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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: on October 28, 2002, 11:43:18 AM
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Found this while goofing off at school:
http://www.msnbc.com/news/824324.asp?pne=msn&cp1=1
A good smile:
NINETY-PROOF MORON
Before the cashier knew what was happening, a man with a shotgun appeared at the counter and demanded all the cash in the register. The cashier quickly filled a paper bag with the register’s contents and handed it over to the shotgun-wielding robber. Before he made his escape, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch on the shelf behind the counter — and it looked pretty good to him. He stuck the barrel of the gun in the clerk’s face and told him to put the Scotch in the bag with the cash. The cashier said he wouldn’t do it. It wasn’t that it was a particularly aged or valuable bottle of Scotch, he told the robber; he simply didn’t think the man was old enough to drink.
The robber claimed he was, but the cashier still refused to give him the liquor. To prove he was over twenty-one, the robber produced a valid driver’s license and showed it to the conscientious clerk. The clerk looked it over, realized that the man was over twenty-one, and gave him the bottle of Scotch. The robber then dashed out of the store, ready to celebrate his newly acquired cash with a shot or two of fine single-malt Scotch. The cashier celebrated the man’s stupidity by calling the police and giving them the robber’s name and address, which he had memorized from the driver’s license. The door to the thief’s prison cell closed before he could even open his bottle of Scotch.
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criminals like this make my job sooooo much easier, god bless these idiots.
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lol what a retard.
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Moron, easily, but he just wanted a god damn drink, poor sap!!!
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LOL:laughing: What a moron,what a jerk,what an idiot,what a succker, what a goofy, what a loser
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my god, idiot!!!!!! man ive heard some of these before, but that is plain dumb
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Sounds like it should be on Americas dumbest criminals.
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i remember hearing this like 4 years ago... i think its just one of those stories that got around.
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That was pretty funny. What a fudging moron.
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LoL, what a dumbass. Sounds like something LUKE would do. And hey, what a coincidence.. I found this thread while I was goofing off at work. :D
Oh, shit.. here comes the boss.
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No way this is real.
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I would think that it is Vid. There are a lot of stupid people out there that do things like that.
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That is just too stupid. Not only that, but someone who is robbing a store would not take the time to do that. They are all tensed up and just want to leave. Me thinks it\'s bogus.
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sounds fake I mean why would he waste that much time pulling out his wallet?
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If this IS true, then three words aptly aplly, DROPPED AT BIRTH.
Two more that spring to mind...... Brewery & piss-up.
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honestly vid there are some real thick peep, i remeber seeing on stupidest cops thingy show, some guy was robbing a petrol station, braggin that he had been doing it for years, and how i, *insert crims name" am to smart to get caught, and he had been doing it for years.....as in he said his name.. something like that anyways
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There are a helluva lot of stupid people out there that would do something like that.