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Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: GmanJoe on August 21, 2002, 06:39:58 PM
In my honest opinion, Canada would lose a war against Mexico in less than 2 weeks. If Mexicans didn\'t take their daily siesta, it would take them only a week. :)

Them Canadian Mounties wouldn\'t stand a chance against the Mexican banditos! :D
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: Halberto on August 21, 2002, 06:42:32 PM
Mexicans are experts at stealth, thousands cross the border each year unnoticed.


Canada would get raped. ;)
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: GmanJoe on August 21, 2002, 06:45:23 PM
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Originally posted by ViVi
Mexicans are experts at stealth, thousands cross the border each year unnoticed.


Canada would get raped. ;)


So true. If the US wasn\'t in the way of Mexicans, Canada would be ruled BY Mexicans! But for now, Canadians will have to settle for being Queen Elizabeth\'s commonwealth bitches. :p
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: Jar O Pickles on August 21, 2002, 07:11:48 PM
i would votew canaduh but both of your options have them losing so i guess youve made the desicion for us
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: Halberto on August 21, 2002, 07:13:27 PM
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Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: GmanJoe on August 21, 2002, 07:16:48 PM
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Originally posted by Jar O Pickles
i would votew canaduh but both of your options have them losing so i guess youve made the desicion for us


Jeeeeeez you\'re a smart lad! :D

Vote, dammit! VOTE!
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: square_marker on August 21, 2002, 07:17:03 PM
Canada would win
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: GmanJoe on August 21, 2002, 07:18:01 PM
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Originally posted by square_marker
Canada would win


I want you to re-think that. :p


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Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: square_marker on August 21, 2002, 07:19:52 PM
the US would back canada in a war between the two bro
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: GmanJoe on August 21, 2002, 07:23:17 PM
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Originally posted by square_marker
the US would back canada in a war between the two bro


:rolleyes: Why is it that the MTV Generation can\'t tell what a parody is these days?
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: square_marker on August 21, 2002, 07:25:07 PM
MTV generation?  excuse me bro, but i hate MTV, i hate rap, i hate almost everything on that channel.

Your stating that mexico would win in a war against canada....and im disagreeing with you....

your just trying to change the subject.
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: GmanJoe on August 21, 2002, 07:27:10 PM
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Originally posted by square_marker
MTV generation?  excuse me bro, but i hate MTV, i hate rap, i hate almost everything on that channel.

Your stating that mexico would win in a war against canada....and im disagreeing with you....

your just trying to change the subject.


Suuuuure. But you\'ll be back to MTV once American Idol is over.
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: square_marker on August 21, 2002, 07:31:51 PM
lol  seriously... i dont even have time to watch that show...all i know is there is some stupid british guy making fun ofpeople...othrer than that i havent seen it.....

crap it happened....were off the subject
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: GmanJoe on August 21, 2002, 07:32:45 PM
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Originally posted by square_marker
lol  seriously... i dont even have time to watch that show...all i know is there is some stupid british guy making fun ofpeople...othrer than that i havent seen it.....

crap it happened....were off the subject


You made me hijack my own thread. This is all your fault! :p
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: square_marker on August 21, 2002, 07:35:14 PM
STOP QUOTING ME!!!!!!!!!

actually u can do what u like....


lol  what can i say, i have that affect on people ;)
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: Toxical on August 21, 2002, 08:18:34 PM
Proof mexico could kick Canada\'s ass:

http://www.cscentral.com/you.rule
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: on August 21, 2002, 08:23:45 PM
Oh god! Someone stop this man!

Also, Mexico would so kick Canda\'s ass;

w00t! Mexican Bear;
http://www.comedyfactory.com/petsworld/mexican.jpg
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: Black Samurai on August 21, 2002, 08:29:42 PM
Wow, Square ruined this thread in no time flat.

Not that it was anything to write home about. Still...wow...
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: Kimahri on August 21, 2002, 08:45:06 PM
yay.......go Canada......?........


/me slowly backs out of thread
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: theomen on August 21, 2002, 09:09:47 PM
Canada would dominate Mexico!  I don\'t know why...maybe because the mounties have spiffy uniforms.
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: Kimahri on August 21, 2002, 09:25:49 PM
lol, you guys do realize that we have a fairly decent army for our population....

I mean we only have 30 million people here compared to the USA\'s 250 million...Its not like we need a large army.

.....plus, who the hell is going to attack Canada?......all tucked away down there.
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: SwifDi on August 21, 2002, 09:35:05 PM
like a vagina.
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: theomen on August 21, 2002, 09:37:22 PM
i\'m a big fan of the vagina...
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: Kimahri on August 21, 2002, 10:03:18 PM
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Originally posted by theomen
i\'m a big fan of the vagina...


