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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: luckee on November 10, 2002, 03:23:24 PM
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Dear Abby:
I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancée\'s mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be. When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave.
I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door...
There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test.
Abby, should I tell my fiancée\' what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?
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Sounds familiar
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Not this again!!!!!!!
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OMG, so you were seriously considering having sex with her mother? No offence, but your marriage is already on the rocks if you can be that tempted so easily.
Think of how uncomfortable being around them is now going to be.
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opps
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What does this mean for Racer? Not only did he not realize this has been posted already, but he thought it was real. Oh my.
And a shitty new avatar to boot.
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How the f8ck was I to know that it wasn\'t friggen real, just cause I don\'t read every friggen thread on this friggen board doesn\'t mean you need to jump down my friggen throat.
And don\'t diss Mariah, you know you\'d hit it.
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Originally posted by Videoholic
What does this mean for Racer? Not only did he not realize this has been posted already, but he thought it was real. Oh my.
And a shitty new avatar to boot.
owned.
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Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
How the f8ck was I to know that it wasn\'t friggen real, just cause I don\'t read every friggen thread on this friggen board doesn\'t mean you need to jump down my friggen throat.
And don\'t diss Mariah, you know you\'d hit it.
Who jumped down your throat? Dont you think you are overreacting a little?
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god damn reposts....well at least someone was made fun of in this thread.
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And as usual, its Racer :p
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One good thing about being American is our healthy cynicism. :) I knew it was fake right after I read it.
I always enjoy your threads luckee.
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:laughing:
As entertaining as this post is, it\'s been done before. :)
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lol at racer, man cant believe u thought it was real.... i remeber this thread from b4,still funny
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Well I enjoyed it for the second time Luckee :)