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Title: Three Wishes
Post by: theomen on August 19, 2002, 10:43:57 PM: if you pulled a thorn out of Jesus ass, and he decided to grant you three wishes, what would they be? And BTW this ain\'t a beauty contest, so don\'t try all of that "I would feed the children" crap.

First of all; money, and lot\'s of it
second; the ability to eat whatever I want and not get fat
finally; probably world peace/envormental friendlyness, what good is money if the world is gone
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: TheGR81 on August 19, 2002, 10:52:31 PM: 1. Unlimited Money
2. The ability to fly
3. To have unlimited wishes ;)
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: Kimahri on August 19, 2002, 11:00:34 PM: 1. Unlimited money
2. To be the best guitar player that ever lived.
3. Be forever youthful
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: SER on August 20, 2002, 12:11:15 AM: 1. Unlimited money
2. Eat whatever I want and still be buff (even though I\'m not :()
3. Go to heaven ;)
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: Bozco on August 20, 2002, 01:25:00 AM: 1. Endless supply of Donatos pizza
2. Lots of money
3. The perfect wife
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: PS2_-'_'-_PS2 on August 20, 2002, 03:34:34 AM: 1.) Lodsa money - obviously
2.) Endless PS2 games coming out whenever i wanted them 2
3.) Supermodel wife
not much really..=]:)
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: Halberto on August 20, 2002, 03:47:14 AM: 1) 1 trillion dollars
2) Be able to do drugs and not have bad side affects
3) 3 perfect wives (a spanish girl, hot blonde, and seranno\'s favorite)
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: SER on August 20, 2002, 04:09:05 AM: Quote
Originally posted by ViVi
1) 1 trillion dollars
2) Be able to do drugs and not have bad side affects
3) 3 perfect wives (a spanish girl, hot blonde, and seranno\'s favorite)

She\'s mine!!!

/me throws poisonous exploding rocks at ViVi.
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: mm on August 20, 2002, 04:18:10 AM: 1. for people to read my posts
2. world peace
3. for people to read me posts
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: SonyFan on August 20, 2002, 04:20:56 AM: Quote
The perfect wife - Bozco

I hate to break it to ya, but these are wishes Boz.. not miracles. :crap:
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: Samwise on August 20, 2002, 06:40:10 AM: 1. Unlimited wishes

And if that\'s not allowed (and it should be, dammit) then:

1. Gaining all knowledge/answers about everything (and not going insane either)
2. The ability to become invisible whenever I want
3. The ability to teleport to any place in the world safely, whenever I want
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: nO-One on August 20, 2002, 06:45:24 AM: 1. Money
2. More money
3. hookers

and if he didn\'t deliver I\'d put that thorn back in his ass
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: Jar O Pickles on August 20, 2002, 07:33:34 AM: Quote
Originally posted by nO-One
1. Money
2. More money
3. hookers

and if he didn\'t deliver I\'d put that thorn back in his ass

mine similar but it goes
1. money
2. beer
3. hookers(but the classy expensive ones not the kind no-one likes)
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: on August 20, 2002, 08:31:27 AM: 1. Healthy body until I die
2. Money
3. I\'ve always wanted a laptop computer that knew the answers to any question, with the exception of predicting the future - I could really mess up the world by knowing upcoming events.

Edit: If I could sneak in a 4th wish, I think I\'d like to poke at (not in...sickos) theomen\'s taut body. I\'ve never felt a buff man before.

:smokin:
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: square_marker on August 20, 2002, 08:32:23 AM: 1. Immortality
2. The ability to fly
3. Unlimited Money

EDIT: Screw the money.... i want to have super powers like vegeta.....

then i could get rid of flying since he can already do that....i would want to become invisibal.....

so Immortality, Vegeta like powers ;) , and invisibility
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: Seed_Of_Evil on August 20, 2002, 08:33:50 AM: 1. Peace in the world
2. Stopping the suffering
3. Money
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: Bozco on August 20, 2002, 08:44:31 AM: If I could have just one more wish it would be for that whole dragonball series to never have existed.
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: square_marker on August 20, 2002, 08:45:55 AM: hey back off man lol

it was some sweet action!
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: kopking on August 20, 2002, 10:05:08 AM: 1)universal peace
2) to be genuinealy happy ( as in i earn lots of money, sexy women etc etc)
3) be able to stop time for myself and anyone else i wanted
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: Cerberus on August 20, 2002, 10:48:29 AM: 1. Money. I\'m not greedy, so £25 million should be enough.
2. This (http://www.andrea-corr.org/photos/concert/ac_c_31.jpg)
3. Manchester United to collapse due to massive debt problems
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: Bladez on August 20, 2002, 11:07:18 AM: 1. To be rich until I die.
2. World peace.
3. A kick ass Ford F-350 that has a 6 inch lift, 38 inch tires so I could show it off at truck shows.
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: ooseven on August 20, 2002, 11:26:49 AM: 1. World piece
2. End of War
3. And for everyone to smile

no wait thats what i would want if i was wanting to win Miss World
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: videoholic on August 20, 2002, 11:30:49 AM: 1. World Peace
2. End of human suffering
3. trimming down my insanely large dong to a more human size.

