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Title: Please don\'t read this. They are really corny.
Post by: videoholic on August 13, 2002, 06:06:37 AM

In the wake of the Exxon/Mobil deal and the AOL/Time Warner implode, I wanted to make a few close friends aware of the next expected mergers so you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in late 2002 and make yourself a bundle.


1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W.R.GraceCo. will merge and become Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers join forces and become ... Polly, Warner Cracker.

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as MMMGood.

4. Zippo Mfg., Audi Motor Car, Dofasco and Dakota Mining will merge to become, of course, Zip Audi Do Da.

5. Federal Express is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and consolidate as FedUP

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become Poupon Pants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become KnottNOW!



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Title: Please don\'t read this. They are really corny.
Post by: The Stapler on August 13, 2002, 08:35:32 AM

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Please don\'t read this. They are really corny.

Really, really corny. :)

Title: Please don\'t read this. They are really corny.
Post by: Kurt Angle on August 13, 2002, 12:26:39 PM

Yep, I agree!

Title: Please don\'t read this. They are really corny.
Post by: on August 13, 2002, 12:33:50 PM

Poupon pants, yeah I think it is corny. But still a good smile. :)

Title: Please don\'t read this. They are really corny.
Post by: SER on August 13, 2002, 04:03:22 PM

I found those pretty funny.. :laughing: