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Title: Yes, I\'m a dirty bastard...
Post by: Samwise on August 30, 2002, 03:32:48 PM
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Title: Yes, I\'m a dirty bastard...
Post by: Halberto on August 30, 2002, 03:41:15 PM
South Carolina has an age consent of 14 :laughing:
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Post by: theomen on August 30, 2002, 03:51:49 PM
2 years and counting....come on 18!
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Post by: SER on August 30, 2002, 04:15:59 PM
They are pretty hot man... Phew.
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Post by: Mr. Kennedy on August 30, 2002, 04:22:30 PM
w00t, perfect, two tacos and one sausage
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Post by: Titan on August 30, 2002, 04:26:27 PM
They are my age :)
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Post by: Coredweller on August 30, 2002, 04:27:51 PM
As I\'ve pointed out before, Mary-Kate Olson posts on the Mitsubishi Lancer Forums.  Here\'s an example:

http://www.evolutionm.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=7128

I don\'t read that forum often, so I don\'t know if that poster has been exposed as a fraud.  If it isn\'t REALLY her, then it\'s a genuinely DIRTY BASTARD
Title: Yes, I\'m a dirty bastard...
Post by: Soul Reaver on August 30, 2002, 04:28:42 PM
Double the fun. :snore:

I can\'t take those kids seriously. I just remember the show Full House everytime I see them.

Coredweller, is that for real?
Title: Yes, I\'m a dirty bastard...
Post by: Heat on August 30, 2002, 04:29:24 PM
wouldn\'t mind a piece of that
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Post by: Titan on August 30, 2002, 04:32:18 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Soul Reaver
Double the fun. :snore:

I can\'t take those kids seriously. I just remember the show Full House everytime I see them.

Coredweller, is that for real?


Full House kicked ass. I still watch it every so often on TBS.
Title: Yes, I\'m a dirty bastard...
Post by: Coredweller on August 30, 2002, 04:34:46 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Soul Reaver
Coredweller, is that for real?
Don\'t ask me.  She claims to own a Supra TT.  Do you think she could drive it?
Title: Yes, I\'m a dirty bastard...
Post by: Soul Reaver on August 30, 2002, 04:43:43 PM
This...
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With one of those?
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Maybe, I dont know.
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Post by: nO-One on August 30, 2002, 04:45:19 PM
if that\'s her then why does she have a pic of herself under her name. I mean jeezl.
Title: Yes, I\'m a dirty bastard...
Post by: theomen on August 30, 2002, 04:54:41 PM
if I were famous... er I mean more famous, I wouldn\'t give my real name on a forum.  Especially if I were a hot chick on a male oriented board.
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Post by: KillaX on August 30, 2002, 05:57:13 PM
wen I think of full house I think of Candace (sp) Cameron............mmmmmmmmmmm..too bad she is married!


:hat:ScottyJ:hat:
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Post by: Bozco on August 30, 2002, 07:59:05 PM
I\'m not even 18 so its all legal!!!!
Title: Yes, I\'m a dirty bastard...
Post by: on August 30, 2002, 08:01:27 PM
I dont see what is so great about them. They are probably just a bunch of snot-nosed dweebs wearing a face covered with makeup. Sure, they are hot, but I mean they are what? Just look at them- they have brat written all over them.
Title: Yes, I\'m a dirty bastard...
Post by: Ace on August 30, 2002, 08:05:16 PM
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Sure, they are hot


Do you need anything more?  They\'re hot, they\'re rich, and they\'re TWINS!!!! Oh yeah, they\'re hot. I just can\'t wait till they\'re old enough to do their first porn.

Ace
Title: Yes, I\'m a dirty bastard...
Post by: Bozco on August 30, 2002, 08:31:24 PM
Hey spudz, when looking at porn do you pick the girls with inner beauty?
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Post by: shockwaves on August 30, 2002, 09:19:23 PM
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Originally posted by Bozco
I\'m not even 18 so its all legal!!!!


Same here...for about 2 months.  I better act fast :)
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Post by: SwifDi on August 30, 2002, 10:14:47 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Bozco
Hey spudz, when looking at porn do you pick the girls with inner beauty?


This man speaks da truth!
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Post by: Kurt Angle on August 31, 2002, 01:44:37 AM
I like this thread!

I demand more pics!
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Post by: Living-In-Clip on August 31, 2002, 02:53:44 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Bozco
Hey spudz, when looking at porn do you pick the girls with inner beauty?


