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Title: Dayum Girl!
Post by: GmanJoe on September 25, 2002, 10:05:28 AM
BWAHAHAHA!

:laughing:
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Post by: ben_high on September 25, 2002, 10:12:50 AM
Is Serena stacked or what.
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Post by: Bobs_Hardware on September 25, 2002, 10:14:06 AM
Is the first guy screaming because the rest of his arm was torn off in Serena\'s ass?
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Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on September 25, 2002, 10:14:57 AM
She could crush walnuts will that arse.. or nuts.. or maybe not. :/
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Post by: GmanJoe on September 25, 2002, 10:15:03 AM
Just a poor photoshop. I could have done better than that. But it was emailed to me.
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Post by: Bobs_Hardware on September 25, 2002, 10:18:11 AM
No!  I seriously think his arm was torn off in her ass!  Look how clenched it is!
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Post by: Heat on September 25, 2002, 10:20:23 AM
She\'s a troll, nuff said.
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Post by: Luke on September 25, 2002, 10:22:40 AM
yeah, her face is nasty but man look at that booty! sweet sweet lord!

i wanna spank her, just once, i wanna rear back and smack her with everything i got. see how long it\'ll jiggle for.
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Post by: Heat on September 25, 2002, 10:26:08 AM
I\'m sure I remember a pic you posted of your GF, give me her over that tennis whore any day, she\'s ugly and doesn\'t have a good body, I have a feeling I\'d fall in.
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Post by: Cerberus on September 25, 2002, 10:37:48 AM
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Originally posted by §ôµÏG®ïñD
She could crush walnuts will that arse.. or nuts.. or maybe not. :/


Yep, I was just going to say that. An arse like that could sure do a lot of damage.
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Post by: Bobs_Hardware on September 25, 2002, 10:39:55 AM
OF COURSE IT COULD, LOOK AT HIS ARM!!!!!!!!
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Post by: ben_high on September 25, 2002, 10:45:51 AM
I bet you could bounce quarters off her ass.
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Post by: Coredweller on September 25, 2002, 11:35:17 AM
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

OMG that was hilarious!  Thanks!!!!!  Chris Tucker and Ice Cube are awesome.  Friday was one of the funniest movies ever made!!!!1111
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Post by: Titan on September 25, 2002, 12:09:34 PM
Yup. That pic made me literally laugh out loud.
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Post by: Solid Snake 88 on September 25, 2002, 12:29:11 PM
Me to
lol
:laughing:
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Post by: Mr. Kennedy on September 25, 2002, 12:32:18 PM
just really wants to make you squeeze those cheeks.
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Post by: Kurt Angle on September 25, 2002, 01:10:19 PM
WTF!!!

Tha\'s what I call a fat arse!
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Post by: kopking on September 25, 2002, 01:21:20 PM
im not gonna lie, i defientely give her one.. maybe it just me, but i have low standards...lol



only joking


but yeah that pic is quite funny... should of spent a bit more time on it to make it look better
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Post by: GmanJoe on September 25, 2002, 03:18:28 PM
I\'d definitely hit that ass. WOOO DAWGGY! :D
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Post by: Black Samurai on September 25, 2002, 03:19:30 PM
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Originally posted by Heat
I\'m sure I remember a pic you posted of your GF, give me her over that tennis whore any day, she\'s ugly and doesn\'t have a good body, I have a feeling I\'d fall in.
You are crazy. Serena could get it any day of the week.

Doesnt have a good body? I should slap you.
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Post by: theomen on September 25, 2002, 03:36:04 PM
I\'d hit it...  \'nuff said
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Post by: luckee on September 25, 2002, 03:49:35 PM
I would hit it for 2 reasons.... That amazing body..yes she does have one..who ever doesnt think so is blind..from both a curvature aspect and a muscular aspect..she has got it. Second reason would be a possiblity to get some of her dough :D

She isnt all that attractive IMO..but that has little to do with a great romp in the bed.
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Post by: SwifDi on September 25, 2002, 04:02:51 PM
Look at those thighs! *cries*
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Post by: Heat on September 25, 2002, 04:36:53 PM
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Originally posted by Gohan
You are crazy. Serena could get it any day of the week.

