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Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: Darth Joyda on September 25, 2002, 01:24:56 AM
Since I am an old, experienced and wise fellow, I thought to start a thread which will aid your hunger for information.

I set no boundaries - you can ask anything, and I will answer.

Let the session begin...
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: mm on September 25, 2002, 02:26:55 AM
what does it mean when yer genetalia feels like its on fire?
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: Darth Joyda on September 25, 2002, 02:43:03 AM
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Originally posted by mm
what does it mean when yer genetalia feels like its on fire?


Uh-oh. It probably means that while you slept under the influence of alcohol, your friends decided to play with your genetalia.

Seek the help of a doctor, MonstrousMammal. You don\'t want to lose your bag-pipe.
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: Tyrant on September 25, 2002, 04:23:20 AM
1) does mm\'s name really stand for MonstrousMammal?
2) can energy really not be created nor destroyed?
3) why does my disturbed\'s-prayer mp3 stop at 3:39 when the track lenght is stated 4:40?

these r just some question\'s, i might think of some more and post\'em later:D.
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: kopking on September 25, 2002, 12:58:39 PM
what does mm stand for, the member and the product

is there a god??

what number am i thinking of??

why do everyone call you when you are in the shower??
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: Kurt Angle on September 25, 2002, 01:46:48 PM
Whats for dinner?
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: Unicron! on September 25, 2002, 02:42:54 PM
Who am I?
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: SwifDi on September 25, 2002, 04:34:02 PM
Penis?
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: CHIZZY on September 25, 2002, 06:43:37 PM
What should we do about a forum member who disappears for months on end, then reappears acting like he\'s king shit?
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: Heat on September 25, 2002, 06:51:15 PM
How many girls can I shag in one day without my knob falling off?
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: Halberto on September 25, 2002, 06:52:07 PM
Why do men have nipples
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: theomen on September 25, 2002, 08:49:42 PM
Why am I so sexy?

Why is my dong so big?

Why does Vapor keep on asking "Penis?"?
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: Darth Joyda on September 25, 2002, 11:24:23 PM
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Originally posted by Tyrant
1) does mm\'s name really stand for MonstrousMammal?
2) can energy really not be created nor destroyed?
3) why does my disturbed\'s-prayer mp3 stop at 3:39 when the track lenght is stated 4:40?


1) It could be. But try asking either mm hmmself, his pet chimp Clyde or God. I don\'t have the right answer, unfortunately ;)

2) Energy had to be created in the beginning of our Universe. It was the single movement of the first atom that started the flow of Energy - something which can not be stopped nor re-produced. I take Energy as an entity, a dimension which provides life to all living creatures. I could get more in-depth, but let us not slap the other viewers with long sticks of Boredom.

3) The file is either corrupted or incomplete.
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: Darth Joyda on September 25, 2002, 11:34:41 PM
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Originally posted by kopking
what does mm stand for, the member and the product

is there a god??

what number am i thinking of??

why do everyone call you when you are in the shower??


1) Seems to be a famous question ;) I can only assume. There are millions of possibilities. Money Maker? Mighty Mouse? Monstrous Mammal? Mini Me? Who knows, except the man hmmself?

2) Look deep into the moon-lit night-sky. Sit or lay down and think. Relax. Listen to the nothingness. Is there a greater force behind all the beauty, or is it just a strange coinsidence? What is life? What is death? My grandfather could answer, but he\'s never coming back.

3) Something in and between the eternal line of numbers.

4) Bad luck or a an unconcious telepathic contact. One possibility is that you think about them while you are in the shower and they suddenly remember your existence, giving you a call. Have you ever known who\'s calling before picking up the phone? That\'s unconcious telepathy.
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: Darth Joyda on September 25, 2002, 11:43:01 PM
Whats for dinner?

Food in some form.



Who am I?

Good question, Unicorn ;) You ought to know better than I, however. If that isn\'t the case, I recommend a good shrink.



Penis?

Gay?



What should we do about a forum member who disappears for months on end, then reappears acting like he\'s king shit?

Treat him as a long-lost, appreciated member ;)



How many girls can I shag in one day without my knob falling off?

This, of course, depends on the intensity of a single shag. But assuming that your knob is hard and well-made, it should last as long as your stamina does. And your fantasies. ;)



Why do men have nipples

An error God made. Face it, they\'re no use to us.
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: Darth Joyda on September 25, 2002, 11:45:28 PM
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Originally posted by theomen
Why am I so sexy?

