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Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: SirMystiq on November 30, 2002, 11:36:53 AM: I GOTTA GIRLFRIEND!!!!

well im a sophomore in highschool, my last girl was the summer of 8th..yep :). ive been after this girl since i met her, she didnt like me at first, but wit my charm she coulnt resist ;) shes sweet, pretty and smart, we just hooked up though so we havent gone out like you know to the movies or whatever. its weird cuz you know its the type of girls you seem to think will never have a chance wit. im ghetto, not very smart sometimes, cuss everyother word, and dont do my best in school. shes smart, never cusses, half white half mexican, never gets below 90\'s, and sweet!! aint that weird. ohh well i just wanted to share my happiness right bout now, so thank yall for readin!!
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: Kurt Angle on November 30, 2002, 11:48:47 AM: Congrats on the girlfriend.

What\'s a sophomore?
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: Heat on November 30, 2002, 11:56:39 AM: Means he\'s a youngun to us English boys, he\'s still at school, ahh, isn\'t love cute.
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: Cerberus on November 30, 2002, 11:59:45 AM: The course of true love never runs smooth.............. They\'ll be arguing like cats & dogs in a couple of days.

:D
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: shockwaves on November 30, 2002, 12:27:38 PM: The course of true love never runs smooth.............. They\'ll be arguing like cats & dogs in a couple of days.

Err...um...I mean, congrats! At least you have a better sense for this type of stuff than certain other people (*cough* Fayded *cough*)
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: kopking on November 30, 2002, 01:11:11 PM: well congrats, they do say opposites attract, but ive always found the might attract, but normally dont last
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: Titan on November 30, 2002, 01:30:07 PM: Congrats man. Hopefully, I won\'t be single for long.
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: Rick on November 30, 2002, 02:00:01 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Cerberus
The course of true love never runs smooth.............. They\'ll be arguing like cats & dogs in a couple of days.

:D

Quote
Originally posted by Cerberus
The course of true love never runs smooth.............. They\'ll be arguing like cats & dogs in a couple of days.

:D

Ok, Ok, we heard you the first time :D
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: SwifDi on November 30, 2002, 02:23:50 PM: Bah!
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: SirMystiq on November 30, 2002, 04:15:15 PM: i love yall, you people are so incouraging.!! i hope we do last, and nah i dont think well argue, we have lots of things in common :)

what about you peeps, any girlfriends you people want or are after?
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: shockwaves on November 30, 2002, 04:47:26 PM: Not me, not right now at least. I don\'t have the money to have a girlfriend right now. I need a job.
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: SirMystiq on November 30, 2002, 04:49:45 PM: my girlfriend wants that Cool water perfume.....:( me need money...but she got me RATCHET AND CLANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not for christmas just to get it for me :)!!! i got her that system of a down cd sooo koooool!!!
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: The Stapler on November 30, 2002, 04:58:01 PM: Nooooo, don\'t buy her anything!!!
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: SirMystiq on November 30, 2002, 04:59:20 PM: y not?
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: SER on November 30, 2002, 06:00:53 PM: Quote
Originally posted by SirMystiq
my girlfriend wants that Cool water perfume.....:( me need money...but she got me RATCHET AND CLANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not for christmas just to get it for me :)!!! i got her that system of a down cd sooo koooool!!!

That is old! If you want something that will make her smell really sweet, get her "RALPH" by Ralph Lauren.. Or maybe even Romance. ;)

This message brought to you by a recently hired fragrance promoter....

Speaking of girlfriends, who else has one? I do. :D
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: SirMystiq on November 30, 2002, 06:05:01 PM: but she said she wanted that, well she told her friend soooo..
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: SER on November 30, 2002, 06:07:43 PM: Well, get her to the store and let her smell the other two I mentioned above. She will change her mind. ;)
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: SirMystiq on November 30, 2002, 06:09:50 PM: good idea!! than you mr.perfume man
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: SER on November 30, 2002, 06:21:35 PM: bwahhahahah.. Thank you, that will be my new title. ;)
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: The Stapler on November 30, 2002, 06:45:22 PM: Quote
Originally posted by SirMystiq
y not?

Cuz look where it got Vapor Snake!!

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: theomen on November 30, 2002, 07:00:43 PM: ...I would refuse to where a cologne called Ralph.

Oh what are you wearing?

I\'m wearing RALPH....watches people walk away slowly
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: videoholic on November 30, 2002, 07:47:40 PM: She must have seen your pops\' car. I\'m sure you gave her the ole, "You see that? It\'s mine next year."
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: SirMystiq on November 30, 2002, 07:59:08 PM: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NOOO

SHES NEVER SEEN MY DADS SUV :) even if she had the other kid that wanted to hook up with her already drives a range rover, so i dont think that would matter to her...
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: videoholic on November 30, 2002, 08:02:09 PM: Ah, so it\'s all in the skilllzzzzz. Good job my man...

Now, hide the car.
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: SirMystiq on November 30, 2002, 08:04:12 PM: ohh yeah all skillzzz..haha you dont think she would like it, she loves her dads "car" you should see what dat looks like, can you say "mexed out lowrider"?
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: square_marker on December 01, 2002, 12:05:01 AM: i dont need a gf.... girls flock to my every breath anyway. Im all... hey ladies... and there all... hey hottie and then i either wake up or get slapped in the face.