Bah, who am I kidding.

1. Unlimited cash
2. The end to Pro Wrestling
3. Leave my big dong alone and bring out the expensive hookers!!!!!
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: Kimahri on August 20, 2002, 11:36:16 AM: why do people keep wishing for things they could buy with their unlimited cash?
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: Cerberus on August 20, 2002, 11:58:01 AM: I wished for the money with my first wish, and then used my other 2 on things that money couldn\'t buy, so you can\'t blame me.
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: on August 20, 2002, 12:04:35 PM: 1)Money, Lots of it
2)To have Josh Fairless die
3)Immortality
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: Kurt Angle on August 20, 2002, 12:05:53 PM: 1. Money
2. To be iresistable to women!
3. To be able to go invisible any time!
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: Samwise on August 20, 2002, 12:19:44 PM: Some of you have odd wishes. Unlimited money? Sure, that\'ll come in handy. But remember that when you have the cash, it suddenly won\'t be so interesting anymore. It would be bordering on boring. You wouldn\'t need to worry about starving though (unless the economic market went to hell).

And immortality? That\'s one thing I\'d wish I\'d never have.
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: theomen on August 20, 2002, 01:32:01 PM: if I had a 4th wish, it would be for Sara\'s 4th wish to come true :D
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: Soul Reaver on August 20, 2002, 01:39:41 PM: Erm

1. Knowledge. (May come in handy)
2. Power to create. (Cash, cars, girls, fireballs etc..)
3. The ability to choose when I should die. (Immortality sucks)
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: Rya on August 20, 2002, 03:23:41 PM: 1. An average figure for a woman of my height.
2. To know how to speak, read and write 10 of the most commonly spoken languages and Klingon.
3. Unlimited trips to anywhere I want to go (any country and the moon).
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: Cerberus on August 20, 2002, 03:27:24 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Rya
1. An average figure for a woman of my height.

Elaborate.
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: theomen on August 20, 2002, 03:37:44 PM: i think he wants measurments...sicko
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: Cerberus on August 20, 2002, 03:41:08 PM: Quote
Originally posted by theomen
i think he wants measurments...sicko

I\'ve only asked what everyone else will be thinking.
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: Ryu on August 20, 2002, 03:44:41 PM: Quote
I\'ve only asked what everyone else will be thinking.

95% of all women want a "normal" figure according to FHM. When you ask a girl to elaborate, you will be getting the same answer across the board. You saying your girlfriend, if you\'ve had one, or if you have one currently, never says that she is fat? Every woman I have ever known, including my mother who weighs 95 pounds, says they are fat. This should be common knowledge to ANY man on this Earth. Asking a woman to elaborate is like staring the devil in the face and asking him to "do your worst."
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: Rya on August 20, 2002, 03:57:45 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Jaye_Bennington
Elaborate.

:mad: :evil: :boom: :rpissed: :vader:
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: Cerberus on August 20, 2002, 04:01:12 PM: I was merely asking what SHE thought was HER average figure was for HER height.
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: Cerberus on August 20, 2002, 04:02:57 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Rya

:mad: :evil: :boom: :rpissed: :vader:

Sorry.
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: Ryu on August 20, 2002, 04:05:16 PM: Quote
I was merely asking what SHE thought was HER average figure was for HER height.

And it was a REALLY DUMB question to ask. Ugh. No wonder why over 60% of couples get divorced... Most of you guys don\'t know a THING about the word "tact."
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: Rya on August 20, 2002, 04:07:41 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Jaye_Bennington
I was merely asking what SHE thought was HER average figure was for HER height.

"Elaborate?" How is that "merely asking?" That\'s not "merely asking." If you were to "merely ask" you would have made it into a complete sentence or two with at least a subject and a verb.

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: videoholic on August 20, 2002, 04:44:21 PM: Quick question...

Did this thread take a left turn or did it just come to a screaching hault?
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: The Stapler on August 20, 2002, 05:17:35 PM: *grabs wheel from thread, turns right*

1. Immortality
2. Every car ever made
3. 1 million more wishes
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: Soul Reaver on August 20, 2002, 05:30:23 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Videoholic
Quick question...

Did this thread take a left turn or did it just come to a screaching hault?

I\'d go with a screaching hault. Everybody seems to wish for the same thing.
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: daddymakkk on August 20, 2002, 05:32:45 PM: 1.Sex
2.Drugs
3.Rock -N- Roll
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: SER on August 20, 2002, 09:15:25 PM: You suck daddymakkk, those aren\'t even hard to get, why do you have to wish for them? :laughing: :confused:
Title: Three Wishes
Post by: Heat on August 20, 2002, 09:19:22 PM: 1, to be rich and famous
2, to have regular 3somes with Sarah Michelle Gellar and Britney Spears
3, to succeed and be happy in everything I do