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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Kurt Angle on August 27, 2002, 01:12:01 PM

Title: Introducing the new Wonderpants!
Post by: Kurt Angle on August 27, 2002, 01:12:01 PM: New Wonderpants Do for Men\'s Bulge What Wonderbra Does for Breasts

Marks & Spencer\'s created new underpants, called Urban Survivor, to lift men\'s tackle more or less in the same way as Wonderbra is used by women. The undies will be available next month in England for eight pounds each.
Girls seem to have liked the idea very much. "The pants are great. I am shocked that they can do that for a man. I couldn’t take my eyes off his bulge. Who says size doesn’t matter?", said receptionist Michelle Peak.

"They are great for a guy who has a maggot rather than a snake", says Tasmin Nother, credit controller.
:laughing:

Click here for pics of men testing them out on the town! (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,5-2002352299,00.html/)
Title: Introducing the new Wonderpants!
Post by: luckee on August 27, 2002, 01:14:36 PM: O jeezz..Im really surprised this hasnt been available sooner. What ever happend to the good ol roll of quarters or a sock?
Title: Re: Introducing the new Wonderpants!
Post by: Soul Reaver on August 27, 2002, 01:14:55 PM: (https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thesun.co.uk%2Fpicture%2F0%2C%2C2002351122%2C00.gif&hash=426b8a45fea5f724ad0eafd22b39ed30acba16dd)

That\'s an old lady for Christ\'s sake.
Title: Introducing the new Wonderpants!
Post by: kopking on August 27, 2002, 01:15:23 PM: lol, it will look like your walking round with a stiffy or something...

i saw something on this a few months ago......

i think ill skip it
Title: Introducing the new Wonderpants!
Post by: Rya on August 27, 2002, 01:30:41 PM: Wonderpants or not...the guy who wears it will still have a teenie weenie.
Title: Introducing the new Wonderpants!
Post by: on August 27, 2002, 01:35:12 PM: I personally don\'t find a conspicuous bulge in a man\'s pants attractive. I always get the impression they\'re trying to impress/intimidate other men, rather than women.
Title: Introducing the new Wonderpants!
Post by: luckee on August 27, 2002, 01:37:50 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Sara
I personally don\'t find a conspicuous bulge in a man\'s pants attractive. I always get the impression they\'re trying to impress/intimidate other men, rather than women.

Of course..size doesnt mean jack to women..its all about how you can work it. Penis competitions are for men, by men.

We dont really care what a women thinks..as long as the guy next door knows we have big things.
Title: Introducing the new Wonderpants!
Post by: Bozco on August 27, 2002, 01:47:40 PM: Enough talk about "things" your gonna get Racer excited. ;)
Title: Introducing the new Wonderpants!
Post by: on August 27, 2002, 01:51:05 PM: Quote
Originally posted by luckee

Of course..size doesnt mean jack to women..its all about how you can work it. Penis competitions are for men, by men.

We dont really care what a women thinks..as long as the guy next door knows we have big things.

Exactly!

:bounce:
Title: Introducing the new Wonderpants!
Post by: Samwise on August 27, 2002, 01:53:29 PM: Lol @ Bozco

But really, I think the idea is kinda stupid. I mean, who wants to look like they have a boner all day long? "Hey grandma! No, that isn\'t a banana in my pocket...". :eek:
Title: Introducing the new Wonderpants!
Post by: on August 27, 2002, 01:55:22 PM: That is gay. it looks like he has a huge boner :eek:

hehe, socks :D
Title: Introducing the new Wonderpants!
Post by: Soul Reaver on August 27, 2002, 01:58:14 PM: Europeans are so weird. ;)
Title: Introducing the new Wonderpants!
Post by: on August 27, 2002, 02:09:46 PM: Got that right...

A prime example :D (http://www.harnser.fsnet.co.uk/person/scan/wierd.jpg)

The average european family (http://www.play-along.com/Burn2001/Night%20Freaks.jpg)

No offense guys, its just a funny thing.. Wonderpants :laughing:
Title: Introducing the new Wonderpants!
Post by: Cerberus on August 27, 2002, 02:30:13 PM: (https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thesun.co.uk%2Fpicture%2F0%2C%2C2002351122%2C00.gif&hash=426b8a45fea5f724ad0eafd22b39ed30acba16dd)

How do we know that\'s not his Mum?
Title: Introducing the new Wonderpants!
Post by: on August 27, 2002, 03:49:32 PM: LoL, yeah I can just imagine it :D

Mom: I\'m so proud of you son, you make me so happy. All grown up like.