Why is my dong so big?

Why does Vapor keep on asking "Penis?"?


1) You\'re lucky unlike the nerd next door.

2) You\'re lucky unlike the nerd next door.

3) He\'s a she. If he\'s a he, however, he has a very sick and twisted mind ;)
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: Jumpman on September 26, 2002, 12:17:06 AM
mm=mad mikey/micheal/mike    One of those three, most likely mikey.

Don\'t ask how I know.
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: Unicron! on September 26, 2002, 04:57:19 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Darth Joyda
Good question, Unicorn ;) You ought to know better than I, however. If that isn\'t the case, I recommend a good shrink.



I dont need a shrink.But since u know everything u can be my shrink and tell me who I am:).

Btw:Its Unicron!:)
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: Seraphim Pride on September 26, 2002, 05:22:34 AM
Quote
Originally posted by kopking
what does mm stand for, the member and the product


Marshall Mathers of course;)
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: mm on September 26, 2002, 05:30:55 AM
bah, yer all wrong

my name is meaningless

even clyde would agree
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: Clyde on September 26, 2002, 05:32:26 AM
indeed

why do nanners taste so good?

thats my enigma for joyda
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: Darth Joyda on September 26, 2002, 06:57:03 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Unicron!


I dont need a shrink.But since u know everything u can be my shrink and tell me who I am:).

Btw:Its Unicron!:)


I ought to pay more attention or get glasses ;) Apologies. Typo-devil whispered that ill word.

I shall be your shrink. But as a shrink, I will have to ask personal questions, allright? What is your favourite colour?



Why do nanners taste so good?

Clyde, the king of nanners... Is there a more experienced nanner-taster than you? Perhaps the combination ( of freshness, sugar and yellow colour ) pleases the tongue of both chimps and human beings alike...
Title: Re: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: on September 26, 2002, 08:22:39 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Darth Joyda
Since I am an old, experienced and wise fellow,


HA HA!  From a guy who was born in 1986.  You probably only remember Wham! from an episode of pop-up video.  :laughing:
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: CHIZZY on September 26, 2002, 08:45:34 AM
1986?!?!!

I had pubes in 1986...
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: Bozco on September 26, 2002, 08:46:57 AM
Yet you still post with the mentality of a 5-year-old.
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: mm on September 26, 2002, 08:51:44 AM
i was in middle school in \'86
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: Unicron! on September 26, 2002, 09:13:07 AM
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Originally posted by Darth Joyda


I ought to pay more attention or get glasses ;) Apologies. Typo-devil whispered that ill word.

I shall be your shrink. But as a shrink, I will have to ask personal questions, allright? What is your favourite colour?



Hmmm....lets see....I like....BLACK.
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: theomen on September 26, 2002, 11:45:47 AM
i was looking up girls skirts in \'86.  Times have really changed...wait, no they haven\'t!

/me looks up Sammy\'s skirt
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: -____- on September 26, 2002, 01:18:28 PM
Tell me your favorite colors in order Unicron, and i will tell you who you are.  Chose from these in your favorite order: Blue, Orange, Grey, Purple, Green, Red, Yellow, and black.
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: CHIZZY on September 26, 2002, 02:15:46 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Bozco
Yet you still post with the mentality of a 5-year-old.


watch it, funboy. I\'ll spill your juice and smash your graham crackers...
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: kopking on September 26, 2002, 02:24:46 PM
actually it was the number 4
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: Unicron! on September 26, 2002, 02:57:37 PM
Quote
Originally posted by -____-
Tell me your favorite colors in order Unicron, and i will tell you who you are.  Chose from these in your favorite order: Blue, Orange, Grey, Purple, Green, Red, Yellow, and black.


Black,Grey,blue,purple,green,red,yellow,orange.
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: Starr on September 26, 2002, 03:41:19 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Bozco
Yet you still post with the mentality of a 5-year-old.


