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Title: chizzy\'s GF is dead.
Post by: CHIZZY on November 09, 2002, 05:35:54 AM
my girlfriend backed my month-old 2003 Blazer 4x4 into a telephone pole, swiping the driver\'s side power mirror off and wrecking the front fender/door. Total estimated damage: $1000+

So I kilt the bitch.

(not really, just felt like it...)

God damn, I thought she was a decent driver for a chick, too.
Title: chizzy\'s GF is dead.
Post by: Kurt Angle on November 09, 2002, 05:39:32 AM
That sucks.
Title: chizzy\'s GF is dead.
Post by: kopking on November 09, 2002, 06:00:25 AM
damn when i saw the heading, i htough she had really died, my jaw hit the ground. for this she must have a 3some with another hot girl and you, its the only thing that will make it better
Title: chizzy\'s GF is dead.
Post by: Unicron! on November 09, 2002, 06:11:10 AM
Do you still like her?:D
Title: chizzy\'s GF is dead.
Post by: Living-In-Clip on November 09, 2002, 06:16:26 AM
Damn dude, I\'d dump her. Dump her in a ditch...
a dark..cold..ditch..
Title: chizzy\'s GF is dead.
Post by: Heat on November 09, 2002, 06:56:41 AM
That bitch would have to eat allot of snatch infront of me before I forgave her.
Title: chizzy\'s GF is dead.
Post by: MPTheory on November 09, 2002, 07:18:23 AM
that sucks ass man.  how long have you had the truck?
Title: chizzy\'s GF is dead.
Post by: EmperorRob on November 09, 2002, 01:29:18 PM
Don\'t let your gf drive your ride.  If you marry her buy her a scooter with a wagon on the back so she can buy groceries.
Title: chizzy\'s GF is dead.
Post by: Titan on November 09, 2002, 02:02:27 PM
She\'s got to do a lot of \'sucking\' up now :D
Title: chizzy\'s GF is dead.
Post by: SER on November 09, 2002, 02:04:56 PM
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Originally posted by Heat
That bitch would have to eat allot of snatch infront of me before I forgave her.


LOL!!!!!!1111111111

:laughing: Sorry, just found that certain comment really funny.
Title: chizzy\'s GF is dead.
Post by: theomen on November 09, 2002, 02:52:35 PM
Do you have full coverage on your Blazer?
Title: chizzy\'s GF is dead.
Post by: Rya on November 09, 2002, 03:00:06 PM
At least no one got hurt.
Title: chizzy\'s GF is dead.
Post by: Proud To Be on November 09, 2002, 03:04:20 PM
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Originally posted by EmperorRob
Don\'t let your gf drive your ride.  If you marry her buy her a scooter with a wagon on the back so she can buy groceries.


:laughing: :laughing:
Title: chizzy\'s GF is dead.
Post by: Kimahri on November 09, 2002, 03:14:50 PM
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Originally posted by Rya
At least no one got hurt.




:laughing:


Thats probably exactly what your GF said eh Chizzy?
Title: chizzy\'s GF is dead.
Post by: Unicron! on November 09, 2002, 04:54:24 PM
Hey chizzy where the hell are u?

Probaply in jail I guess:D
Title: chizzy\'s GF is dead.
Post by: square_marker on November 09, 2002, 06:49:09 PM
hey chizzy...just keep telling her you own me....then wink a couple of times....if that doesnt work...add the elbow nudge.
Title: chizzy\'s GF is dead.
Post by: SonyFan on November 09, 2002, 06:51:38 PM
I used to love her.. but I had to kill her. I knew I\'d miss her... so I had to keep her... she\'s burried right in my back yarrrrdd........
Title: chizzy\'s GF is dead.
Post by: CHIZZY on November 09, 2002, 08:19:28 PM
Sorry guys, I was busy getting blowjobs. ;)

The truck is a month old, and I have full coverage. But it\'s not worth claiming, \'cos my rates would go up (already checked w/ my agent...

BTW HEAT- best line yet... may I use it for my new sig?
Title: chizzy\'s GF is dead.
Post by: Kurt Angle on November 10, 2002, 03:04:12 AM
Quote
Originally posted by SonyFan
I used to love her.. but I had to kill her. I knew I\'d miss her... so I had to keep her... she\'s burried right in my back yarrrrdd........


Ah yes, good old G\'N\'R!
Title: chizzy\'s GF is dead.
Post by: ooseven on November 11, 2002, 02:04:40 AM
Why are Women such bad parkers ?

Because for years us men have been telling them that
This is 6 Inces ;)
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