Son: I know mom, you make me happy too.

Mom: So how do they feel?

Son: What:

Mom: The Wonderpants silly.

Son: I\'m not wearing wonderpants.......

:laughing: :laughing:

How much is 8pounds in US$$$$?
Title: Introducing the new Wonderpants!
Post by: theomen on August 27, 2002, 04:20:50 PM: ok I\'m sorry but I would never where that shit.

At my "hick" friends wedding he had a western theme, because he is a hick. Anyways the wedding party had to wear Wranglers, and they fit very tight. I felt like every damn person was looking at my buldge, it was the most awkward thing ever. I have no idea why anyone would want to showcase their package like that.
Title: Introducing the new Wonderpants!
Post by: luckee on August 27, 2002, 04:29:25 PM: Quote
Originally posted by theomen
I have no idea why anyone would want to showcase their package like that.

Probably so ppl can see how big it is.
Title: Introducing the new Wonderpants!
Post by: CHIZZY on August 27, 2002, 04:58:06 PM: :laughing:

My fave pair o jeans is a bootcut pair of diesels. they\'re a bit too tight \'round the ol\' sausage, but the barmaids love it...

holy crap, that sounded cheesy...

Anyway, I can\'t imagine any guy buying them in a store. Can you picture it?

" um.... do you have those drawers that make you look like you\'re NOT hung like a gnat?...."
Title: Introducing the new Wonderpants!
Post by: Titan on August 27, 2002, 05:05:16 PM: I\'ll just stick with boxers.
Title: Introducing the new Wonderpants!
Post by: MPTheory on August 27, 2002, 06:04:54 PM: Okay, first off, that has to be one of the most disturbing pictures I have ever seen... second of all, what if you take some girl home with you and you take off your pants, and she sees the wonder shlong?! what the hell is she gonna think? Or do for that matter? thats gotta be the dumbest thing I have ever seen, next to the pet firggin rock.
Title: Introducing the new Wonderpants!
Post by: EmperorRob on August 27, 2002, 09:25:06 PM: Some of us don\'t need that since we\'re already "equipped not stripped". And by that I mean "The postman has a package for you". And by that I mean "I got a great big dong".
Title: Introducing the new Wonderpants!
Post by: ##RaCeR## on August 27, 2002, 09:32:46 PM: Looks like a permanent erection.
Title: Introducing the new Wonderpants!
Post by: SwifDi on August 27, 2002, 09:38:30 PM: Is that what you got from those pics Racer?
Title: Introducing the new Wonderpants!
Post by: theomen on August 27, 2002, 09:49:10 PM: Rob what are you trying to say?
Title: Introducing the new Wonderpants!
Post by: SER on August 27, 2002, 10:44:31 PM: I would get me one of those just for the fun of it.. :nerd:
Title: Introducing the new Wonderpants!
Post by: theomen on August 27, 2002, 10:49:14 PM: Quote
Originally posted by EmperorRob
Some of us don\'t need that since we\'re already "equipped not stripped". And by that I mean "The postman has a package for you". And by that I mean "I got a great big dong".

Quote
Originally posted by serrano007
I would get me one of those just for the fun of it.. :nerd:

what, a giant dong?
Title: Introducing the new Wonderpants!
Post by: SER on August 27, 2002, 11:01:53 PM: FACK U.. :D
Title: Introducing the new Wonderpants!
Post by: theomen on August 27, 2002, 11:04:26 PM: couldn\'t resist that one. The dark side wooed me over..damn them and their promise of beer and hookers.
Title: Introducing the new Wonderpants!
Post by: Knotter8 on August 28, 2002, 12:53:33 AM: Ppl who buy this are more like : "Look ! A substantial mass
of my brain has sunk down to crotch level !" Whahahahahaha
:laughing: How stupid ! To think, companies try to market
stuff like this. Pretty sad if you ask me.