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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: luckee on September 11, 2002, 10:04:55 AM

Title: To lighten some of the atmosphere in here(theomen will like)
Post by: luckee on September 11, 2002, 10:04:55 AM
Take a moment to laugh or at least be disgusted and change your mode of thinking for just a minute at the least :D

Something to offend everyone
 Q. What\'s the Cuban national anthem?
 A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
 Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
 A. A different bar
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
 Q. What did the Chinese couple name their retarded
baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong
> > > > > > > >> > >
 Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm
shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment
> > > > > > > >> > >
Q. What does it mean when the Post Office\'s flag is
flying at half-mast?
A. They\'re hiring
> > > > > > > >> > >
Q. Why aren\'t there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A. Because they\'re not going to work in the future
either.
> > > > > > > >> > >
 Q. What do you call a Mississippi farmer with a
sheep
 under each arm?
 A. A pimp.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Q. Why doesn\'t Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or
swim are already in the United States.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Q. What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night?
A. Drop it darky!!!!
Title: To lighten some of the atmosphere in here(theomen will like)
Post by: SonyFan on September 11, 2002, 10:20:50 AM
Q. Why aren\'t there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A. Because they\'re not going to work in the future
either.

ROLF - That\'s awesome. The last joke was a lil tasteless (and OLD) but at least you tried to make fun of everyone in one fell swoop. Remember to add in some cracker jokes nextime tho.
Title: To lighten some of the atmosphere in here(theomen will like)
Post by: luckee on September 11, 2002, 10:25:26 AM
Well..since anyone with "white" skin can be a cracker..I just left it with the irish and italian.

BTW..never call an irishman or italian white...lol
Title: To lighten some of the atmosphere in here(theomen will like)
Post by: theomen on September 11, 2002, 10:54:19 AM
LOL-seriously, I laughed out loud

god I love tasteless, jokes that piss people off!
Title: To lighten some of the atmosphere in here(theomen will like)
Post by: shockwaves on September 11, 2002, 11:03:53 AM
*smacks luckee with his speech impediment* ;)

I liked em though.  Good taste ruins too many things these days :)
Title: To lighten some of the atmosphere in here(theomen will like)
Post by: theomen on September 11, 2002, 11:07:03 AM
here are some other tasteless jokes;

Q: Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A: You can unscrew a light bulb.

Q: What\'s the best thing about screwing homeless girls?
A: When you\'re done, you can drop \'em off anywhere.

Q: What did Hitler Give his Daughter for Christmas?
A: An easy bake oven.

Q: Why did hitler kill himself?
A: He got his gas bill.

Q: What do ghey guys call their balls?
A: "Mud flaps"

Q: What happens when you stick your hand in a bowl full of black jelly beans?
A: You get your watch stolen.

Q: Whats long and hard on a southern man?
A: The first grade.

Q: What\'s the difference between a Puerto Rican and Batman going to a liquor store?
A: Batman can go in without Robin!

Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio\' s face and said "lie to me!"

Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury dough boy?
A: A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up like an altarboy.

Q: Whats the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne?
A: Acne doesn\'t come on a boys face untill after hes thirteen.


here are some white jokes;

What\'s white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.

What did they white guy do before his blood test?
He studied.

What\'s the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.

What\'s the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl\'s ass!

What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them What did they white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order

What did a cracker see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!


I hope I offend at least one person
Title: To lighten some of the atmosphere in here(theomen will like)
Post by: Unicron! on September 11, 2002, 11:39:14 AM
Bah.None of them worked for me:)
Title: To lighten some of the atmosphere in here(theomen will like)
Post by: kopking on September 11, 2002, 12:10:11 PM
some of theomens were very funny......



so awners me this luckee why you cant call a irish person white??
Title: To lighten some of the atmosphere in here(theomen will like)
Post by: mm on September 11, 2002, 12:10:53 PM
yeah, the 1st one was used in "my blue heaven"
and the 2nd one was used in "3000 miles to graceland"

i stopped reading right there
Title: To lighten some of the atmosphere in here(theomen will like)
Post by: luckee on September 11, 2002, 12:29:47 PM
you are cool beyond words :rolleyes:

there were jokes b4 either movie.
Title: To lighten some of the atmosphere in here(theomen will like)
Post by: mm on September 11, 2002, 12:44:29 PM
sharp as a tack, arent ya?