Really?.......i never would have known judging by some of your more recent posts:p
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: cloud345 on August 21, 2002, 10:20:26 PM
Canada would oWn jOo AlL! Canada with there mounties with sticks and horses vs. mexicans with there taco bell and taco bell dog and some sombreros! Who would win? CANADA!
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: luckee on August 21, 2002, 10:24:12 PM
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Originally posted by cloud345
Canada would oWn jOo AlL! Canada with there mounties with sticks and horses vs. mexicans with there taco bell and taco bell dog and some sombreros! Who would win? CANADA!


I guess you have never seen mexicans display their knife fighting capabilities :)
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: Coredweller on August 21, 2002, 10:24:41 PM
The war would not end as quickly as you believe, grasshopper.  We would of course be selling weapons to both sides so as to support our poor defense contractors in the manner to which they are accustomed.  Eventually one side would concede, and then the CIA would incite a coup within the stronger country to keep things balanced.  Eventually foreign pressure would require us to roll in as "International Peacekeepers" and expend some more ordinance on unimporant targets.  Then we replace our old puppet regimes with new puppet regimes, and force both countries accept futher trade concessions, and maybe throw in some reparations of some sort for fun.  It\'s called  a win-lose-lose situation.  Guess who wins?
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: luckee on August 21, 2002, 10:27:40 PM
I\'ll take greedy americans for $500 core.
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: theomen on August 21, 2002, 10:27:54 PM
quiet kimahri, before I have sex with you!!
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: cloud345 on August 22, 2002, 12:57:18 AM
But why would canada and mexico ever fight? Only reason I could thin of is that Canada takes the taco bell dog hostage.
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: Soul Reaver on August 22, 2002, 11:10:22 AM
I\'ll go with the mexicans, just because there are swarms of them all over the US, as well.
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: SonyFan on August 22, 2002, 11:19:42 AM
Yeah, but see.. that\'s jus the thing Soul... all the ones that are physically fit enough to put up a good fight.. the ones who can run, jump, swim.. they\'re already in the US. :p

Canada would own Mexico. That would jus end up being a whole new conflict tho.. cause there ain\'t no way Canada is going to take over Mexico. If ANYONE gets Mexico.. it\'s gonna be Texas.
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: MPTheory on August 22, 2002, 12:04:12 PM
As a Canadian I would have to say that the rest of the world is lucky that we spend so much time on our beer, cause if we spent it otherwise, we would rule the world, and force all of you to talk with out funny little accent and drink nothing but beer while we shoved a broomstick up all the mexicanss arses for trying to take us over. We would dominate all.  But We just love beer way too much for all of that.  yer lucky eh?
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: on August 22, 2002, 12:28:30 PM
No! I want that last option! Damn it, voted too early/
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: Kimahri on August 22, 2002, 12:39:29 PM
ha!...im the only one who voted the third option so far:D.....
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: on August 22, 2002, 12:40:46 PM
Probably because, everyone else voted before you. :rpissed: Curse you!
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: Halberto on August 22, 2002, 12:43:09 PM
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Originally posted by SonyFan
If ANYONE gets Mexico.. it\'s gonna be Texas.



Dude.... trust me we Texans DO NOT*** want Mexico.
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: SonyFan on August 22, 2002, 01:36:14 PM
Why not? I mean.. if you\'re going to have to live with the people then you might as well get the real-estate that goes with em. Besides.. I know you Texans still hold a grudge with Alaska over not being the biggest state anymore. :p
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: Halberto on August 22, 2002, 01:42:39 PM
Alaska is not a state! :rpissed:
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: on August 22, 2002, 02:29:40 PM
I live in Alaska.... f**knut


*Looks at Kimahri* :D
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: Soul Reaver on August 22, 2002, 02:31:18 PM
Alaska = Canada Jr.

;) :p
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: theomen on August 22, 2002, 02:53:17 PM
TEXAS?  I thought only steers and queers came from Texas  :D

why wouldn\'t you want Mexico?  they got fine women, and nice beaches.
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: luckee on August 22, 2002, 02:56:48 PM
Not to mention plenty of herbs and tequila
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: Coredweller on August 22, 2002, 03:06:30 PM
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Originally posted by SonyFan
Besides.. I know you Texans still hold a grudge with Alaska over not being the biggest state anymore. :p
If such things were determined by the proper criteria, population, productivity, revenues, etc. then California would be the biggest state.  NO CONTEST.
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: SonyFan on August 22, 2002, 03:21:08 PM
Yeah, whatever Coredweller. Next you\'re gonna tell us "it\'s not the size of the rod, but how you wiggle your worm" right? :rolleyes:
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: Coredweller on August 22, 2002, 04:21:24 PM
I prefer the motion of the ocean... :D
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: luckee on August 22, 2002, 04:27:44 PM
robust women? ;)
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: nO-One on August 22, 2002, 04:37:37 PM
I think this is a global thing, everybody seems to hate Canada.

