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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Cerberus on September 15, 2002, 06:18:19 AM
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A friend passed this joke on to me, he read it the paper, so you may have heard it.
Sourced from Global Village supplement of The Times Newspaper -- 14/09/02
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The Manchester United Virus... This is where your PC thinks it\'s far superior to any other PC and develops a memory disorder, forgetting anything that happened before 1993.
The David Beckham Virus... Affects newer PCs, mainly. The computer looks great, all the lights are on, but nothing works.
The Roy Keane Virus... This one is a particularly nasty Irish Virus and will throw you out of Windows, before you can even open them.
The Alex Ferguson Virus... The computer develops a continuous whining noise and the on-screen clock runs a lot faster or slower (depending on how your day\'s been), than all the other computers in the building.
The Fabien Barthez Virus... Not particularly harmful - but you just can\'t save anything.
The Neville Brothers Virus... Just when you think things can\'t get any worse, this one pops up and causes a calamitous error.
The Ryan Giggs Virus... The computer develops a processor problem, whereby it thinks it\'s better than it actually is. It also experiences dramatic fluctuation in performance.
The Manchester United \'Shirt\' Virus... This one is especially hard to detect as it changes its format every three months.
:D :D :D
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:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
Good one Jaye!
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I wish I was english so I could get it.
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LOL
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lol
yeah there funny, i like the shirt one....