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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: CHIZZY on November 27, 2002, 06:40:02 PM
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Well, since i haven\'t started a thread in a while, I thought I\'d tell you about my f*cked-up day.
Starts out waiting for the bus in front of my house (don\'t start, my GF works a lot farther away than I do....) and after a nice, fluffy white snow overnite- it\'s a beautiful ( if cold) morning.
So I\'m minding my own business, when something catches the corner of my eye... I look to my left, and 10 metres away is a car doing 360\'s, going about 45 MPH headed right for me! I dove out of the way, and the car smashes into a lightpole 4 feet away from me, blowing out all the glass and bending the car in half. The streetlight part fell, smashing into pieces all around me. The chick (wouldn\'t you know it) is all messed up \'cos her head broke the window, and is hysterical. So I help her out, blah, blah, blah.
Long story short- The cops come harrass ME! asking for my ID and stuff, my bus rolls by me \'cos the stupid-ass bus driver is gawking at the accident. I then run to work. (2.7 miles, 17 minutes, thank you.)
Then I notice that my left thumb hurts where I jabbed it with a sharp piece of dirty scrap jewelry from a pawn shop in Alabama on Monday. Well guess what- my thumb is oozing green pus and feels like I hit it with a hammer.Over the course of a day it has doubled in size. A nice little infection from god-knows-what. F*CK!
well, enough babbling. How was your day?
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Holy cow, your girlfriend works a lot further than you do?
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\'sup, tamayter?
the same GF that cracked up my truck that she drives to work.
F*CK, i need to get the hell out of Dodge.
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at least ur penis isnt infected
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true dat. You\'ve always got that for ya.
Wait, how do you know his penis isn\'t infected?
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LOL @ this thread
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/me waves his wang at the noob and goes out drinking....
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Wait a sec... I forgot to rag on you for having to take the bus.....
LLLLaaaaahhhhhhOOOOooooOOoooOOooOOOoozzzeeeeerrrrrrrrRRR!!!!
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What\'s sadder is that you\'re old enough to drink and still ride the bus.
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Originally posted by Magoo
What\'s sadder is that you\'re old enough to drink and still ride the bus.
Didnt you read the story?.... his Girlfriend works a lot farther away from him.
Now... why he didnt take the truck and make her ride the bus is beyond me...
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He is probably a gentleman... :D :nerd:
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man Chizz your f*cking pathetic...
p.s. your probably gonna have to have your thumb amputated and if you do can i have it?
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How come you get all the cool stuff Luke?
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Are you the one that hurt your eye or head at school accouple of months ago?
If so your one clumsy bugger.
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Dude, chizz is a rock star in his mid 20s...
That was blades I think....
BTW, I like your avatar much better now.
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/me gives LUKE his finger instead. ;)
Man, I HAVE been played. I went to the hockey game last night (joke) and saw where she would have to change busses. It\'s not that bad, safety-wise. It\'s right near a college. She was making it out to be much worse.
It just goes to show how p*ssy can make a man do strange things.
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Chick\'s and cars don\'t mix very well.
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It was Boz that hit his head at school, if I remember correctly, but sorry about your shitty day Chizz, shit always seem to just pile up on days like that.
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nice of you to help that lady out.
And about your finger: clean it out, dab some neosporin, and clean band-aide
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Originally posted by Kurt Angle
Chick\'s and cars don\'t mix very well.
Bout as well as milk and beer!!
Shitty day then Chiz, ahh well, impressed with your running to work stats tho matey!! Hows the thumb feelin now?
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ooooohh, thats gotta hurt.
feel better ;)
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Thanks all! :D
I\'m a rock star alright...
Five years ago.... ;)
I\'ll be 30 in March, and I can barely get the band together to rehearse once a week these days. Another failed superstar drinking himself into complacency... ;)
/me raises his pint to days gone by...
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Dude, your hair r0x0rs!
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Chizzy, I thought I told you to buy your gf a scooter with a wagon. Listen to me next time.
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I am SO ashamed...