?:confused:
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Originally posted by Ace
Don\'t be ashamed. He\'s been on Stern\'s show many times and is a big star here in America.
Ace
I didn\'t think that a person with such a "talent/gift" could be big anywhere.
I guess I\'m wrong.
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I sneezed while taking a piss the other day and alot of piss hit the bathroom mirror. You lose alot of accuracy!
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Yeah because you snap forward real fast and you close your eyes.
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http://www.psx2central.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=16150&highlight=garlic
Check this out baby, GARILC FARTS!
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Originally posted by Vapor Snake
I sneezed while taking a piss the other day and alot of piss hit the bathroom mirror. You lose alot of accuracy!
WTF? Your friggin sick.
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:laughing: man that was the funniest I ever was in.:D
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Originally posted by Vapor Snake
I sneezed while taking a piss the other day and alot of piss hit the bathroom mirror. You lose alot of accuracy!
At least you didn\'t get any in your eye
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True, but I had to clean my toothbrush since a few drops landed in the toothbrush cup.
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Originally posted by Titan
WTF? Your friggin sick.
It\'s never happened to you?
True, but I had to clean my toothbrush since a few drops landed in the toothbrush cup.
uhhh, clean?...you mean throw away right?
lol:p
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Uh, yeah, throw it away, of course.
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i hate it after youve had a real hot curry or loadsa jd and coke...ouchhhhhh
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I let loose the hardest, loudest fart ever!
:laughing: :bounce:
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Originally posted by Rya
There was some guy back in the early 1900\'s who was able to control his anus muscles. He actually became famous for being able to suck in air through his anus and fart. He was able to control what kind of sound came out too. Of course, it was just regular air so there was no stench. Try doing that. ;)
My friends little brother can do that, except his smells bad lol.