Seriously I see like people from Ethopia...well I might be poor and hungry but atleast I\'m not Canadian.

Stop the hatred I say :p
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: fastson on August 22, 2002, 04:48:13 PM
I think Canada would win.

Im not aware what type of weapons Canada or Mexico has, but I would think Canada is more high tech.. (Though better tech does not always guarantee victory. Vietnam - High tech US supreme power with all the big ass bombers vs AK47 armed Vietnamese soldiers with a rice hat)

Though it would depend on where the war was fought.
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: SER on August 22, 2002, 06:01:31 PM
/me throws apples ag Gman.
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: Halberto on August 22, 2002, 06:04:54 PM
Seriously though, I bet Canada would win.  I\'ve been to Mexico a lot, and its pretty poor.  Without a doubt Canada could get the funding too.  Think about Vancuver, rich bastages.
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: GmanJoe on August 22, 2002, 06:07:05 PM
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Originally posted by fastson
I think Canada would win.

Im not aware what type of weapons Canada or Mexico has, but I would think Canada is more high tech.. (Though better tech does not always guarantee victory. Vietnam - High tech US supreme power with all the big ass bombers vs AK47 armed Vietnamese soldiers with a rice hat)

Though it would depend on where the war was fought.


BAH! The soul of Che Guivarra would own Canada! You TRAITOR!

:p
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: luckee on August 22, 2002, 06:07:31 PM
Income doesnt mean much. Have you looked at some 3rd world countries..poor as they are, they have quite large armies.
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: GmanJoe on August 22, 2002, 06:09:16 PM
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Originally posted by ViVi
Seriously though, I bet Canada would win.  I\'ve been to Mexico a lot, and its pretty poor.  Without a doubt Canada could get the funding too.  Think about Vancuver, rich bastages.


Rich, fat and weak. They couldn\'t live without air conditioning....much less through a war. :D
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: theomen on August 22, 2002, 06:10:37 PM
gotta have cash to by the weapons though, can\'t fight a jet with tequilla and tortillas
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: luckee on August 22, 2002, 06:14:54 PM
So like I said..lack of money hasnt stopped anyone else.
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: theomen on August 22, 2002, 06:18:58 PM
true, it hasn\'t stopped them, but lack of money will hinder them in their fight.
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: luckee on August 22, 2002, 06:22:09 PM
No it wont..guess you have never seen anyone fight for what they believe. Cant buy that with money.
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: theomen on August 22, 2002, 06:24:24 PM
heart has alot to do with wars, but then again alot of countries felt strongly about their beliefs.  Look at the Taliban, while not a country, they believed in their cause, but got owned.
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: SonyFan on August 22, 2002, 06:30:32 PM
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Income doesnt mean much. Have you looked at some 3rd world countries..poor as they are, they have quite large armies. - Luckee


Yeah, these 3rd world countries do have some pretty impressive armies. I about shyt my pants when I found out we we\'re actually going to take on Iraq (4th largest army in the world) back durring Desert Storm. Luckily we got in, kicked ass, and got back out before the SuperBowl half-time show was over. Wouldn\'t want our boys missing the 4th quarter after all.

Dammit I still think the Gulf War should have actually BEEN the Superbowl half-time show.. but I guess they do have to make sure they have an event planned that\'s at least guanteed to last 20 minuites.
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: luckee on August 22, 2002, 06:31:31 PM
Of course..apples to oranges. No way to compare a group of people with a world super power:rolleyes:

Now canada and mexico it would apply to.
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: theomen on August 22, 2002, 08:01:51 PM
ok I had to use an extreme example, but still shows what I\'m saying about how even though a group may have a load of heart behind them, it\'s hard to compete with technology.

example, a tibetan monk versus a chinese soldier w/gun. winner=Chinese soldier w/gun
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: luckee on August 22, 2002, 08:56:52 PM
Now yer just grabbing:thepimp:
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: theomen on August 22, 2002, 09:11:16 PM
well it was just asking to be grabbed
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: square_marker on August 22, 2002, 10:36:04 PM
Canada would win.....they have like disipline and they....o what am i saying...Canada would be screwed...the only ones who could put up a fight there are the soccer hooligans and their so drunk they dunno whats goin on.
Title: War : Canada vs Mexico?
Post by: SwifDi on August 23, 2002, 12:10:41 AM
How/Why did this topic turn serious?