I am starting to like this man more and more with each passing post.
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Post by: kopking on August 31, 2002, 06:29:19 AM
i would have no problem sleeping with either or both of those twins....mmmmmmmmmm twins are good
Title: Yes, I\'m a dirty bastard...
Post by: nO-One on August 31, 2002, 08:30:58 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Bozco
Hey spudz, when looking at porn do you pick the girls with inner beauty?

hahahahahahaah
Comedy Gold
:laughing:
Title: Yes, I\'m a dirty bastard...
Post by: on August 31, 2002, 09:49:37 AM
No, but seriously. I would boink them, but taking them out on a date, or something like that- they are brats. Yeah, they are hot. But they are brats.
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Post by: kopking on August 31, 2002, 09:53:34 AM
brats they might be, drink enough beer you be to drunk to relise how much of a brat they are
Title: Yes, I\'m a dirty bastard...
Post by: on August 31, 2002, 09:55:29 AM
Im underage......

BTW Im never going to drink. I dont want to lose my liver and stuff. I dont see the good in it.
Title: Yes, I\'m a dirty bastard...
Post by: kopking on August 31, 2002, 09:58:09 AM
lol........ man i dont drink it cos it makes me drunk, i like the taste..... man its nice.. mmmmmmmmmmmmm beer
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Post by: Heat on August 31, 2002, 10:48:27 AM
I\'m with you there Kopking, people always say they don\'t like beer because they don\'t have access to it. And the Olsens, I\'d fill them up, and I wouldn\'t even charge.  :D
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Post by: theomen on August 31, 2002, 04:42:14 PM
i personally don\'t drink beer, but not because of the taste, but because it has a load of empty calories.
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Post by: Skyrider666 on August 31, 2002, 05:38:18 PM
IMO beer tastes like dung.But just because you don\'t drink beer doesn\'t mean you will not get gut or prostate cancer at 35,so I say live it up while you can cause you\'ll be dead soon enough anyway!! Tequila for me :) oh and the twins for a night to. :D
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Post by: Black Samurai on August 31, 2002, 06:00:03 PM
Bozco = The Man

Spudz = Questionable Manhood
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Post by: Rya on August 31, 2002, 11:32:03 PM
Anytime it involves the Olsen twins, you\'ll bet I\'ll swear more than I have ever before.  I find them so annoying.  Although one of them can act, the other just needs to do something else with her life.  At the rate they\'re going, they\'ll hate each other by the time they\'re fifty like the Andrews Sisters.
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Post by: luckee on August 31, 2002, 11:38:30 PM
I dont care for them much myself.

dont get me wrong..I wouldnt kick either or both at the same time :D out of the bed for eating crackers..but they also have a certain ugliness about them as well as a cuteness..odd huh?
Title: Yes, I\'m a dirty bastard...
Post by: ooseven on September 01, 2002, 01:18:09 AM
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Originally posted by Kurt Angle
I like this thread!

I demand more pics!


Easy Tiger 2 more years Hot Shot ;)


/me tryes to "Calm" ..Kurt down by showing him pictures of RACER while making whale noises

;)
Title: Yes, I\'m a dirty bastard...
Post by: Samwise on September 01, 2002, 01:48:06 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Skyrider666
IMO beer tastes like dung.
Beer tastes like dong? :eek:

IMO beer doesn\'t taste like dong... dongs taste more like chicken, you know?

;)
Title: Yes, I\'m a dirty bastard...
Post by: Ace on September 01, 2002, 03:03:50 AM
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Originally posted by Skyrider666
IMO beer tastes like dung.But just because you don\'t drink beer doesn\'t mean you will not get gut or prostate cancer at 35,so I say live it up while you can cause you\'ll be dead soon enough anyway!! Tequila for me :) oh and the twins for a night to. :D


Dude, you just depressed me. I just turned 38 (I\'m a 38 year old going on 12) and you just put the whammy on me. I think I\'ll go have a beer!

BTW, when I was young and foolish I despised the taste of beer as well. Now I can appreciate the taste of a well crafted beer. A lot of times I have a beer now, not to get drunk, but for the taste.

The funny thing is I am typing this at 7 am with a hangover.:)

Ace
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Post by: kopking on September 01, 2002, 05:21:24 AM
well im only 20 and i love the taste of beer..... some are nicer than others, id drink it all the time if i could.... but i dont think work would like that.. he only time i sometimes cant drink beer, is with certain foods........


beer = yummy
Title: Yes, I\'m a dirty bastard...
Post by: on September 01, 2002, 09:56:58 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Gohan
Bozco = The Man

Spudz = Questionable Manhood


STFU

Would you want to boink a girl complaining all the time? I wouldnt.

Of course you could ductape their mouths...... ;)
Title: Yes, I\'m a dirty bastard...
Post by: Samwise on September 01, 2002, 10:10:49 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Spudz
Of course you could ductape their mouths...... ;)
Who needs that when they have a big, um... :D
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Post by: theomen on September 01, 2002, 01:17:45 PM
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Originally posted by Spudz


STFU

Would you want to boink a girl complaining all the time? I wouldnt.

