PSX5Central

Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Kurt Angle on August 06, 2002, 01:19:38 PM

Title: Never fall asleep on the beach or........
Post by: Kurt Angle on August 06, 2002, 01:19:38 PM: Man Wakes to Find Barnacle Attached to Penis

A man who fell asleep in shallow water on a beach in Yugoslavia woke up to find a barnacle attached to his penis
Initial efforts on the part of a nurse to remove the barnacle with tweezers failed.
It wasn\'t until the man apparently got an erection that the barnacle was removed.
:laughing:
Title: Never fall asleep on the beach or........
Post by: ben_high on August 06, 2002, 01:21:46 PM: .
Title: Never fall asleep on the beach or........
Post by: Living-In-Clip on August 06, 2002, 01:23:51 PM: Quote
Originally posted by ben_high
Pics?

:eek:
You worry me.
Title: Never fall asleep on the beach or........
Post by: ben_high on August 06, 2002, 01:51:39 PM: .
Title: Never fall asleep on the beach or........
Post by: Cerberus on August 06, 2002, 01:52:08 PM: It makes a change from the usual "have you got crabs" line.

Woman: Have you got crabs?
Man: No, but I have 2 cockles, 3 mussels, and one barnacle.
Title: Never fall asleep on the beach or........
Post by: videoholic on August 06, 2002, 02:59:32 PM: you said cockles...

Heck, I got one of them...
Title: Never fall asleep on the beach or........
Post by: Seraphim Pride on August 06, 2002, 03:06:56 PM: I wonder how he didn\'t feel the little nipper on his pee pee while sleeping
Title: Never fall asleep on the beach or........
Post by: Ace on August 06, 2002, 03:24:32 PM: Sounds like an urban myth. I hope it\'s true though.

I have clam on my wee wee. Can someone get it off :laughing:

Ace
Title: Never fall asleep on the beach or........
Post by: theomen on August 06, 2002, 05:44:26 PM: erections...is there anything they can\'t do?
Title: Never fall asleep on the beach or........
Post by: Luke on August 06, 2002, 06:18:59 PM: this is true, i heard it on the radio today.
Title: Never fall asleep on the beach or........
Post by: Titan on August 06, 2002, 06:19:22 PM: :laughing: That really has to suck. But getting an erection and it fell off? That must have been some hot nurse or touched him in a weird way. The barnacle must have been getting wrong ideas :confused:
Title: Never fall asleep on the beach or........
Post by: Tyrant on August 07, 2002, 05:12:00 AM: i will summarise all my feelings in one simple smiley, :laughing:
Title: Never fall asleep on the beach or........
Post by: Samwise on August 07, 2002, 06:53:33 AM: What the hell is a barnacle? Oh well, I don\'t think it matters - having something stuck at your penis would suck (no pun intended).
Title: Never fall asleep on the beach or........
Post by: Bobs_Hardware on August 07, 2002, 07:07:07 AM: lol @ theomen

That\'s what people get for going swimming and trying to use their penis as a periscope.. or.. should I say.... PENIScope! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH ROFLMAO!HGAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAH HAH HA LMAOAHHAHAH ALOLLOLAHAHHAHAH!

No pun intended.

;)@Sammy
Title: Never fall asleep on the beach or........
Post by: The Stapler on August 07, 2002, 09:28:41 AM: Barnacles!

Wasn\'t he wearing anything?
Title: Never fall asleep on the beach or........
Post by: Titan on August 07, 2002, 09:33:46 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Samwise
What the hell is a barnacle? Oh well, I don\'t think it matters - having something stuck at your penis would suck (no pun intended).

If you ever see pictures of the sunken Titanic, those things on the hull are mostly barnacles. They are animals that live in shells and attach themselves to ships and rocks and even other living things (whales). You could do a search on Yahoo! or something and you\'ll find something.
Title: Never fall asleep on the beach or........
Post by: EmperorRob on August 07, 2002, 09:37:12 AM: The last thing stuck on my penis was Titan\'s mom. It\'s still red!
Title: Never fall asleep on the beach or........
Post by: MPTheory on August 07, 2002, 10:20:57 AM: I didnt think that they could stick to skin... How long did he fall asleep for? a week???? Dont they take a long time to form?
Title: Never fall asleep on the beach or........
Post by: SwifDi on August 07, 2002, 11:05:41 AM: (https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdepts.washington.edu%2Ffhlk12%2FStudentProjects%2FImages%2FInvestigations%2Fbarnacle.jpg&hash=08ff167ff4513afb18aabcfc8eb40cbb0b8af534)

They\'re also on Half Life and not only do they eat your penis, they eat the rest of you as well. Nothin\' better than lightin\' em up with a shotgun:

(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.3dnews.ru%2Fdocuments%2F1385%2Fbarnacle.jpg&hash=471b17439e4a382bac88e3ae5405e1a85ecca801)
Title: Never fall asleep on the beach or........
Post by: on August 07, 2002, 02:34:16 PM: Quote
Originally posted by EmperorRob
The last thing stuck on my penis was Titan\'s mom. It\'s still red!

:laughing: lol

Yeah i thought that they would have to take like a couple days to cling onto that. They dont move fast, if even at all.
Title: Never fall asleep on the beach or........
Post by: EmperorRob on August 07, 2002, 05:46:53 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Vapor Snake
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdepts.washington.edu%2Ffhlk12%2FStudentProjects%2FImages%2FInvestigations%2Fbarnacle.jpg&hash=08ff167ff4513afb18aabcfc8eb40cbb0b8af534)
Is that dude\'s penis? Cause mine is way bigger than that and you don\'t need a microscope to see it. Hell you can probably see mine from space.
Title: Never fall asleep on the beach or........
Post by: Titan on August 07, 2002, 05:51:02 PM: It\'s Vapor\'s penis under a microscope ;)
Title: Never fall asleep on the beach or........
Post by: Cerberus on August 07, 2002, 05:54:34 PM: What was he doing falling asleep in shallow water?

He could have drowned.
Title: Never fall asleep on the beach or........
Post by: square_marker on August 07, 2002, 08:28:46 PM: i dont like beaches....i dont like sand....i dont like lakes....i dont like rivers....i dont like oceans......

i like pools...without penis biting animals of course
Title: Never fall asleep on the beach or........
Post by: SwifDi on August 07, 2002, 08:58:59 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Titan
It\'s Vapor\'s penis under a microscope ;)

Please don\'t flatter me Titan. My penis isn\'t even that big.
Title: Never fall asleep on the beach or........
Post by: kopking on August 08, 2002, 10:20:31 AM: oucccchhhhhhhhhhhhh