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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: SwifDi on November 07, 2002, 10:27:58 PM

Title: Can the law stop a ninja?
Post by: SwifDi on November 07, 2002, 10:27:58 PM

Most of us are familiar with the satire "Ninja" site:

http://www.realultimatepower.net/


However, due to another one of American\'s finest nagging housewives, its facing a lawsuit.

This is what the lady had to say:

"This young man is encourganging  the youth to physically act out violence.  Doesn\'t [Robert] remember Columbine?  Where was he on September 11th?" said Ms. Evans in a statement to Reuters.

This is what the judge had to say:

Despite Hamburger\'s passionate defense, the judge ordered him to remove the site until the website\'s effect on youth could be further investigated.

This is what the site\'s creator (Hamburger) had to say in response:

"However in response to the order, Hamburger stated that the judge "couldn\'t even pop a boner if he really wanted to and should shut his frigg\'n mouth before somebody pees in it."  


As for the website, Hamburger plans on keeping it up and  "spreading the truth about ninjas even if it means he\'ll have to pork more babes than is even possible ."

Title: Can the law stop a ninja?
Post by: Luke on November 07, 2002, 10:30:45 PM

hoooooookay

Title: Can the law stop a ninja?
Post by: theomen on November 07, 2002, 10:32:19 PM

website sucks...the old lady complaining sucks....LUKE sucks....everything sucks

Title: Can the law stop a ninja?
Post by: SER on November 07, 2002, 11:40:37 PM

That website doesn\'t suck, that website rules man.. I still laugh everytime I visit it..

Title: Can the law stop a ninja?
Post by: Titan on November 08, 2002, 07:37:18 AM

Quote

Originally posted by theomen
website sucks...the old lady complaining sucks....LUKE sucks....everything sucks

So your saying you suck? :p

Title: Can the law stop a ninja?
Post by: mjps21983 on November 08, 2002, 11:05:48 PM

yes that is what he is saying!!!

Title: Can the law stop a ninja?
Post by: theomen on November 08, 2002, 11:14:17 PM

like I said, everything sucks!  I suck, you suck, the whole world sucks.  the only thing that doesn\'t suck is porn...well except the porn that involves sucking, but it sucks in the good way.

Title: Can the law stop a ninja?
Post by: FatalXception on November 09, 2002, 12:54:28 AM

I\'m assuming that most of this lawsuit, like the site, is meant to be a joke (one I find hillarious to read).

The links on the news page, to cnn, etc, are all dummies, look closer.  You don\'t think CNN would write such funny things do you?

"[the balif] said he couldn\'t hold onto the boy because he was covered in some sort of grease, when the boy attacked the mother in courst"

lol, that\'s good stuff.