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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: square_marker on September 02, 2002, 03:36:57 PM
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Second is the first to Lose
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"Whether you think that you can, or that you can\'t, you are usually right."
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"My God that thing is huge!!!"
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"my ass hurts" - Samwise
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" Whipe yourself off "
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"Guards Seize him" - Myself
muhahahahahaha
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"can I pee in your butt?" - vapor snake
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Another thread down the shitter, oh well.
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What are you talking about Boz? Everyone is on topic.
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I knew someone would say that.
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"I hate free thought" - Bozco
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apples?
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Originally posted by ViVi
apples?
That isnt a quote or a saying ViVi you went little off topic there. And it was random why the hell did you say apples? :confused:
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maybe he was offering some to be thrown?
anyways here\'s another quote;
"not everyone likes rice" - Dali Llama (talking about acceptence of differing religions)
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Originally posted by cloud345
That isnt a quote or a saying ViVi you went little off topic there. And it was random why the hell did you say apples? :confused:
To confuse people, and it worked! :laughing:
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See sig.
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Sayings that will guide you well through life.
1. "If it ain\'t broke, don\'t fix it"
2. "Don\'t try to teach your grandmother how to suck eggs"
3. "If in doubt, act stupid. That way, it is easy to avoid unnecessary confrontations"
4. "If at first you don\'t succeed, give alcohol a try, it\'s much easier"
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"Let\'s let the anti-gun people fight the next war."
"I\'m not as think as you stoned I am."
"Life is a waste of time,
time is a waste of life,
so be wasted all the time and have the time of ur life!!!"
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See sig. It\'s a part from a Nirvana song. Not really a saying, but... yeah...
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"i swear noone reads my posts"
-mm 2002 ©
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¨ Trying is the first part of failling ¨
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"Families is where our nations finds hope. Where wings take dream"
-George W. Bush
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"shockwaves is a giant homo" - The World
I don\'t get it? "where wings take dream"????
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"Don\'t use a cannon to kill a mesquito."
not my favorite, but it always sticks with me.
/shrugs shoulders.
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"Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you\'re a mile away, and you have their shoes too!"
Originally posted by theomen
"shockwaves is a giant homo" - The World
I don\'t get it? "where wings take dream"????
He meant to say where dreams take wing...but screwed it up. *shrug*
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Originally posted by theomen
"can I pee in your butt?" - vapor snake
"Why, yes of course" - theomen
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"Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless, like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle. You put water in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend."
A quote from Bruce Lee. It\'s a philosophy I\'ve always admired ever since I first heard it.
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"F*ck you"
:D
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/me points at sig
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"Cheer up. The worst is yet to come." - Philander Johnson
I\'m jus one big f*cking ray of sunshine aren\'t I? :)
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What Goes around, Comes around.
I\'m sorry, did i break your concentration.
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"\'tis better to be, than \'tis not."
I\'ve no idea who said that.
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"The two hardest things to handle in life are failure and success."
-Anonymous
"Situation\'s vacant for me."
-Hepburn, "I Quit"
"You people make my ass twitch."
-Meg Ryan in "French Kiss"
"Eat, drink, and be merry! Or you\'ll end up in UTAH!"
-Mr. Sulu\'s t-shirt at a Trekkie convention
"Well done is better than well said."
-Ben Franklin
"The size of your body is of little account; the size of your brain is of much account; the size of your heart is of the most account of all."
-B. C. Forbes
"Basketball develops individuality, intiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to do."
-Dick Vitale
"You aren\'t lost if you don\'t care where you are."
-Yuri Cartier
"When in doubt, duck."
-Malcolm Forbes
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man\'s character, give him power."
-Abraham Lincoln
"Do it tomorrow, you\'ve already made enough mistakes today."
-a t-shirt
I\'ve got more...but I doubt anyone would want anyone to get bored.
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Originally posted by Rya
I\'ve got more...but I doubt anyone would want anyone to get bored.
Thank you for being considerate.