:rolleyes:
Title: To lighten some of the atmosphere in here(theomen will like)
Post by: theomen on September 11, 2002, 01:38:12 PM
/me rapes mm and luckee for overuse of the rolleyes smilee
Title: To lighten some of the atmosphere in here(theomen will like)
Post by: Titan on September 11, 2002, 01:42:27 PM
:rolleyes:
Title: To lighten some of the atmosphere in here(theomen will like)
Post by: SER on September 11, 2002, 03:22:37 PM
ooooo Titan is begging to be raped. sexay :nerd:
Title: To lighten some of the atmosphere in here(theomen will like)
Post by: on September 11, 2002, 03:28:32 PM
^^^^^
Nice new avatar serrano, what a geek :D

Some of those totally rock, some of them I didnt get.
Title: To lighten some of the atmosphere in here(theomen will like)
Post by: on September 11, 2002, 03:30:37 PM
*sorry to double post
Here is a joke that might offend aussies;
Russian, an American, and a Aussie were talking one day.
The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Aussie said, "So what, we\'re going to be the first on the
sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.

"You can\'t land on the sun, you idiot! You\'ll burn up!" said the
Russian. To which the Aussie replied, "We\'re not stupid, you know. We\'re going at night!"

:D made me laugh
Title: To lighten some of the atmosphere in here(theomen will like)
Post by: Unicron! on September 12, 2002, 05:04:07 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Spudz
^^^^^
Nice new avatar serrano, what a geek :D


Imagine if he replys and tells u "hey thats me on that picture!":D
Title: To lighten some of the atmosphere in here(theomen will like)
Post by: theomen on September 12, 2002, 11:33:20 AM
it is him, you insenstive pricks.

;)
Title: To lighten some of the atmosphere in here(theomen will like)
Post by: on September 12, 2002, 11:41:50 AM
I hope your kidding....
yay, my first post from skewl.... :D
Title: To lighten some of the atmosphere in here(theomen will like)
Post by: kopking on September 13, 2002, 06:14:25 AM
lol at spudz joke.....i may have to use that one soon.....



spudz do you like skating or something??? just your last pic and this one are both skate companies.. that ones independent.. the last one was... ermmmmmmm  spitfires?
Title: To lighten some of the atmosphere in here(theomen will like)
Post by: Kurt Angle on September 13, 2002, 02:03:39 PM
Those jokes are very funny!
Title: To lighten some of the atmosphere in here(theomen will like)
Post by: luckee on September 13, 2002, 02:47:16 PM
Quote
Originally posted by kopking
lol at spudz joke.....i may have to use that one soon.....



spudz do you like skating or something??? just your last pic and this one are both skate companies.. that ones independent.. the last one was... ermmmmmmm  spitfires?


I thought it was me..lol I remember my powell perelta vividily :D
Title: To lighten some of the atmosphere in here(theomen will like)
Post by: Skyrider666 on September 13, 2002, 04:02:47 PM
So did we make it to the night sun or what?

:D

Here\'s some more for you,

Why do rotweilers lick there nuts?
To get the taste of children out there mouths.

Why do babies have soft spots in there heads?
So in a hospital fire they can be carried out 5 at a time.(on each hand)

What sexual position makes ugly babies?
Ask John Howards mom.
Title: To lighten some of the atmosphere in here(theomen will like)
Post by: on September 14, 2002, 10:30:53 AM
Quote
Originally posted by kopking
lol at spudz joke.....i may have to use that one soon.....



spudz do you like skating or something??? just your last pic and this one are both skate companies.. that ones independent.. the last one was... ermmmmmmm  spitfires?


Yeah, im a hardcore skater.... I just got that spitfire one, since I have spitfire wheels, I dont really like them.. I have Thunder trucks... But Independent is better IMO.
Title: To lighten some of the atmosphere in here(theomen will like)
Post by: luckee on September 14, 2002, 11:16:32 AM
I had some independents and I cracked the fronts. Got gullwings and were never happier. Spitfires were the wheels to have tho. Had some tiny white ones..course all of this was back in like 89-94.

Anyone remember a skater from that period..I ferget his full name, it was Dan "sumthin"..pretty popular in the scene. Sucks too b/c this guy was pretty cool..I met him at an exhibition in chicago, he gave me one of his boards and signed it.
Title: To lighten some of the atmosphere in here(theomen will like)
Post by: kopking on September 15, 2002, 08:40:16 AM
well i got a chocolate rodney mulder deck... ermmm tensor 5.0 trucks, toy machine bearings, and some habitat whells, i wanna get some harder  spitfires though.....


i kinda just starting, i was getting along fine, ( though teaching myself) then  i almost broke my ankle.. so i kinda stopped doing tricks... i must start again doing tricks soon though