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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: luckee on September 27, 2002, 02:07:00 AM

Title: Stolen from another place....
Post by: luckee on September 27, 2002, 02:07:00 AM: Quote
A few weeks ago at a small party here I broke my plastic toilet handle. Last night Josh was stumbling around here, pretty much toast, and decides hes gonna engineer a new handle. Well, should have known an industrial design student could come up with anything. He found some rope and a twig, and the rest was up to the imagination. I personally think its awesome, and have no intentions of replacing the oem handle. Heres a link to some pics, enjoy. I even took a shot of it in action.

Pics of the engineering marvel
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimagehost.auctionwatch.com%2Fpreview%2Ffl%2Fflyex%2Ftoilet1.jpg&hash=f7bc0515eec0b77f88f47e51509e5c2aba9727f8)
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimagehost.auctionwatch.com%2Fpreview%2Ffl%2Fflyex%2Ftoilet2.jpg&hash=c718877047082a949ae1f9202ca187d4ca3a640b)
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimagehost.auctionwatch.com%2Fpreview%2Ffl%2Fflyex%2Ftoilet3.jpg&hash=b7f3ea06a5b35941dd1c256d99b2171d638c289a)

The engineer\'s reply:
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If the twig ever breaks I can maybe design a new twig to take its place. Glad you like it!

The owner of the toilet:
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Now that you are sober, you might realize this: The rope soaks up water from the tank, and the twig absorbs this moisture. Thus, the twig will eventually weaken, then break during the "rip-flush". Plus everytime a girl flushes it I hear "ewww, my hands are all wet!!!" So I think we can just use fishing line instead of rope, and maybe replace the twig with a bigger one, and skin the bark off of it so I don\'t have bark all over my floor.

Back to the engineer:
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If you remember I was looking for dental floss that nite, it works the best. I have done another toilet that broke like yours with dental floss and a Q-tip, next time I get wasted I will fix ya up!

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

The only reason I find it amusing is b/c I was in a similar situation myself..lol
Title: Stolen from another place....
Post by: videoholic on September 27, 2002, 03:29:33 AM: The sadest part is that this sounds like a serious conversation.

Mine broke once, but I just used my penis to pull the stopper. I assume you already know about the incredible size of my dong.
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Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on September 27, 2002, 03:30:27 AM: Good read man, really. Sigh.

We have push buttons in my house.. :)
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Post by: videoholic on September 27, 2002, 03:38:29 AM: We can do nothing but look up to you Souly...

All praise the man with the push button crapper.

Bow. :D
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Post by: CHIZZY on September 27, 2002, 03:41:51 AM: /me bows...

I shit in the kitchen sink, so... this doesn\'t apply to me.
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Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on September 27, 2002, 03:50:24 AM: Yes, bow to me and i may allow you small insignificant little humans to use my loo. :rpissed: :rpissed:
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Post by: videoholic on September 27, 2002, 04:12:50 AM: Oh please, you probably wouldn\'t even let us little people drink out of it.. It\'s ok. Tell us the truth.
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Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on September 27, 2002, 04:19:28 AM: I would allow u to drink from it. After i piss and S@#t in it. Then you can drink all you like, but you\'re not allowed to flush before you drink. So you get a 2 for 1 deal, food and a drink. I also will charge you 5 bucks.
Title: Stolen from another place....
Post by: on September 27, 2002, 06:54:29 AM: Quote
Originally posted by CHIZZY
shit in the kitchen sink, so... this doesn\'t apply to me.

A little known fact, is that the garbage disposal was actually invented for this purpose.
Title: Stolen from another place....
Post by: Kurt Angle on September 27, 2002, 09:47:47 AM: :laughing:

That guy is a genius!
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Post by: luckee on September 28, 2002, 11:36:38 PM: (https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.houston-imports.com%2F%7Eiceman%2FResucue%2520Thread.jpg&hash=3822841ebeb051b55bc7e837fe8d92190ab73a5f)
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Post by: theomen on September 29, 2002, 02:07:31 AM: I\'m sorry but reading this was the biggest waste of my time....EVER!
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Post by: luckee on September 29, 2002, 02:12:44 AM: no one forced you to :)
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Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on September 29, 2002, 05:17:11 AM: Luckee, can u really expect any better replies on a thread like this?
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Post by: videoholic on September 29, 2002, 05:31:38 AM: Yeah, these replies were all shit. If only I had a stick and a piece of dental floss I could flush them right on down.
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Post by: kopking on September 29, 2002, 11:12:24 AM: i think its more funny, cos he has used a twig, id understand more if he used a fork or something... but ive had this happen before, well the metal rod between the handle and the pump bit break, i just stick my hand in it..
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Post by: luckee on September 29, 2002, 02:03:02 PM: I just wanted to post that pic :D
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Post by: Titan on September 29, 2002, 02:59:31 PM: luckee, you\'ve wasted 5 minutes of my life and I want them back :(
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Post by: luckee on September 30, 2002, 04:45:19 AM: No, you wasted 5 minutes of your own life. I warned you AND no one forced you too. Besides, you would only waste them on making 5 spam posts in here anyway.
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Post by: §ôµÏG®ïñD on September 30, 2002, 06:18:47 AM: No-one is a bastard.. Gets people to do the strangest things.