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Title: Back off Bud I want your Nuts !
Post by: ooseven on November 07, 2002, 06:03:40 AM
Nutter squirrel savages six    
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Nutter squirrel savages six
By GUY PATRICK

A SAVAGE grey squirrel has attacked six people — in a town called Knutsford.

It mauled its latest victim — Kelsi Morley, two — as she walked with mum Karen.

The rodent leaped on to her face and scratched her forehead, cheeks and ears with its claws.

Karen said: “It was the squirrel from hell. Kelsi was spinning around and we couldn’t get it off.

“From the amount of blood I thought he’d taken her eye out. The squirrel then jumped on a fence and sat watching us.”

Nurse Bob Byast rushed from his home to help Kelsi.
His girlfriend Sheila Eyre had her ankle lacerated in an earlier ambush by the squirrel.

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Terror ... Kelsi shows her scratches


She said: “It was a shock. You don’t expect that from a squirrel.

“Everyone’s scared to go out. I think he loves blood — he’s like a vam-pire squirrel.”

Other residents in the wooded Hayfields district of Knutsford, Cheshire, said the beast had struck six times in one week.

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Ray Jackson, who runs an animal sanctuary, said: “It may once have been a pet. When these animals are tamed young and let go they can become aggressive.”

Fearless Sun man Guy Patrick launched his own bid to end the squirrel’s reign of terror yesterday.

Clad in hunting gear, he said: “I searched for three hours in the squirrel’s favourite woods and saw rabbits and foxes. But I was outfoxed by the ghastly grey fiend.”
Title: Back off Bud I want your Nuts !
Post by: mm on November 07, 2002, 06:07:56 AM
lol, looks like mr. patrick borrowed his grandfather\'s flintlock
Title: Back off Bud I want your Nuts !
Post by: ooseven on November 07, 2002, 06:09:16 AM
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Originally posted by mm
lol, looks like mr. patrick borrowed his grandfather\'s flintlock


don\'t knock it

thanks to goverment cut backs thats the only firearms we have left in the UK ;)
Title: Back off Bud I want your Nuts !
Post by: Titan on November 07, 2002, 08:01:07 AM
Hmm. Interesting. Never heard of a squirel doing that before.
Title: Back off Bud I want your Nuts !
Post by: ooseven on November 07, 2002, 08:04:54 AM
squirrel update !

the Squirrel has been killed by Kelsi Morley(age 2) Grand Father, he shot it with an air rifle.

Still to confirm if is THE same squirrel...will up date you As it Happens !
Title: Back off Bud I want your Nuts !
Post by: Titan on November 07, 2002, 08:07:49 AM
I knew they\'d get it. If  they didnt\', a little bit of squirrel poison wouldn\'t hurt :)
Title: Back off Bud I want your Nuts !
Post by: Jar O Pickles on November 07, 2002, 08:49:36 AM
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Originally posted by ooseven
squirrel update !

the Squirrel has been killed by Kelsi Morley(age 2) Grand Father, he shot it with an air rifle.

Still to confirm if is THE same squirrel...will up date you As it Happens !
LAME air rifle? i would have used explosives
Title: Back off Bud I want your Nuts !
Post by: Titan on November 07, 2002, 09:27:40 AM
I would have used a shotgun.
Title: Back off Bud I want your Nuts !
Post by: Unicron! on November 07, 2002, 09:33:20 AM
First it was Bin Landen.Now its the squirrel.
Title: Back off Bud I want your Nuts !
Post by: kopking on November 07, 2002, 12:17:20 PM
lol, i saw this in the paper today. thanks for the update ooseven, i could rest till i knew this was dead
Title: Back off Bud I want your Nuts !
Post by: Luke on November 07, 2002, 01:32:48 PM
man, ive been seein this big fat racoon around my house lately, and he looks at me like he wants to kill me. i know me and him are gonna have an altercation sometime soon.
Title: Back off Bud I want your Nuts !
Post by: Jar O Pickles on November 07, 2002, 02:35:27 PM
yea like the other night luke was over at my house and we\'re outside smoking cigarettes and there\'s something moving around in my bushes it was probably something that wanted to kill us(luke said it was a cat shaped like an alien i said it was an alien shaped like a cat)
made me wish i could get my hands on a claymore mine take care of that thing good probably take out the side of my house too but itd be worth it
Title: Back off Bud I want your Nuts !
Post by: ##RaCeR## on November 07, 2002, 04:28:18 PM
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OMG, is this guy for real??? He almost looks scared...
Title: Back off Bud I want your Nuts !
Post by: theomen on November 07, 2002, 08:01:06 PM
don\'t you see what\'s gonna happen?  It\'s like every horror movie, they shoot the monster, and when they think it\'s dead, out of nowhere it comes back and attacks them.  Someone needs to warn these people.
Title: Back off Bud I want your Nuts !
Post by: Heat on November 07, 2002, 08:04:44 PM
It will keep coming back, they\'ll milk it like Friday the 13 and Halloween.
Title: Back off Bud I want your Nuts !
Post by: Luke on November 07, 2002, 08:39:51 PM
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Originally posted by Jar O Pickles
yea like the other night luke was over at my house and we\'re outside smoking cigarettes and there\'s something moving around in my bushes it was probably something that wanted to kill us(luke said it was a cat shaped like an alien i said it was an alien shaped like a cat)
made me wish i could get my hands on a claymore mine take care of that thing good probably take out the side of my house too but itd be worth it


dont do it man whatever it is im gonna make it my pet... i hope its a cat shaped like an alien cause that would be a cool pet.
Title: Back off Bud I want your Nuts !
Post by: ooseven on November 08, 2002, 02:10:34 AM
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Originally posted by LUKE


dont do it man whatever it is im gonna make it my pet... i hope its a cat shaped like an alien cause that would be a cool pet.


could it not just be a Cat  in a bush ?

:rolleyes:
Title: Back off Bud I want your Nuts !
Post by: Titan on November 08, 2002, 07:17:36 AM
My cat bit me last night in the hand, the leg and my arm. I threw him in the laundry room until he cooled off :)
Title: Back off Bud I want your Nuts !
Post by: Tyrant on November 08, 2002, 08:00:36 AM
ROFL. homocidal squirel on the loose, quick everyone grab your nuts and run for yer lives. :laughing:
Title: Back off Bud I want your Nuts !
Post by: Titan on November 08, 2002, 08:32:20 AM
Maybe the squirrel was confused? :confused:
Title: Back off Bud I want your Nuts !
Post by: ooseven on November 08, 2002, 09:01:42 AM
or maybe he was Drunk ?
Title: Back off Bud I want your Nuts !
Post by: Titan on November 08, 2002, 09:53:55 AM
Like you? :p
Title: Back off Bud I want your Nuts !
Post by: Kurt Angle on November 08, 2002, 11:50:55 AM
Saw this on TV yesterday, pretty crazy squirrel. A fox did the same thing a few months ago and attacked a baby in a house. That was killed too.
Title: Back off Bud I want your Nuts !
Post by: Jar O Pickles on November 08, 2002, 12:47:53 PM
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Originally posted by ooseven


could it not just be a Cat  in a bush ?

:rolleyes:


haha you said cat and bush in the same sentence thats funny
Title: Back off Bud I want your Nuts !
Post by: Titan on November 08, 2002, 03:25:14 PM
Kind of reminds me of Chizzy ;)
Title: Back off Bud I want your Nuts !
Post by: jinxx on November 08, 2002, 07:10:29 PM
"going on a kitty killing spree"