:laughing: :laughing: :bounce:  That was great
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: Darth Joyda on September 27, 2002, 12:15:30 AM
This is internet, and what you are witnessing is my online personality ;) I am Yoda ( or, at the moment, representing Auron ) for the sake of all that is old and mighty! Of course I am wise and old :)
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: Unicron! on September 27, 2002, 04:47:14 AM
I am still waiting u to tell me who I am
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: -____- on September 27, 2002, 09:04:19 AM
Everyone feels despondent at times and you are no exception. You are feeling so depressed because it seems that everything that could go wrong has gone wrong and you don\'t quite know which way to turn. So like the proverbial ostrich you are trying to bury your head in the sand. But that won\'t work - you have to face reality.

You are a very warm and emotional individual but unfortunately in the past too many people have taken advantage of this sensitive trait. You need aesthetic surroundings, or an equally sensitive and understanding partner with whom to share a warm understanding.

You are not an argumentative sort of person and \'rather than fight - you\'d switch\' (an old cigarette ad cliche). But when you try to assert yourself - as sometimes you may try to do - you meet with so much resistance and effrontery that manifests itself so obviously that you become hurt, indignant and resentful. So in order to have peace and quiet you tend to become inhibited. You keep it all to yourself but deep down, you \'feel\' and \'hurt\' a lot.

You are pretending that the situation around you doesn\'t matter, but the effort of trying to conceal your emotions and anxieties is resulting in untold stress. The existing situation is disagreeable. You feel unwanted and lonely and you would really like to associate with someone whose ideals are as high as your own. You want to be above the standard of mediocrity and this need to be needed and that need to need has almost become an obsession. You are trying to magnify the need into a compelling urge. You would really like to tell the world how great you are but no, you are holding back because you feel that your peers may treat you with contempt. This is a great pity because you have in fact a unique quality of character, but the continual restraint that you impose on yourself makes you suppress this need for others and you pretend you don\'t really care. You treat those who criticise you with contempt. However, to be honest, beneath this assumption of indifference you really long for the approval and esteem of others.

The need for admiration and to be regarded as \'someone special\' is perhaps one of the foremost aims in your life at this time. You would like to perhaps do something outrageous or anything that will give you the chance to be recognized as someone special. This desire has now almost become an obsession and in your own way you are trying to fulfill this \'complex\' by ensuring you are the center of attention, both at work or play, or in the home. Stop trying so hard and you will find that people will like you for who you are - not for who you are pretending to be.

There is that inherent fear that you may be prevented from attaining the better things in life - those things that you consider essential to your well-being. So you are prepared to try everything to prove to yourself that whatever you do or try will go wrong. This destructive attitude could come under the heading of \'a self fulfilling prophecy\'. This belittling yourself is your method of disguising how hopeless and what a waste of time you feel that everything is. So now turn it about. As you \'think\', so you are... So \'imagine\' yourself successful. \'Pretend\', \'act it out\' and you may be pleasantly surprised at the outcome.


sorry for the late reply, i was at my friends house all night.
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: Unicron! on September 27, 2002, 09:31:51 AM
Very close.Although a bit there and a bit here isnt exactly true.But very very close.How do u tell by just telling the colors?Is there a site or book or something?
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: Hawke on September 27, 2002, 10:29:49 AM
WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF MEANING????

:(

I\'m stumped...
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: Kurt Angle on September 27, 2002, 10:39:03 AM
Why is the earth round?
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: -____- on September 27, 2002, 11:19:39 AM
yup! I used this site: http://www.colorgenics.com  It is fairly accurate.
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: Unicron! on September 27, 2002, 10:34:40 PM
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Originally posted by Kurt Angle
Why is the earth round?


Something to do with the "roundish" universe?
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: SER on September 27, 2002, 11:25:47 PM
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Originally posted by Darth Joyda

Why do men have nipples

An error God made. Face it, they\'re no use to us. [/B]


I like the feeling of them being umm.. licked? :eek: :laughing:
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: Darth Joyda on September 28, 2002, 04:31:49 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Hawke
WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF MEANING????

:(

I\'m stumped...


Don\'t be. The purpose of meaning is the consequence of the situation it has attached itself into.

Pretty simple, if you think about it ;)
Title: *Darth\'s Advice Thread*
Post by: Darth Joyda on September 28, 2002, 04:34:48 AM
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Originally posted by Kurt Angle
Why is the earth round?


While it is round, it is not perfect. This specific shape is very logical - and that logic flows from the factor called gravity.

If we would have a square planet, the magnetic field accompanied with the atmosphere and gravity would not be equal. It is quite hard to explain, and as I am no off-spring of Einstein, I can not put everything I have within my mind into readable form.