Doesnt have a good body? I should slap you.



I should warn you, I hit back and hard :D
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Post by: Black Samurai on September 25, 2002, 04:38:56 PM
^^^Understood.

I don\'t want to get hit.
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Post by: Bozco on September 25, 2002, 05:43:00 PM
The sad thing is that if you cheated on her she would just kick your ass.
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Post by: Seraphim Pride on September 25, 2002, 06:18:42 PM
She\'s probably just rape you and then beat your ass with a tennis racket if you ever cheated on her.  They\'re good players and all but I\'d be kinda nervous if I ever saw her or her sister on the street.
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Post by: luckee on September 25, 2002, 06:27:45 PM
why is this any different from any other girl on the street you dont know?
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Post by: Bozco on September 25, 2002, 06:33:11 PM
They are beef.
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Post by: Seraphim Pride on September 25, 2002, 07:01:12 PM
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Originally posted by luckee
why is this any different from any other girl on the street you dont know?


Mainly cuz they\'re built and have pretty grim faces:sconf:
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Post by: luckee on September 25, 2002, 08:32:38 PM
My question still stands...
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Post by: theomen on September 25, 2002, 08:41:59 PM
Maybe he lives in a place where only beautiful people walk the streets, and there is no such thing as an ugly girl.

I was just thinking that she\'s probably a demon in the sack.  With all the athletisism, and stamina...I could just lay back and enjoy the ride.
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Post by: Darth Joyda on September 26, 2002, 12:48:05 AM
Is she slapping her ass with that Wilson -racket or is she serving? I can not tell the difference ;)


Granted, she has got a nice body, but I would take Anna Kournikova over her anyday.
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Post by: Black Samurai on September 26, 2002, 12:49:14 AM
^^^Kournikova looks like a 12 year old and has NO body whatsoever.
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Post by: Darth Joyda on September 26, 2002, 01:17:40 AM
Perhaps but she is still better than steroid-buffed Serena. In my opinion, that is.
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Post by: luckee on September 26, 2002, 01:18:30 AM
While her body isnt the same, you cant dispute she doesnt look better.
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Post by: Starr on September 26, 2002, 02:31:35 AM
That pic IS a really bad one of her... That makes her look so ugly but when one is takin in a normal pose she looks really pretty ^_^
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Post by: Samwise on September 26, 2002, 03:11:59 AM
Am I really the only one who finds that picture slightly disgusting? She just looks like a freak (the "dayum girl!" guys aren\'t helping either ;)).
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Post by: Darth Joyda on September 26, 2002, 07:25:07 AM
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Originally posted by luckee
While her body isnt the same, you cant dispute she doesnt look better.


While that pic doesn\'t tell the viewer whether her face is pretty, the Tennis-matches do. I\'m not saying that she would be bad-looking, she is just too beefed-up. Her muscles are, simply, too big. :)
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Post by: Bozco on September 26, 2002, 08:36:12 AM
I personally don\'t like male qualities in my woman.
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Post by: Kurt Angle on September 26, 2002, 09:27:16 AM
She looks better in the the regulation white wimbledon attire!
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Post by: luckee on September 26, 2002, 09:45:28 AM
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Originally posted by Darth Joyda


While that pic doesn\'t tell the viewer whether her face is pretty, the Tennis-matches do. I\'m not saying that she would be bad-looking, she is just too beefed-up. Her muscles are, simply, too big. :)


Twas a reply to gohan :) I think we were posting at the same time and you won ;)
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Post by: Black Samurai on September 26, 2002, 10:24:25 AM
Hey, maybe its just me. I still thik Serena is faaar from ugly.