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"I loathe dog owners. They are cowards who lack the guts to bite people themselves." - Ambrose Bierce
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This is quoted from a choc milk add,
"no one has ever died from hard work,but you don\'t want to be the first"
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Originally posted by SonyFan
"I loathe dog owners. They are cowards who lack the guts to bite people themselves." - Ambrose Bierce
sure that wasn\'t Mike Tyson??
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"No one dies a virgin because life screws us all"
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"The traditional way to spell words is the way they are listed in the dictionary, and not the way a 6 year old crack baby with ADD would spell them in an epileptic fit by banging his or her head against the floor in morse code."
- Unknown
"Once you’ve sold a million records, you’ve earned the right to experiment self-indulgently at the expense of your record company."
- Ben Folds
"Be very, very careful what you put into that head, because you will never, ever get it out."
- Thomas Cardinal Wolsey
"Self-deprecation is a way of making yourself liked, because people don\'t like perfect people."
- Stelios Haji-Ioannou, Easyjet founder
"Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so."
- Bertrand Russell
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot-confucious
Man who cut hole in pocket walk around feeling cocky all day- confucious
"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" —George W. Bush
"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case." —George W. Bush
"If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow." —George W. Bush, Jan. 2000
"We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.\'\' —George W. Bush
"Well, I think if you say you\'re going to do something and don\'t do it, that\'s trustworthiness." —George W. Bush, in a CNN online chat, Aug. 2000
"Laura and I are proud to call John and Michelle Engler our friends. I know you\'re proud to call him governor. What a good man the Englers are." —George W. Bush, Nov. 2000
"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it\'s some kind of federal program." —George W. Bush (https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fforums.clubsi.com%2Fimages%2Ficons%2Flaugh1.gif&hash=7fc5256f199ef7215c903975930688a9b2b5eae1) (https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fforums.clubsi.com%2Fimages%2Ficons%2Flaugh1.gif&hash=7fc5256f199ef7215c903975930688a9b2b5eae1) (https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fforums.clubsi.com%2Fimages%2Ficons%2Flaugh1.gif&hash=7fc5256f199ef7215c903975930688a9b2b5eae1) (https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fforums.clubsi.com%2Fimages%2Ficons%2Flaugh1.gif&hash=7fc5256f199ef7215c903975930688a9b2b5eae1)
"They misunderestimated me." —George W. Bush, Nov. 2000
"It\'ll be hard to articulate." —George W. Bush, anticipating how he\'ll feel upon assuming the presidency, Jan. 2001
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Thank you for being considerate.
You\'re welcome, Vapor. Wouldn\'t want to take away your time from masturbating.
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"You do something better when you don\'t know what the hell you are doing" -Titan (yes that\'s my quote, you take it, you die :evil: )
"Semper Fi" -Marines (first introduced to me in MGS2)
"I want Compensation for this insult" -Luigi in GTA3 (there is actually more to why I like that quote but I won\'t go into it)
Miscellaneous quotes from MGS2 but I actually don\'t remember them off the top of my head.
Trying my best to remember it "The torch is passed from parent to child...................."(forget what goes after) Solidus-MGS2
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hey he only get\'s 12 quality hours a day as it is. any less and he could die!
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Originally posted by Titan
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"Semper Fi" -Marines (first introduced in MGS2)
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Uhmm..first introduced in MGS2 wasnt that introduced LONG b4 "metal gear solid2?..Like maybe soon after the Marines were recognized as a military division? Also..wasnt semper fi mentioned in the first MGS?
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pretty sure that has been a Marine saying for well over 150 years.
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Originally posted by luckee
Uhmm..first introduced in MGS2 wasnt that introduced LONG b4 "metal gear solid2?..Like maybe soon after the Marines were recognized as a military division? Also..wasnt semper fi mentioned in the first MGS?
Bah! F***ing typo. I knew it was older. I meant first introduced to me through MGS2.
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Ok, time for my list of Yogi Berra quotes :)
"When you come to a fork in the road take it."
"If the world were perfect it wouldn\'t be."
"90% of the game is half mental."
"The future ain\'t what it use to be."
"A nickel ain\'t worth a dime anymore."
"You can observe a lot just by watchin\'."
"You got to be very careful if you don\'t know where you\'re going, because you might not get there."
