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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Darth Joyda on September 25, 2002, 01:24:56 AM
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Since I am an old, experienced and wise fellow, I thought to start a thread which will aid your hunger for information.
I set no boundaries - you can ask anything, and I will answer.
Let the session begin...
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what does it mean when yer genetalia feels like its on fire?
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Originally posted by mm
what does it mean when yer genetalia feels like its on fire?
Uh-oh. It probably means that while you slept under the influence of alcohol, your friends decided to play with your genetalia.
Seek the help of a doctor, MonstrousMammal. You don\'t want to lose your bag-pipe.
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1) does mm\'s name really stand for MonstrousMammal?
2) can energy really not be created nor destroyed?
3) why does my disturbed\'s-prayer mp3 stop at 3:39 when the track lenght is stated 4:40?
these r just some question\'s, i might think of some more and post\'em later:D.
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what does mm stand for, the member and the product
is there a god??
what number am i thinking of??
why do everyone call you when you are in the shower??
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Whats for dinner?
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Who am I?
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Penis?
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What should we do about a forum member who disappears for months on end, then reappears acting like he\'s king shit?
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How many girls can I shag in one day without my knob falling off?
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Why do men have nipples
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Why am I so sexy?
Why is my dong so big?
Why does Vapor keep on asking "Penis?"?
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Originally posted by Tyrant
1) does mm\'s name really stand for MonstrousMammal?
2) can energy really not be created nor destroyed?
3) why does my disturbed\'s-prayer mp3 stop at 3:39 when the track lenght is stated 4:40?
1) It could be. But try asking either mm hmmself, his pet chimp Clyde or God. I don\'t have the right answer, unfortunately ;)
2) Energy had to be created in the beginning of our Universe. It was the single movement of the first atom that started the flow of Energy - something which can not be stopped nor re-produced. I take Energy as an entity, a dimension which provides life to all living creatures. I could get more in-depth, but let us not slap the other viewers with long sticks of Boredom.
3) The file is either corrupted or incomplete.
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Originally posted by kopking
what does mm stand for, the member and the product
is there a god??
what number am i thinking of??
why do everyone call you when you are in the shower??
1) Seems to be a famous question ;) I can only assume. There are millions of possibilities. Money Maker? Mighty Mouse? Monstrous Mammal? Mini Me? Who knows, except the man hmmself?
2) Look deep into the moon-lit night-sky. Sit or lay down and think. Relax. Listen to the nothingness. Is there a greater force behind all the beauty, or is it just a strange coinsidence? What is life? What is death? My grandfather could answer, but he\'s never coming back.
3) Something in and between the eternal line of numbers.
4) Bad luck or a an unconcious telepathic contact. One possibility is that you think about them while you are in the shower and they suddenly remember your existence, giving you a call. Have you ever known who\'s calling before picking up the phone? That\'s unconcious telepathy.
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Whats for dinner?
Food in some form.
Who am I?
Good question, Unicorn ;) You ought to know better than I, however. If that isn\'t the case, I recommend a good shrink.
Penis?
Gay?
What should we do about a forum member who disappears for months on end, then reappears acting like he\'s king shit?
Treat him as a long-lost, appreciated member ;)
How many girls can I shag in one day without my knob falling off?
This, of course, depends on the intensity of a single shag. But assuming that your knob is hard and well-made, it should last as long as your stamina does. And your fantasies. ;)
Why do men have nipples
An error God made. Face it, they\'re no use to us.
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Originally posted by theomen
Why am I so sexy?
Why is my dong so big?
Why does Vapor keep on asking "Penis?"?
1) You\'re lucky unlike the nerd next door.
2) You\'re lucky unlike the nerd next door.
3) He\'s a she. If he\'s a he, however, he has a very sick and twisted mind ;)
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mm=mad mikey/micheal/mike One of those three, most likely mikey.
Don\'t ask how I know.
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Originally posted by Darth Joyda
Good question, Unicorn ;) You ought to know better than I, however. If that isn\'t the case, I recommend a good shrink.
I dont need a shrink.But since u know everything u can be my shrink and tell me who I am:).
Btw:Its Unicron!:)
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Originally posted by kopking
what does mm stand for, the member and the product
Marshall Mathers of course;)
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bah, yer all wrong
my name is meaningless
even clyde would agree
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indeed
why do nanners taste so good?
thats my enigma for joyda
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Originally posted by Unicron!
I dont need a shrink.But since u know everything u can be my shrink and tell me who I am:).
Btw:Its Unicron!:)
I ought to pay more attention or get glasses ;) Apologies. Typo-devil whispered that ill word.
I shall be your shrink. But as a shrink, I will have to ask personal questions, allright? What is your favourite colour?
Why do nanners taste so good?
Clyde, the king of nanners... Is there a more experienced nanner-taster than you? Perhaps the combination ( of freshness, sugar and yellow colour ) pleases the tongue of both chimps and human beings alike...
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Originally posted by Darth Joyda
Since I am an old, experienced and wise fellow,
HA HA! From a guy who was born in 1986. You probably only remember Wham! from an episode of pop-up video. :laughing:
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1986?!?!!
I had pubes in 1986...