(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimage.pathfinder.com%2Fpeople%2Fimages%2Fprofiles%2Fs%2Fswilliams%2F156swilliamsmain.jpg&hash=86c4a20012c89ada72a897d5e36da823874b60ae)

http://www.venusserenafans.com/Forumn/uploads/2001%20Indian%20Wells%20(2).jpg
^^^This is not manly.

(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fitladies.com%2Fcoletteguimond%2FWoM_Dangerous_Curves_03.jpg&hash=1514bc4139aa199e8ce41cd1734ec414769299be)
^^^THAT is manly.
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Post by: Heat on September 26, 2002, 11:38:10 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Gohan
^^^Kournikova looks like a 12 year old and has NO body whatsoever.


I suggest you get a really thick pair of glasses. She is hot, I for one would like to **** that " no body "
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Post by: Kurt Angle on September 26, 2002, 11:44:23 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Me too!
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Post by: Black Samurai on September 26, 2002, 12:14:08 PM
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Originally posted by Heat
I suggest you get a really thick pair of glasses. She is hot, I for one would like to **** that " no body "
All she has is a pretty face. She has no ass and barely any chest to speak of.
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Post by: mm on September 26, 2002, 12:20:42 PM
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^^^THAT is manly.


thats cause it is a man
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Post by: Black Samurai on September 26, 2002, 12:43:34 PM
^^^^lol, touche
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Post by: Heat on September 26, 2002, 12:45:17 PM
http://www.boomspeed.com/flamefejj/ak5.jpg
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Post by: Heat on September 26, 2002, 12:45:17 PM
Don\'t double posts make you horny?
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Post by: Kurt Angle on September 26, 2002, 12:54:45 PM
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Originally posted by Heat
http://www.boomspeed.com/flamefejj/ak5.jpg


I LIKE, I LIKE!!!!!:D
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Post by: shockwaves on September 26, 2002, 01:18:48 PM
You kidding me Gohan?  I\'d take Anna over anyone else in her sport, in a heartbeat.
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Post by: Heat on September 26, 2002, 01:24:59 PM
Shockwaves

1 - cool *
2 -
3 -
4 - Serious bad taste **
5 - Loser


* Shockwaves You are here.
** Gohan, guess where you are.
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Post by: Black Samurai on September 26, 2002, 01:25:31 PM
Hey, whatevers clever. I still say she has the face and body of a 15-16 year old. Give a cute 15 year old proffesional makeup artists and designer clothes made for her and she will look "hot". Look at the olsen twins. MMMMM....olsen twins.

Actually, they don\'t count because they are twins.

BTW, Don\'t get me wrong. I would f*ck the shizznit out of Anna but if I had to choose I would take Serena in a split second. How am I gonna look boning Anna from the back and getting all bruised up from hitting her pelvis all night? Not good. But y\'all don\'t know nothing about that anyway so let me stop. :D
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Post by: Heat on September 26, 2002, 01:30:15 PM
http://www.thespark.com/gaytest/ go here, if you like that man wannabe you must be a little fruity, if I wanted to **** a man I would, I like a girl to be a girl not a beast. Now Anna I can imagine ****ing her to death.........
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Post by: Black Samurai on September 26, 2002, 01:38:49 PM
^^^Get the f*ck outta here with that bullshit. She has no fat so she is a man and a beast? That shit is stupid. You should smack yourself. Seriously.

1. Cool
2.
3.
4. Needs to smack themselves **
5. Die

**Guess what? I can recycle jokes.
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Post by: Heat on September 26, 2002, 01:42:17 PM
Calm down little man, I\'m just ****ing with you, but she is a man. Most guys would look small to her, give me a nice petite girl to fuc*
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Post by: Black Samurai on September 26, 2002, 01:43:44 PM
^^^Petite as in Bridget the Midget or Kate Moss?
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Post by: Heat on September 26, 2002, 01:45:38 PM
Kate moss is a little small, I guess I like the girly, like Sarah M Gellar, no thats my perfect girl. I don\'t like twigs.
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Post by: Black Samurai on September 26, 2002, 01:52:31 PM
^^^MMMMMM...Buffy.....now we are on the same page.

