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Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: CHIZZY on September 20, 2002, 12:58:12 PM
This game may have been played here, I\'m not sure. I heard it on howard stern\'s radio show....

Here\'s how it works: Someone names three chicks ( or dudes, if our resident hotties wantsta play...) and the next person has to pick one to marry, one to just shag, and one to kill... it works with hot chicks and dogs...

OK here goes:


julia roberts

jennifer love hewitt

jenna jameson
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: Titan on September 20, 2002, 01:01:23 PM
Jenna Jamison-Marry (can screw her anytime ;) )
Julia Robers-kill
Jennifer Love Hewit-shag
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: Kurt Angle on September 20, 2002, 01:03:32 PM
Madonna

Pink

Joan Collins
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: SwifDi on September 20, 2002, 01:20:37 PM
Julia Roberts - (Marry)
Jennifer Love Hewitt - (Feck)
Jenna Jameson - Kill (Dirty ho\'!)
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Madonna - (Feck)
Pink - (Marry)
Joan Colling - (Don\'t know her, so she dies)
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: Majin Prince on September 20, 2002, 01:35:26 PM
Julia Roberts---Kill :evil:
Jennifer love----marry
Jenna Jameson---F*CK (oh yes, that\'ll be nice):thepimp:


Jessica Alba
Anna Kournikova
Shakira

:D
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: shockwaves on September 20, 2002, 01:38:04 PM
Alba-marry
kounikova-fuck
shakira-kill

man if I didn\'t get a good bunch :)

Chizzy, Vapor Snake, Majin Prince
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: Bozco on September 20, 2002, 01:38:12 PM
Marry- Shakira
Bone- Jessica Alba
Kill- Anna Kornikova
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: Soul Reaver on September 20, 2002, 01:42:24 PM
Shakira is weird. She does the robot!


THE ROBOT!!!!!!!!! :eek:
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: on September 20, 2002, 02:01:30 PM
Marry - Vapor Snake (train him while he\'s young)
Shag - Chizzy
Kill - Majin Prince (sorry, guy...don\'t really know ya)

Rosie O\'Donnell
Hillary Clinton
Janet Reno
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: Soul Reaver on September 20, 2002, 02:06:35 PM
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Sara, that\'s just plain wrong.

Rosie O\'Donell - Marry (No sex or kissing)
Hillary Clinton - Phone sex at most.
Janet Reno - Kill
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: Bozco on September 20, 2002, 02:09:28 PM
When a man picks Rosie O\'Donell for marry you know its a sad day.
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: Soul Reaver on September 20, 2002, 02:15:22 PM
Somebody had to do it.
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: CHIZZY on September 20, 2002, 02:35:01 PM
yay! I got shagged!

How was I, baby? :D
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: KillaX on September 20, 2002, 02:53:23 PM
ok hows about these:


Gwen Stephani (I know...she is married but if she wasnt)
Anna Nicole
trish Stratus from the WWE


:hat:ScottyJ:hat:
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: theomen on September 20, 2002, 03:55:27 PM
Gwen-Marry (oh lordie...)
Trissh-shag
Anna- Kill  (i would be a hero!)

TheOmen
Samwise
#Racer#
Hey someone was gonna do it, I\'m just beating you all to the punch
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: KillaX on September 20, 2002, 04:08:03 PM
my personal responses to those would be:

Gwen: Marry
Trish: Shag till we cant shag no more!
Anna Nicole:  Shag then Kill.....(she would need a bag over her head and gagged)

:hat:ScottyJ:hat:
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: Black Samurai on September 20, 2002, 05:21:49 PM
^^^Screw that gay stuff. Time for some reruns.

Quote
julia roberts - Kill (Never liked her anyway)
jennifer love hewitt - Marry
jenna jameson - F*ck

Madonna - F*ck
Pink - Marry
Joan Collins - Kill (I think I know who this is)

Jessica Alba - Marry
Anna Kournikova - Kill (Not even in the same league as the other two)
Shakira - F*ck

Gwen Stephani - F*ck
Anna Nicole - Kill (All fatties must f*cking hang -Animal Mother)
Trish Stratus - Marry


Alicia Keys
Janet Jackson
Beyonce
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: SwifDi on September 20, 2002, 06:15:48 PM
Feck - Beyonce
Marry - Alicia Keys
Kill - Janet Jackson
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: Kimahri on September 20, 2002, 06:31:21 PM
Oprah
Miss Cleo
Your mom


......Deal with that
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: -____- on September 20, 2002, 07:32:49 PM
Quote
Originally posted by theomen
Gwen-Marry (oh lordie...)
Trissh-shag
Anna- Kill  (i would be a hero!)