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Yet you still post with the mentality of a 5-year-old.
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i was in middle school in \'86
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Originally posted by Darth Joyda
I ought to pay more attention or get glasses ;) Apologies. Typo-devil whispered that ill word.
I shall be your shrink. But as a shrink, I will have to ask personal questions, allright? What is your favourite colour?
Hmmm....lets see....I like....BLACK.
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i was looking up girls skirts in \'86. Times have really changed...wait, no they haven\'t!
/me looks up Sammy\'s skirt
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Tell me your favorite colors in order Unicron, and i will tell you who you are. Chose from these in your favorite order: Blue, Orange, Grey, Purple, Green, Red, Yellow, and black.
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Originally posted by Bozco
Yet you still post with the mentality of a 5-year-old.
watch it, funboy. I\'ll spill your juice and smash your graham crackers...
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actually it was the number 4
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Originally posted by -____-
Tell me your favorite colors in order Unicron, and i will tell you who you are. Chose from these in your favorite order: Blue, Orange, Grey, Purple, Green, Red, Yellow, and black.
Black,Grey,blue,purple,green,red,yellow,orange.
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Originally posted by Bozco
Yet you still post with the mentality of a 5-year-old.
:laughing: :laughing: :bounce: That was great
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This is internet, and what you are witnessing is my online personality ;) I am Yoda ( or, at the moment, representing Auron ) for the sake of all that is old and mighty! Of course I am wise and old :)
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I am still waiting u to tell me who I am
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Everyone feels despondent at times and you are no exception. You are feeling so depressed because it seems that everything that could go wrong has gone wrong and you don\'t quite know which way to turn. So like the proverbial ostrich you are trying to bury your head in the sand. But that won\'t work - you have to face reality.
You are a very warm and emotional individual but unfortunately in the past too many people have taken advantage of this sensitive trait. You need aesthetic surroundings, or an equally sensitive and understanding partner with whom to share a warm understanding.
You are not an argumentative sort of person and \'rather than fight - you\'d switch\' (an old cigarette ad cliche). But when you try to assert yourself - as sometimes you may try to do - you meet with so much resistance and effrontery that manifests itself so obviously that you become hurt, indignant and resentful. So in order to have peace and quiet you tend to become inhibited. You keep it all to yourself but deep down, you \'feel\' and \'hurt\' a lot.
You are pretending that the situation around you doesn\'t matter, but the effort of trying to conceal your emotions and anxieties is resulting in untold stress. The existing situation is disagreeable. You feel unwanted and lonely and you would really like to associate with someone whose ideals are as high as your own. You want to be above the standard of mediocrity and this need to be needed and that need to need has almost become an obsession. You are trying to magnify the need into a compelling urge. You would really like to tell the world how great you are but no, you are holding back because you feel that your peers may treat you with contempt. This is a great pity because you have in fact a unique quality of character, but the continual restraint that you impose on yourself makes you suppress this need for others and you pretend you don\'t really care. You treat those who criticise you with contempt. However, to be honest, beneath this assumption of indifference you really long for the approval and esteem of others.
The need for admiration and to be regarded as \'someone special\' is perhaps one of the foremost aims in your life at this time. You would like to perhaps do something outrageous or anything that will give you the chance to be recognized as someone special. This desire has now almost become an obsession and in your own way you are trying to fulfill this \'complex\' by ensuring you are the center of attention, both at work or play, or in the home. Stop trying so hard and you will find that people will like you for who you are - not for who you are pretending to be.
There is that inherent fear that you may be prevented from attaining the better things in life - those things that you consider essential to your well-being. So you are prepared to try everything to prove to yourself that whatever you do or try will go wrong. This destructive attitude could come under the heading of \'a self fulfilling prophecy\'. This belittling yourself is your method of disguising how hopeless and what a waste of time you feel that everything is. So now turn it about. As you \'think\', so you are... So \'imagine\' yourself successful. \'Pretend\', \'act it out\' and you may be pleasantly surprised at the outcome.
sorry for the late reply, i was at my friends house all night.
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Very close.Although a bit there and a bit here isnt exactly true.But very very close.How do u tell by just telling the colors?Is there a site or book or something?
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WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF MEANING????
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I\'m stumped...
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Why is the earth round?
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yup! I used this site: http://www.colorgenics.com It is fairly accurate.
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Originally posted by Kurt Angle
Why is the earth round?
Something to do with the "roundish" universe?
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Originally posted by Darth Joyda
Why do men have nipples
An error God made. Face it, they\'re no use to us. [/B]
I like the feeling of them being umm.. licked? :eek: :laughing:
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Originally posted by Hawke
WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF MEANING????
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I\'m stumped...
Don\'t be. The purpose of meaning is the consequence of the situation it has attached itself into.
Pretty simple, if you think about it ;)
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Originally posted by Kurt Angle
Why is the earth round?
While it is round, it is not perfect. This specific shape is very logical - and that logic flows from the factor called gravity.
If we would have a square planet, the magnetic field accompanied with the atmosphere and gravity would not be equal. It is quite hard to explain, and as I am no off-spring of Einstein, I can not put everything I have within my mind into readable form.