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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: i stole this name on November 19, 2002, 10:11:37 AM
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The Association of Southern Schools has decided to pursue some
of the seemingly endless taxpayer dollars pipelined through
Washington by designating Southern slang, or Hickbonics," as a
language tobe taught in all Southern schools. A speaker of this
language would be a Hickophone. The following are excerpts from
the Hickbonics/English dictionary:
HEIDI - (noun) -Greeting.
HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting. Usage:
Heidi, Hire yew?"
BARD - (verb) - Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." Usage:
"My brother bard my pickup truck."
JAWJUH - (noun) - The State north of Florida. Capitol is Lanner.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."
BAMMER - (noun) - The State west of Jawjuh. Capitol is
Berminhayum. Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an\' left
$20,000,000 in improvements."
MUNTS - (noun) - A calendar division. Usage: "My brother from
Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain\'t herd from him in munts."
THANK - (verb) - Ability to cognitively process. Usage: "Ah
thank ah\'ll have a bare."
BARE - (noun) - An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops, and
yeast. Usage: "Ah thank ah\'ll have a bare."
IGNERT - (adjective) - Not smart. See "Arkansas native." Usage:
"Them bammer boys sure are ignert!"
RANCH - (noun) - A tool used for tight\'nin\' bolts. Usage: "I
thank I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my
brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."
ALL - (noun) - A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: "I sure hope
my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
FAR - (noun) - A conflagration. Usage: "If my brother from
Jawjuh don\'t change the all in my pickup truck, that thing\'s
gonna catch far."
TAR - (noun) - A rubber wheel. Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother
of mine from Jawjuh don\'t git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
TIRE - (noun) - A tall monument. Usage: "Lord willin\' and the
creek don\'t rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in
Paris sometime."
RETARD - (verb) - To stop working. Usage: "My grampaw retard at
age 65."
FAT - (noun), (verb) - a battle or combat; to engage in battle
or combat. Usage: "You younguns keep fat\'n, n\' ah\'m gonna whup
y\'uh."
RATS - (noun) - Entitled power or privilege. Usage: "We
Southerners are willin\' to fat for are rats."
FARN - (adjective) - Not domestic. Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand
a wurd he sed...must be from some farn country."
DID - (adjective) - Not alive. Usage: "He\'s did, Jim."
EAR - (noun) - A colourless, odourless gas: Oxygen. Usage: "He
cain\'t breathe...give \'im some ear!"
BOB WAR - (noun) - A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: "Boy, stay
away from that bob war fence."
JEW HERE - (noun) and (verb) contraction. Usage: "Jew here that
my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence
cump\'ny?"
HAZE - a contraction. Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah...haze
ignert. He ain\'t thanked but a minnit\'n\'is laf."
SEED - (verb) - past tense of "to see".
VIEW - contraction: (verb) and pronoun. Usage: "I ain\'t never
seed New York City... view?"
GUBMINT - (noun) - A bureaucratic institution. Usage: "Them
gubmint boys shore is ignert."
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It sounds as if this......."language"............came from villages.
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Originally posted by i stole this name
The Association of Southern Schools has decided to pursue some
of the seemingly endless taxpayer dollars pipelined through
Washington by designating Southern slang, or Hickbonics," as a
language tobe taught in all Southern schools. A speaker of this
language would be a Hickophone. The following are excerpts from
the Hickbonics/English dictionary:
Good to know that US tax dollars are hard at work :rolleyes:
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Prolly the same village that is looking for their idiot they lost. Me think I stole your name is from that village. :eek:
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How about some Ebonics?
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I fine that a bit offensive seeing as Im from Texas. You should take a look at your own grammar skills before judging upon a stupid stereotype you hear. Sorry I dont want to be a party pooper, it\'s funny but at the same time I wonder if thats how you really view the south.
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Originally posted by PSX_J
I fine that a bit offensive seeing as Im from Texas.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
dont mess with Texas!
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just be a good sport, whenever sumone makes fun of the we we japanese talk i just go along!
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So your japanese?
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Originally posted by PSX_J
I fine that a bit offensive seeing as Im from Texas. You should take a look at your own grammar skills before judging upon a stupid stereotype you hear. Sorry I dont want to be a party pooper, it\'s funny but at the same time I wonder if thats how you really view the south.
Gotta love being stereotyped. Being from Nebraska, I get it a lot, too. Pretty sad when the people that do it are from Colorado *rolls eyes*
Coloradoans Suck. Ya\'ll hear that? :)
See Yuz.
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is this stereotypes...
you know what they say about stereotypes...
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what the hell i cant type....lol....
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Originally posted by PSX_J
I fine that a bit offensive seeing as Im from Texas. You should take a look at your own grammar skills before judging upon a stupid stereotype you hear. Sorry I dont want to be a party pooper, it\'s funny but at the same time I wonder if thats how you really view the south.
ONly two things come outta TexASS... steers and queers and you dont look like a cow to me boy :D
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"Holy dog shit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, and you don\'t look much like a steer to me, so that about narrows it down. "
i believe is the correct quote
although the best quote of that film is
"If I\'m gonna get my balls
blown off for a word, my word is poontang. -animal mother"
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alright what movie is that from cause i recognize it and its drivin me crazy.
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full metal jacket
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ah yes
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Dammit, I logged in just to say that.
*farts in JOP\'s general direction*
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Originally posted by Jar O Pickles
full metal jacket
That movie kicks ass :D
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Originally posted by Titan
That movie kicks ass :D
True dat!
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Ugh well I have you all beat... I live in Alabama... though at least I can say I am not originally from here.
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So you move around a bit as if your mobile,........... ha ha get it mobile.
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OMG how do u manage to take sumthin funny, strangle it and drown it in blood from the ears of the people who listen to ur lame puns, stop it i\'m dying!
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WTF?
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my god u people take this seriously
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Originally posted by i stole this name
my god u people take this seriously
Notice only one person took it seriously... :rolleyes:
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Originally posted by i stole this name
OMG how do u manage to take sumthin funny, strangle it and drown it in blood from the ears of the people who listen to ur lame puns, stop it i\'m dying!
Don\'t be a punk. Must you punish people just because they think puns are funny? Someone should punch you in the face. Oh, if your dying, you should go to a hospital instead of writing this :)
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ha.....ha
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Just thought I\'d say, the steers and queers quote was also in An Officer And A Gentleman.
"The only two things from Oklahoma are steers and queers, and I don\'t see any horns on you boy" - Louis Gossett Jr.
Although I am quite worried that I remembered a quote from a chick flick.