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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: ##RaCeR## on September 20, 2002, 03:35:40 AM
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A man in Australia cut off his pinkie during an argument with his wife and then chased the woman outside where: "He then proceeded to dismember his member," said a policeman, "It is the most bizarre thing I have seen in 16 years in the police force."
After cutting off his scrotum and penis the man also chopped off his left hand. The man was believed to have been drugged up on amphetamines when he attacked himself with a carving knife.
The man was lucky an ambulance crew saw the attack and stopped him from bleeding to death. Police recovered several of his body parts, the source does not say which ones, and packed them in ice. The man was flown to hospital for microsurgery.
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heh, I\'d pay money to see the guy when he wakes up.
That could possibly be the worst morning EVER
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Possibly? It WOULD be the worst... morning.... ever!
I might, just MIGHT, imagine cutting of your penis - I mean, if done right it could be done in one cut... but your SCROTUM? :crap:
Not that I would cut off anything anyway. :)
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don\'t u mean bite off.. dirty bytch..... sorry thinking out loud. ;)
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Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
The man was flown to hospital for microsurgery.
tee hee this amused me
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Originally posted by nO-One
tee hee this amused me
:laughing:
I didn\'t notice that until you pointed it out. Microsurgery. lol.
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That would be funny if the doctor sewed the parts back onto his body in different spots.
Imagine having scrotom for hands? That would be sweet.
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A penis finger would own.I\'d go around pointing that thing at everybody.Waggin it in peoples faces like an old grandma.And it would really come(haha) in handy when some asshole cuts you off in traffic.
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a sick bytch in aus once cut of some poor bastards little friend. they ended up sewing it back onto he\'s arm to get blood through it, till they could get him to hospital.. True story, she even tossed (not that kinda toss) he\'s penis onto a road.
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Originally posted by ben_high
A penis finger would own.I\'d go around pointing that thing at everybody.Waggin it in peoples faces like an old grandma.And it would really come(haha) in handy when some asshole cuts you off in traffic.
:laughing:
That cracked me up, lol.
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What a sicko!
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I once did a similar thing, but I cut off my hair, toe nails and finger nails, only a bit though, didn’t want to look like a freak.
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That would be funny if the doctor sewed the parts back onto his body in different spots.
Imagine having scrotom for hands? That would be sweet
:laughing: Pull my finger! :laughing:
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ummmm....what point was this guy trying to make, by cutting of his wang?
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You just shut up omen!
*Try\'s to rape omen again!*
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Originally posted by Videoholic
That would be funny if the doctor sewed the parts back onto his body in different spots.
Imagine having scrotom for hands? That would be sweet.
I work with some people who have an ass where their head should be.
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Originally posted by §ôµÏG®ïñD
a sick bytch in aus once cut of some poor bastards little friend. they ended up sewing it back onto he\'s arm to get blood through it, till they could get him to hospital.. True story, she even tossed (not that kinda toss) he\'s penis onto a road.
Yeah, she caught her husband having sex with her best friend, so the next time they were having oral sex she bit it off with her mouth, and spat it out oout of the window and it landed on the road. Luckily, it wasnt run over.
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Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
Luckily, it wasnt run over.
Yeah, because THAT would just suck. ;)
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or, lucky a dog wasn\'t walking past or my sister.. cause it would have gotten eaten.
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that could be rather painful if he did it without being drugged up!!!=]
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Originally posted by §ôµÏG®ïñD
or, lucky a dog wasn\'t walking past or my sister.. cause it would have gotten eaten.
U obviously dont have one(sister I mean).OR DO U?
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i have a sister.. she\'s a total dog.
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WHAT THE....?
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man that is so bad, im sure ive read similar stry before..
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Sucks to be that guy. No more pleasure for him ;) I\'d shoot myself if my shlong and scrotum was whacked off.
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he cut off his wang....is this a type of Darwinism?