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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: ooseven on November 06, 2002, 12:43:21 AM
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like the title said.
think of 1 piece of advice pass it on.
here is mine
“Don\'t worry about saying the wrong thing at a exclusive pub/club ,posh people can just be as dirty as us normal foak!”
yup they are all Fur Coats and no nickers.
:bounce: :bounce:
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"don\'t eat that yellow snow"
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\'you will never, EVER understand women\'
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Don\'t let Freddy Krueger wipe your ass.
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Don\'t bend over to pick up the soap in prison.
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Originally posted by §ôµÏG®ïñD
Don\'t bend over to pick up the soap in prison.
Or in the shower when I\'m around...
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"dont pick yer nose on a bumpy road"
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dont eat before going on a Roller-coaster
:hat:ScottyJ:hat:
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Don\'t piss on ANYONE when you\'re on your way to the top in life, because they may be in a position to piss on you when you are on your way down.
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Red meat isn\'t bad for your health. Green slimy meat is bad.
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Clitoris: Know it, love it.
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I know it well. :p Very well! :p :p
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Don\'t ask for credit because refusal often ofends. Refusal however, doesn\'t offend as much as a kick in the knackers does, so always remember, DON\'T ask for credit.
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Photocopy the entire contents of your wallet- when it gets ripped off or lost, you\'ll be suprised how much that helps.
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" One person Laughing can be so cruel, especially after SEX ;) "
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Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you will get:facelick: Go gump go:laughing:
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Don\'t suck that, you don\'t know where it\'s been.
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always wear pants
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Don\'t forget to turn the other cheek. Then it\'s your turn!!!
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Don\'t do drugs...:smokin:
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Dont drink and drive, smoke weed and fly!!!
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beer is the awnser to all your problems!!!!
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no matter how good of friends with someone, when it comes to competing with someone for a person of the opposite sex, they are all your enemy.
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Visualize using your blinkers...
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when expecting a kick in the nuts, instead receive a slap in the face, consider it a moral victory.
Only those you trust can betray you.
You can\'t rape the willing....aka the #Racer# rule.
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It takes a big man to cry. It takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
Here\'s a joke, What\'s the difference between a porkypine and a porche. A porkypine has the pricks on the outside.
Just thought i\'d share that.
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Beind every strong man is a stronger woman kicking his ass.
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dont do today what you can put off until tomorrow.
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Their are those who run, then their are those who should!
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If it sounds too good to be true, it more than likely is.
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Don\'t try to teach your Grandmother how to suck eggs.
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If you wanna run with the big dogs, you can\'t piss like a puppy.
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If a person betrays you once, it\'s his fault. If a person betays you twice, it\'s yours.
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Give certain people an inch, and they\'ll take a foot. Before you know where you are, you won\'t have a leg to stand on.
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Don\'t slip on ice. Chances are people will laugh at you.
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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you\'re a mile away, and you have their shoes too.
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if you stick a fork in a steak and it moos dont eat it!
same goes with chicken...if it clucks.............
:hat:ScottyJ:hat:
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Don\'t be an idiot. (http://151.200.3.8/~vze29k6v/you.html)
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Pot is good, and never trust a man with two last names.
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"Hope for the best, but expect the worst - If anything CAN go wrong.. it usually will."- Murphy\'s Law.
"If at first you don\'t succeed, stop.. stop immediately and never attempt it again." - Ambrose Beirce
"Eating shoe polish does NOT reverse the effects of smoking too much Crack." - Me
"Don\'t smoke dope when you\'re stoned. You don\'t get any higher, jus lower on dope." - Ghallager.
"Never trust a black man named Chip" - Screwed
and for those religeous folk: "Remember... Jesus loves you.. It\'s just everyone else who thinks you\'re an asshole." and "Jesus is comming! Quick.. try an look busy!"
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"If it weren\'t for my horse, I wouldn\'t have spent that year in College."
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If you live at home with Mom, leave the toilet seat down.
If you have a girlfriend, leave the toilet seat down.
If you have a wife, leave the toilet seat down.
If you have a daughter, build another bathroom.
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If you live at home with Mom, leave the toilet seat up...
If you have a girlfriend, leave the toilet seat up...
If you have a wife, leave the toilet seat up...
Unless it\'s that time of the month.
Muwhahaha!
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Every day is that time of the month.
*maniacal laughing fades*
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I dunno if this has been brought up yet but...
If it stinks, dont eat it.
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if you build a thousand bridges but suck one cock, you wont be remebered as a bridge builder, you will always be a cock sucker.
There is no such thing as a stupid question. Just stupid people.
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you dont look at the mantle piece when stoking the fire
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Never let the left hand know what the right hand is thinking.
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OI PHIL/GARY/DAVE/LEE/DUANE/STE and/or SIMON!!!!!!, It\'s your round.
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You\'ll never get as much ass as Hugh Hefner
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Not even if you\'re Wilt Chamberlain?
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nope, not even if you Wilt the Stilt.
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If you drink enough, all your problems will go away, and a mans touch will be as tender as a womans.
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Originally posted by theomen
If you drink enough, all your problems will go away, and a mans touch will be as tender as a womans.
This scares me.
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Originally posted by theomen
nope, not even if you Wilt the Stilt.
I think I\'d go with Wilt on that one. What was that he said, 10,000 women? That\'s like one a day for maybe 30 years.
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When you die, if they give you a choice between real Heaven and pie Heaven, choose pie Heaven....
It might be a trick, but if it isn\'t... Mmmmmm BOY!!!!
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kill whitey