TheOmen
Samwise
#Racer#
Hey someone was gonna do it, I\'m just beating you all to the punch


theomen-marry
samwise-feck
racer-kill

i have done my duty
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: M4 on September 20, 2002, 09:55:34 PM
Quote
^^^Screw that gay stuff. Time for some reruns.



Quote

julia roberts - Kill (Never liked her anyway)
jennifer love hewitt - Marry
jenna jameson - F*ck

Madonna - F*ck
Pink - Marry
Joan Collins - Kill (I think I know who this is)

Jessica Alba - Marry
Anna Kournikova - Kill (Not even in the same league as the other two)
Shakira - F*ck

Gwen Stephani - F*ck
Anna Nicole - Kill (All fatties must f*cking hang -Animal Mother)
Trish Stratus - Marry


You\'re marrying four different women?
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: Black Samurai on September 21, 2002, 02:41:59 AM
^^^I\'m a mormon.
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: Samwise on September 21, 2002, 02:53:53 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Gohan
^^^I\'m a mormon.
Yes, you\'re a moron, but c\'mon...

;)

Was it as good for you -____- as it was for me?
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: kopking on September 21, 2002, 04:13:18 AM
or are you a arab. its normal to them to have more than one wife.. man they are switched on
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: PS2_-'_'-_PS2 on September 21, 2002, 05:45:39 AM
Jenifier Aniston
Britney Spears
The lamppost man who lives far away...
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: Samwise on September 21, 2002, 06:29:06 AM
Marry Jennifer Aniston
F*ck Britney Spears
Kill the weirdo (no, not Kopking)
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: Kurt Angle on September 21, 2002, 06:50:05 AM
Courtney Love

Drew Barrymore

Rikki Lake
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: -____- on September 21, 2002, 08:04:29 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Samwise
Yes, you\'re a moron, but c\'mon...

;)

Was it as good for you -____- as it was for me?


I enjoyed every second.
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: Bozco on September 21, 2002, 12:26:14 PM
Marry- Drew Barrymore
F*ck- Courtney Love
Kill- Rikki Lake
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: theomen on September 21, 2002, 11:54:06 PM
Avril Lavigne (i butchered the name)
Pink
Christina Aguilera
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: Kurt Angle on September 22, 2002, 02:54:33 AM
Avril Lavigne = Kill (Never heard of her!)
Pink = Feck
Christina Aguilera = marry
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on September 22, 2002, 03:44:38 AM
batman
superman
wonder woman
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: Samwise on September 22, 2002, 04:02:25 AM
F*ck Superman
Marry Batman
Kill Wonder Woman
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: Kurt Angle on September 22, 2002, 04:05:13 AM
Kim Basinger

Sharon Stone

Shannon Doherty
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: PS2_-'_'-_PS2 on September 24, 2002, 12:16:02 PM
Kill - Kim
F*uck - Sharon
Marry - Shannon
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: Kurt Angle on September 24, 2002, 12:22:21 PM
Stephanie Mcmahon

Christina Applegate

Barbara Bush
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: SwifDi on September 24, 2002, 01:06:14 PM
Marry - Christina Applegate
Feck - Stephanie McMahon
Kill - Barbara Bush
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: CHIZZY on September 24, 2002, 01:57:57 PM
Christopher Reeve

marlon brando

Big Bird
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: videoholic on September 25, 2002, 07:06:24 PM
what?  No one wants to take this one?

Marry Big Bird of Course

Fizuck Christopher Reeve

Kill Marlon Brando



Janet Reno
Chelsey Clinton
Fidel Castro
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: Kurt Angle on September 26, 2002, 12:10:59 PM
Janet Reno  = f*ck
Chelsey Clinton = marry
Fidel Castro = kill
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: Heat on September 26, 2002, 12:56:55 PM
Kirsten Dunst
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Holly Vallance

Hard one, I\'d like to have multiple **** sessions with them all...
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: Kurt Angle on September 26, 2002, 01:06:56 PM
Kirsten Dunst =kill
Sarah Michelle Gellar = f*ck
Holly Vallance = marry
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: Heat on September 26, 2002, 01:12:55 PM
Id have, Kirsten dead, holly ****ed and SMG maried, then I could shag her every day, Id let her beat me up, oh baby!
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: Kurt Angle on September 26, 2002, 01:52:21 PM
Kelly Osbourne

Shania Twain

Faith Hill
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: CHIZZY on September 26, 2002, 02:12:30 PM
kill kelly

shag shania

marry faith.


dracula

frankenstein

the wolf man
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: theomen on September 26, 2002, 02:17:45 PM
a holloween theme, I dig!