Mrs. Lindsay - "You certainly look cool." - Yogi Berra - "Thanks, you don\'t look so hot yourself."
Phil Rizzuto - "Hey Yogi I think we\'re lost." - Yogi Berra - "Ya, but we\'re making great time!"
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"I\'m as happy as a puppy with 2 peters"
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Those who can, do
Those who can\'t, teach
Those who can\'t teach, teach gym :D
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A rather amusing quote from the Simpsons.
The episode where they capture the cat burglar (it was on tv yesterday morning). At the end of the show, where mob of vigilantes are digging a deep hole under a "giant "T" " where the cat burgler told them he had hidden all his treasure. After digging very deep down, they find a note in a briefcase from the cat burgler, telling them that there is no treasure, and that it was a decoy while he made good his escape. Somebody then notices just how deep down they are and remarks "How are we going to get out", ro which Homer (I think) replies "Lets dig our way out"
Chief Wiggum then comes out with a classic line
"No, dig up, stupid"
Classic
:D :D :D
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" We\'re just here for a visit"
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Homer Simpson quotes;
"God is my favorite fictional character"
Internet! Is that thing still around?
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille\'s heel, if you will.
Okay, whatever to take my mind off my life.
I voted for Prell to go back to the old glass bottle. Then I became deeply cynical. ( about voting )
To find Flanders, I have to think like Flanders.
Rock stars ... is there anything they don\'t know?
Well, maybe if he had had better arch support, they wouldn\'t have caught \'im. ( about Jesus wearing sandals ).
Ah, the college roadtrip. What better way to spread beer-fueled mayhem?
All right, brain. You don\'t like me and I don\'t like you, but let\'s just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.
All right, let\'s not panic. I\'ll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.
America\'s health care system is second only to Japan ... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain ... well, all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don\'t live in Paraguay!
If there\'s one thing I\'ve learned, it\'s that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever ... thy will be done. (munch munch munch)
The girls of the internet. Ooh, I\'d go online with them anyday! ( Looking at a "nudie deck" )
If he is so smart, how come he is dead?
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i dont know if you are real or not... but if you are save me superman!!! - homer jay simpsons
ok people thats real acid so i wanna see goggles
REAL ACID??!!!........MY EYES THE GOOGLES DO NOTHING
when chief wiggum types on his invisble typewriter
my god man not carl, hes a war hero
doctor says i cant get pudding in my eye
me fail english?!! thats unpossible
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Simpson quotes are the best.
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im a bit worried about the beer situation, after this crate, and the next cratem there is only one crate left - barney gumbel
wont somebody think of the children
i think its a sign that we should all go crazy..... muuuulaaahhtt *grabs handbag of skinners mum, and kicks it* - moe
this liva bean looks just like the leader
you took a photo of me asleep???
well if i woke you, you wouldnt let me take the pic
there seem to beer flowing from the simpson house, im proceding on foot...
how you get so fat homer???
i discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch
no beer and no tv make homer something something
go crazy?????
dont mind if i do.. mufogsjvvd;vnsdd
its kinds like that film, it was about a bus, once it went over a certain speed, it couldnt slow down, or it would blow up... i think it was called the bus that couldnt stop
bart i dont wanna alarm you but there could be a bogee man or men in the house
man the list could go on forever
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Ralph Quotes;
\'I\'m Idaho!\'
\'I bent my Wookie.\'
\'It says \'bee\' and there\'s a picture of bee on it.\'
\'Can you cook my dinner for me? my parents aren\'t around and I\'m not allowed to use the stove.\'
\'It said \'Choo-choo-choose you, and there\'s a picture of a train.\'
\'I saw Principle Skinner and Mrs. Krobapple in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and one of the babies looked at me!!!\'
\' What\'s a battle?\'
\'My cat\'s name is mittens!\'
\'I think I wet my bed!\'
\'I beat the smart kids! I beat the smart kids!
\'Me fail English? That\'s umpossible.\'
\'What\'s a diorama?\'
\'My cat\'s breath smells like cat food!\'
\'The tar fumes are making me dizzy.\'
\'My parents won\'t let me use scissors.
