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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Kurt Angle on September 26, 2002, 09:49:13 AM

Title: Think Cable Modems Are Fast: Man Says Penises Run Faster
Post by: Kurt Angle on September 26, 2002, 09:49:13 AM

The web site linked below compares the power of bandwidth in cable modems to the processing of spermatozoa by the penis. The penis wins by a long shot.  
 The site uses mathematical equations to show that the number of sperm processed in a typical five second male orgasm is faster. Cable modems are said to move 1/5000th that speed.  
 The web site also does a signal to noise comparison. Click on the link to see some interesting info.
:eek:

Click here (http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?lastnode_id=507783&node_id=973934)

Title: Think Cable Modems Are Fast: Man Says Penises Run Faster
Post by: square_marker on September 26, 2002, 01:39:52 PM

right...im afraid to click on that cuz it is probably showing a male and his wang wang going "lightspeed" all over vapors face

Title: Think Cable Modems Are Fast: Man Says Penises Run Faster
Post by: PS2_-'_'-_PS2 on September 26, 2002, 02:37:21 PM

hmm, interseting now how do i go about connecting it to my computer then...=]

Title: Think Cable Modems Are Fast: Man Says Penises Run Faster
Post by: theomen on September 26, 2002, 02:43:55 PM

so.... does my penis have a usb port?

Title: Think Cable Modems Are Fast: Man Says Penises Run Faster
Post by: Solid Snake 88 on September 26, 2002, 02:46:23 PM

LOL

Title: Think Cable Modems Are Fast: Man Says Penises Run Faster
Post by: SER on September 26, 2002, 02:52:35 PM

I have a HARD drive.. Get it? :laughing:

Title: Think Cable Modems Are Fast: Man Says Penises Run Faster
Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on September 26, 2002, 08:02:12 PM

But there\'s a problem.. A penis only works in short bursts. A cable modem runs 24/7.  So you may get fast speeds for acouple of seconds, but thats it. ;)

Title: Think Cable Modems Are Fast: Man Says Penises Run Faster
Post by: on September 26, 2002, 08:46:26 PM

LLOOLL :laughing: Good one Serrano.... You rule...

Now- how is it we know how many sperms it processes, or whatever it is being compared... Count \'em? lol

Title: Think Cable Modems Are Fast: Man Says Penises Run Faster
Post by: MPTheory on September 26, 2002, 09:31:06 PM

It amazes me that someone spent that much time researching something like that, and devoting the time to make a web page for it.  See what drugs are doing  to our generation?

Title: Think Cable Modems Are Fast: Man Says Penises Run Faster
Post by: Samwise on September 27, 2002, 04:15:10 AM

But does a cable modem taste as good? I think not.

Title: Think Cable Modems Are Fast: Man Says Penises Run Faster
Post by: on September 27, 2002, 10:07:25 AM

Quote

But does a cable modem taste as good? I think not.

Only Samwise would know what a penis tastes like..

Title: Think Cable Modems Are Fast: Man Says Penises Run Faster
Post by: Kurt Angle on September 27, 2002, 10:09:35 AM

I\'d rather not know!