/me pats Heat on the back.

/me points and laughs at the kick me sign on heats back.

/me kicks heat and runs away...FAST.
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Post by: luckee on September 26, 2002, 01:54:38 PM
ehh..SMG looks like she is on some serious shit half of the time.
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Post by: Heat on September 26, 2002, 01:59:42 PM
Lucky(see what I did), are you asking me to put you at the bottom of the class? Buffy is cumtastic.
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Post by: luckee on September 26, 2002, 02:01:32 PM
yes, and if you cant address me as I ask, dont bother to address me at all. SMG has her moments, but like I said often looks like she is on something.
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Post by: Heat on September 26, 2002, 02:08:59 PM
Here’s a pair of pliers, remove the stick from you ass :D
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Post by: SwifDi on September 26, 2002, 02:50:39 PM
SMG has big ears, crooked nose, and a small head. Not ugly, but nothing too special.
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Post by: Darth Joyda on September 27, 2002, 01:06:00 AM
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Originally posted by Vapor Snake
SMG has big ears, crooked nose, and a small head. Not ugly, but nothing too special.


If only had somebody been as picky while staring at you... ;)


Just kidding - but you should still watch your fingers :)
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Post by: luckee on September 27, 2002, 01:07:29 AM
I don\'t see why he should, everyone is entitled to be picky if they wish.
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Post by: Samwise on September 27, 2002, 04:25:32 AM
WARNING FOR ALL THE MATURE PEOPLE ON THIS BOARD. AN IMMATURE RANT WILL FOLLOW:

I\'d do SMG (who wouldn\'t), and I definatly think she has her moments. But on a scale from 1-10 (10 being the hottest) I\'d give her ~7.
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Post by: luckee on September 27, 2002, 01:05:33 PM
Exactly sammy..I wouldnt kick her out of the bed for eating crackers..but I wouldnt approach her.
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Post by: theomen on September 27, 2002, 03:03:35 PM
it really pisses me off when people say they wouldn\'t hit it with a chick on tv...let\'s face it 90% of all women on tv are hotter than pretty much everyone you know, and if you saw them in person all you would be able to do is smile and ejaculate in your pants.
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Post by: shockwaves on September 27, 2002, 03:33:50 PM
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Originally posted by theomen
it really pisses me off when people say they wouldn\'t hit it with a chick on tv...let\'s face it 90% of all women on tv are hotter than pretty much everyone you know, and if you saw them in person all you would be able to do is smile and ejaculate in your pants.


I disagree.  There are several girls I know who I think are at least as hot, at least in my opinion, as anyone I see on TV.  Maybe the people are just uglier on that side of the country.
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Post by: Soul Reaver on September 27, 2002, 03:54:54 PM
Omen, were all not as horny as you.

You took it to another level, man.
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Post by: SwifDi on September 27, 2002, 04:06:24 PM
Actually I agree with Omen.
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Post by: shockwaves on September 27, 2002, 04:15:05 PM
Like I said, the girls are just uglier on that side of the country.
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Post by: theomen on September 27, 2002, 06:40:48 PM
well of the several girls you know that are hotter than the tv chicks, would you hit it with them?  I\'m willing to bet, yes.

Let\'s face it, they don\'t give ugly chicks roles on TV....well other than Star Jones, and select few.
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Post by: luckee on September 27, 2002, 06:48:24 PM
they give LOTS of ugly women roles on TV. BTW..what is attractive to one isnt for all. SO that example of them being on TV you stated isnt valid. Look at how many international models are deemed good looking, but I wouldnt want to date 70% of them.