\'Mrs. Hoover, I don\'t have a red crayon...I ate it.\'
\'Mrs. Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder.\'
\'So,...do you like...stuff.\'
\'Yes, but what man could tame her?\'
\'I asked for no broth. Now away with you, less my cane find your back side.\'
\'...and the doctor said I wouldn\'t have anymore nose bleeds, if I just kept my finger out of there.\'
\'I sleep in a drawer!\'*
\'These tar fumes are making me dizzy.\'
\'...sothe doctor said I wouldn\'t have any more nose bleeds if I kept my finger out of their.\'
\'Mrs. Hoover, which one is one?\'
Mrs. Hoover, which one is oral?"
Mrs. Hoover, my worm crawled in my mouth, and I ate it. Can I have a new one?\'
\'No Mrs. Hoover, I\'m Ralph!\'
\'Oh boy, sleep! That\'s where I\'m a Viking!\'
\'You\'re going to heaven.\'
\'I\'m special!\'
\'I can\'t believe I used to go out with you!\'
\'Very Wrigely\'
\'What\'s for lunch tommarow?\'
\'Chicken Necks?\'
\'Dear Mrs. Hoover, You have lime disease. We miss you. Kevin\'s biting me. Come back soon. Here is a picture of a \'Spirokeet\'. Love, Ralph\'
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You forgot "Will you open my milk mommy?"
"That\'s daddy\'s magic key"
"These rubber pants are hot"
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I also forgot;
\'he tells me to burn things\'
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"Hi Lisa, hi Principal Skinner, hi Super Nintendo Chalmers"
"Look Lisa, I\'m learnding"
"I ate the purple berries. They taste like burning"
"It\'s healing over my hand!"
"I almost died :)"
"Lisa\'s bad tapping makes my feet sad"
"I ate too much plastic candy"
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Daddy, I\'m scared. Too scared to wet my pants.
When I grow up I wanna be a Principal or a Caterpillar... I love you Principal Skinner!
When I grow up I\'m going to Bovine Univerisity
Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulders
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You posted that last one twice :p
And Yogi Berra quotes are still better :)
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"It\'s Uter-Us, not Uter-You" - Homer
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two wife that would be sweet!!!
no, no, thats 2 knives
i gotta tell you this is just great
there only 3 ways to do things, the right way, the wrong way, and the max power way....
isnt that the wrong way??
yeah , but faster
and he appears every friday night, like erkle, he has a weird voice, like erkle.....
you are a bit slow homer
something said, not good, what did they say?? i dunno, you better say something or they will thnk your slow... "takes one to know one"
homer your still here, that was last night
something said not good.......
yes yes yes, this rocks
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"I can\'t believe we have to go back to stupid school tomorrow"
"I like school"
"So do I"
"Milhous, is that a marker glued to your hair?"
"If you don\'t like it, it\'s gone"
"I only ate two sandwiches and a bag of Doritos"
"Sorry Bart, I traded your soul for pogs. See? Alf."
"You traded my soul for pogs?!?!?!?!?!"
"Kid\'s, I don\'t want you drinking anymore milk."
"Can I still drink some?" *homer hands Milhouse a box of milk*
"Go nuts."
"AALLRRIIGGHHTT!!!!!"
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dad whatsa muppet???
well its not quite a puppet, its not quite a mop... but boyyyyyyyyyyyy
you dont know do you??
no
you see soen a women is alot like a fridge, there about 6 ft tall, weight about 600 pounds..... no wait, a women is a lot like a beer, they look good, they smell good, and youd step over you own mother to get one!!! but you cant stop at just one. you want more more more...... so then i said to the guys, $15 dollers for a pretzel, get the hell out of here
fat tonys mob talk, and lyn-gwis-to is near them
shut upper you face
shut up your face
you guys look tired, what you need is hammocks
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"They were the suckiest bunch of sucks to ever suck"
"Johny Tightlips, where\'d they hit ya?"
"I ain\'t saying nothing"
"Well what do we tell the doctor?"
"Tell him to go suck a lemon"