Of course you could ductape their mouths...... ;)


when I boink a girl, they never complain  :D
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Post by: kopking on September 01, 2002, 01:22:26 PM
ohhh theoman, i didnt relise you drugged them up before you boinked them
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Post by: theomen on September 01, 2002, 01:35:00 PM
hey, you gotta do what you gotta do.

also that way they don\'t move too much, or make fun of your small member
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Post by: Titan on September 01, 2002, 02:26:03 PM
Quote
Originally posted by theomen


when I boink a girl, they never complain  :D


What do you do, knock them unconsious?
Title: Yes, I\'m a dirty bastard...
Post by: theomen on September 01, 2002, 02:28:05 PM
Kopking beat you to that insult

* rapes Titan for being late
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Post by: Titan on September 01, 2002, 02:31:41 PM
Quote
Originally posted by theomen
* rapes Titan for being late


*kicks theomen in the crotch many times*
*walks away whisling Zippady do da*

:)
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Post by: jm on September 01, 2002, 04:25:45 PM
It\'s odd you actually bring this up Samwise, because I have a story from my California vacation that I arrived home from just a couple days from. You guys can either take it or leave it, but this actually happened.

I grew up watching, "Full House." It was my show. I remember I couldn\'t go to bed without watching it. I considered the Olsen twins like my childhood idols. I never really followed their careers or them with their shows or video games. I just remembered that I had watched all of the seasons of the show. I can remember my mother telling me how much I loved the show.

Ok, enough of the boring shiz. I had taken the Starline tour in Hollywood, which was a private tour (what I mean is like 15 people on a bus.) We would drive around Beverly Hills, Sunset Blvd, and through Hollywood.

What I didn\'t know was there was a stop on the tour for us to get out and walk around. The stopping place was Rodeo drive. For the slow ones or the people who don\'t know, Rodeo drive is a long strip of really expensive, top class shops that only the filthy rich as well as movie stars shop at. It had stores such as Porsche, Tiffy Co. and some other stuff.

Anyway, I remember I was standing at the curb looking around and stuff while my parents (we went to Cali for my parents 20th wedding anniversey) went to the bathroom.

I had glanced up and there were these group of people. What had caught my eye were these two girls, like I had known them from somewhere. They had like 5 guys around them, and they looked probably the most stylish I\'ve ever seen.

Well, about half way of them crossing the street and them coming near me, It had hit me like a fuken brick, and sure enough it was the Olsen twins, with their body guards. I was just in complete shock, but I had kept composure and I was being myself.

What had stunned me was that one of them smiled at me, then the other one too. I had the priviledge and honor in meeting them first hand, on Rodeo drive.

How un-expected was it of having to meet my childhood idols? How cool was it meeting them? It literally was probably one of the biggest highlights on my trip, and they were very friendly and warm to talk to. It was only about five minutes, but it really was just, awesome.

I am really distrubed of people stamping them as the next, "pr0n industry super stars of tomorrow." I mean, I certainly don\'t potray them as that. Can\'t excatly say I idolize them today either, but I do have my utter most respect for them.

:(
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Post by: theomen on September 01, 2002, 04:30:43 PM
did you expose your penis to them? :D

Seriously, did you?
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Post by: jm on September 01, 2002, 04:37:58 PM
Yeah ok.

I told them how much of a fan I was of their show and how I\'d watch their show before I went to bed when I was young. I told them it was a honor in meeting them, and that they made my vacation that more memorable.
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Post by: theomen on September 01, 2002, 04:39:52 PM
did they actually converse with you, or did they give you the smile and nod blow off?
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Post by: Heat on September 01, 2002, 04:43:10 PM
Stop the crap, I wanna see pink! :D
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Post by: Bozco on September 01, 2002, 04:44:15 PM
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Originally posted by theomen
did they actually converse with you, or did they give you the smile and nod blow off?


Please don\'t say blow when talking about them, I just may creme my pants.
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Post by: Heat on September 01, 2002, 04:47:17 PM
Both blowing at the same time, anyone got a cleanex
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Post by: Skyrider666 on September 01, 2002, 04:50:12 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Samwise
Beer tastes like dong? :eek:

IMO beer doesn\'t taste like dong... dongs taste more like chicken, you know?

;)


I said dung,as in shit.You just have dong on your brain!!!

*Takes my dong off samwise\'s head*

:D
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Post by: jm on September 01, 2002, 05:47:10 PM
Listen dude, they first smiled at me, and they were the ones whom started the conversation.

I won\'t make any assumptions or guesses on what they thought, cause that\'d be just lies.

I was like flattered they actually had talked to me out of the people on the drive. They didn\'t talk to anyone after I did.
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Post by: Bozco on September 01, 2002, 08:22:50 PM
Boy your a stud.
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Post by: SwifDi on September 01, 2002, 11:11:24 PM
Regular ugly girls don\'t even talk to me.
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Post by: Samwise on September 02, 2002, 12:35:49 AM
Hey jm, that\'s a cool story. I wish that had been me. :D

And all you other wannabe\'s.... shame on you...