Mary Frankenstein (he seems to be a lover)

F*ck Dracula (I\'m willing to bet he could give a wicked blow job...him doing all that sucking and all...)

Kill Wolfman (don\'t know why...too hairy?  Reminds me of a dirty Itallian ;) )

Corpse of Maylin Monroe
Corpse of Princess Dianna
Corpse of Cleopatra
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: SwifDi on September 26, 2002, 02:46:22 PM
Quote
Originally posted by theomen


Corpse of Maylin Monroe
Corpse of Princess Dianna
Corpse of Cleopatra


Kill Cleopatra (Again?)
F*ck Monroe
Marry Diana
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: Kurt Angle on September 27, 2002, 08:38:37 AM
Roseanne Arnold

Elizabeth Taylor

Anna Nicole- Smith
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: SwifDi on September 27, 2002, 01:28:54 PM
Marry - Anna Nicole Smith
Feck - Elizabeth Taylor
Kill - Roseanne Arnold
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: theomen on September 27, 2002, 02:47:28 PM
George Bush
Tony Blair
Vladamir Putin
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: SwifDi on September 27, 2002, 04:07:56 PM
Can we f*ck three times?
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: Kurt Angle on September 28, 2002, 12:48:56 AM
Who?
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: Samwise on September 28, 2002, 01:20:29 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Kurt Angle
Who?
Since it\'s Vapor Snake I\'d think he\'s referring to these guys:

George Bush
Tony Blair
Vladamir Putin
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: Kurt Angle on September 28, 2002, 01:46:34 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Samwise
Since it\'s Vapor Snake I\'d think he\'s referring to these guys:

George Bush
Tony Blair
Vladamir Putin


:laughing:

In which order?
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: Titan on September 28, 2002, 11:46:24 AM
Jamie Lee Curtis
Jennifer Lopez
Shakira
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: Kurt Angle on September 28, 2002, 12:45:01 PM
Jamie Lee Curtis = kill
Jennifer Lopez = Marry! (then f*uck repeatedly!)
Shakira = f*ck
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: Samwise on September 28, 2002, 01:02:08 PM
A bear
A dog
A chicken

(just thought I\'d spice up this old game...)
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: SwifDi on September 28, 2002, 06:11:20 PM
Is it a polar bear or grizzly bear?
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: Samwise on September 29, 2002, 12:09:48 AM
It\'s a polar bear.
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: SwifDi on September 29, 2002, 07:37:19 AM
Marry - Dog
Feck - Polar Bear
Choke - Chicken
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: Bobs_Hardware on September 29, 2002, 07:55:31 AM
HOLY SMOKES I SEE DOUBLE THE WIRES AND HALF THE ABALONE DIVERS SWIMMING FREE OF THEIR CONSTRAINTS AND FASTENING THEIR BELTS TO THE WHALES CONTENT WITH THEIR \'ENORMOUS PENIS\' AND THEIR \'HUMMINGBIRD SMILES\' THEY MAKE ME SICK I\'M SUCK OF THIS SICK SUCK SHIT SHUT THE **** UP YOU OVERTLY SHAPED TESTICULAR CANCER (LIKE A KEYBOARD LOL!!!!!!!!) THEN THEY START SWIMMING AND STOP LAUGHING IN MY GENERAL DIRECTION IT\'S BEGGINING TO MAKE MY MOTHERS\' JEWISH CATHOLIC GROUP SWELL AT THE KNEES FROM ALL THE FOOTBALL THEY ARE ENCOUNTERING (THE THIRD KIND!?!?! LOLOLOL!) SO I SAY "**** THIS WITH A PAIR OF TONGS (THONGS!?!?! LOLOLOL) AND I OPEN UP THE OLD WOUNDS THAT WERE ONCE CLEAN OF YOUR CHRISTIAN ZANZABAR INSANITY PEPPERS WITH ACORN SALT AND ROUND OBLONG-ESQE GINGER SNAPS (LIKE A FAT GUY IN A BIKINI HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) YAH YAH YAH HE SMELLS FRUITY LIKE A ****ING NIMBLE CAT (LIKE JACK WITH LEGS AND A CAN OF BACON (COOKING ON THE GRILL (JAY LENO\'S SCROTUM -- IT LOOKS LIKE A RACCOON))))))))))))))))))))))))00000000000000000 HELLO???? YES I SEE YOU THERE WAVING AT ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

John Denver
Enrique Eglasias
Haley Joel Osment
Title: Marry, f*ck, or kill...
Post by: Titan on September 29, 2002, 11:56:01 AM
John Denver-Kill
Enrique Eglasias-kill
Haley Joel Osment-kill