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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: ooseven on September 18, 2002, 11:15:58 AM
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Its a rather old Gag but i think we should have a names sake Virus warning thread were we name a Virus (named after someone Famous or even a Member of PSX2C) and what it effects
here are some for starters.
George W Bush Virus : Scans your Email Address book for "foreign" Firends, and then Alienates you from them by sending them rude emails. Also removes your Recycle Bin and replaces it with a Landfill site.
Samwise Virus : Scans your Hard Drive(s) for evidence of Hardcore porn, IF it doen\'t find any it will done load some. WARNING this Virus has been know to sexually harass your modem ;)
mm Virus :Worlds First X box Virus that seams to block the user from using X box live and then displaying on screen "$50 no way i am paying that" :p
KopKing Virus : A Technological Backward one, it will request that you to manually delete any critical word and system files for it, (the virus even asks you to insert any floppies you use for work) and then ask if its not too much trouble to pass it onto a friend.
Team Ninja Virus : It makes your computer think its better than it actually is.
Hideo Kojima Virus : Shows you Jaw dropping game footage, and then makes you wait for 2 years to play it.
Ford Kia Virus : Constantly Displays on screen in Big Pink Letters " I AM GAY ! ! 111" Also Downloads the entire Beaches the Film Sound track on mp3.
add your own
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mm virus- it\'s there, but noone can see it
Emperor Rob virus- downloads donkey porn onto your hard drive
Vapor Snake Virus- much like the Emperor Rob virus, but differs by downloading gay midget porn
Videoholic virus- delets all your files and replaces them with pictures of dancing tomatos and fat people
luckee virus- scans your address book for contacts and e-mails them with arguments about every possible topic.
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theomen Virus - replaces all your pictures with images of gay men raping eachother. If you try to delete the virus, it\'ll start downloading all the gay pics on the Internet.
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ooseven virus - the button you press are randomly a different letter or number, so first time you pres a it could be g, u press a again and get a complete different letter
mm virus - no matter what you do nothing comes up, as in the hard drive takes no notice of you
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:rpissed:
the kopking virus - runs like a little bitch from the wrath of the mm virus and hides in the recycle bin
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man its only a joke.....eeekkkkkk
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what? about ooseven\'s spelling?
no worries, its not him typing. its the alcohol
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ps2 girl virus- jabs you hand while typing, makes you sweel to enourmous sizes, so you cant press just one button cos of your fat hands.... also complete crap comes on the screen and pisses everyone off
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Fastson Virus : automaticly fills out X box order forms for a Mr IPFreely
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CHIZZY virus - sends you an e-mail promising a free copy of GTA vice city but sends you a dead cat instead!
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PS2girl virus-Worse than the cold
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kopking virus: floods your documents with thousands of word files that say things like, "lol".... "yah"...."haha"...
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vapour snkae virus- cant write anything more than 3 letters... plus a weird gel substance comes out of computer
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His post looks more than 3 letters ;)
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Luckee virus - overclocks your processor so it overheats and melts your motherboard. Too much boost!
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RACER virus- a virus that freezes your screen at any given time with a slide show of teenage boys wrestling naked in the shower...a very horrifying virus, indeed.
LUCKEE virus- a virus that fills your harddrive with automotive files. Everything your hd processes will somehow be related to cars. For example; if you want to download a porno off the internet you will recieve a video of a Skyline GT-R revving its engine instead...weird.
EMPEROR ROB virus- a virus that mysteriously adds seductive pics of donkeys as your wallpaper each day.
KOPKING virus- a virus that repeatedly tempts you with pictures of hot women with beer bellies to drink alcholic beverages. Also there will be a permanent scrolling message across your screen stating that Liverpool is the best football club in the world...
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