BUT
atleast i dont hit on my mom like some of us.... *cough* vapor *cough* :)
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: SwifDi on December 01, 2002, 01:18:01 AM: uh.... What?
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: Samwise on December 01, 2002, 02:05:13 AM: I hit on your mom too square_marker. She\'s hot.
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: Bobs_Hardware on December 01, 2002, 03:14:51 AM: (https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gametrigger.net%2Fmessage%2Fimages%2FImage004.jpg&hash=66d9863c0f9f3299c978208becf1252d61951cac)

That\'s my nipple.
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: SER on December 01, 2002, 04:56:31 AM: Not surprisingly, your breast looks very simliar to a woman\'s....
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: Bobs_Hardware on December 01, 2002, 05:30:07 AM: That\'s not my breast...

I have nipples on my ass.
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: square_marker on December 01, 2002, 04:45:30 PM: now thats just... i mean helll... i say some messed up stuff.. but..

ok i need to go sit down
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: Titan on December 01, 2002, 04:50:37 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gametrigger.net%2Fmessage%2Fimages%2FImage004.jpg&hash=66d9863c0f9f3299c978208becf1252d61951cac)

That\'s my nipple.

Thats a big nipple ;)
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: Living-In-Clip on December 01, 2002, 05:18:43 PM: Cheer up, Vapor. You got a girl.. FRIEND . :laughing:

Eh, women are over-rated. Masturbate a lot and you get the same benefits, minus the drawbacks of having to listen to their so called "opinions".
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: SER on December 01, 2002, 07:14:13 PM: Masturbation feels different from sex, you don\'t get any of the warmth... Or sweaty yucky feeling after. ;)
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: theomen on December 01, 2002, 07:21:27 PM: that\'s why you masturbate with pudding, preferably pastachio
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: SirMystiq on December 01, 2002, 07:24:22 PM: *takes out note pad and writes the pointers down*
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: Living-In-Clip on December 01, 2002, 07:29:38 PM: Or pubes in your teeth..Or STD\'s..Or...Yeah, it\'s a lot different. Not to mention, I know how to please myself better than any woman.
:D

Oh and use Ben-Gay or any other cream that is suppose to stimulate warmth on sore muscles and you\'ll get that warmth you\'re talking about.
;)
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: videoholic on December 01, 2002, 08:01:46 PM: Oh god. This thread has gone to bloody hell.
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: The Stapler on December 01, 2002, 08:06:15 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
Oh and use Ben-Gay or any other cream that is suppose to stimulate warmth on sore muscles and you\'ll get that warmth you\'re talking about.
;)

Icy-Hot? :)
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: Bobs_Hardware on December 01, 2002, 08:46:31 PM: L-I-C.. you should change your title from "Defender of 2D!" to "Defender of Masturbation!"
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: theomen on December 01, 2002, 09:28:15 PM: ever get a BJ with ice? it\'s quite pleasing...
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: GigaShadow on December 01, 2002, 09:32:41 PM: Quote
Originally posted by theomen
ever get a BJ with ice? it\'s quite pleasing...

I can recommend being on the receiving end of that. Another thing is when you perform on a woman try using a cherry flavored popsicle... :D
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: SwifDi on December 01, 2002, 10:49:38 PM: *covers his virgin ears*
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: theomen on December 01, 2002, 10:59:23 PM: /me rapes Vapor in his virgin ear
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: Samwise on December 02, 2002, 01:20:08 AM: Lol LIC, you\'re my new hero. :D
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: Kurt Angle on December 02, 2002, 08:20:12 AM: I hope SirMystiq\'s girlfriend doesn\'t read this thread, otherwise she will be his ex-girlfriend.
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: Living-In-Clip on December 02, 2002, 09:45:31 AM: If you all are going to insisit on getting laid at least do it right. Butter-pecan ice cream and oral sex.
SHeesh!
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: Titan on December 02, 2002, 01:15:45 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
Or pubes in your teeth..Or STD\'s..Or...Yeah, it\'s a lot different. Not to mention, I know how to please myself better than any woman.
:D

Oh and use Ben-Gay or any other cream that is suppose to stimulate warmth on sore muscles and you\'ll get that warmth you\'re talking about.
;)

You could also masterbate on an electric blanket (watch out for the heater ;) ). Or you can stick you hands in gloves. You get warmth from those. Then quickly put the cream on. Then away you go :) You could also stick you hands down your pants for a while. You might get tempted to whack off but fight the urges. If you leave them there, they\'d be very warm :)
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: SirMystiq on December 02, 2002, 05:05:52 PM: Quote
Originally posted by theomen
/me rapes Vapor in his virgin ear

^^^^^^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

GigaShadow
quote:Originally posted by theomen
ever get a BJ with ice? it\'s quite pleasing...

I can recommend being on the receiving end of that. Another thing is when you perform on a woman try using a cherry flavored popsicle...

^^HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kurt Angle I hope SirMystiq\'s girlfriend doesn\'t read this thread, otherwise she will be his ex-girlfriend.

^^ tru dat, but sometimes my friends be sayin some gay crap, like one of them told her "i miss my daniel, y did you take him away from me?" he said she laughed but haha i would kill them bastards if one day she asked me if i was gay.
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: videoholic on December 02, 2002, 05:20:42 PM: Quote
Originally posted by theomen
ever get a BJ with ice? it\'s quite pleasing...

No, but I\'ve had a PB&J with an ice cold coke.

Doh, over course I\'ve had a BJ on ice. Shit, I\'ve been to college.
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: SirMystiq on December 02, 2002, 05:26:26 PM: * i cant wait till college!!!!
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: SwifDi on December 02, 2002, 06:33:20 PM: community college...
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: SirMystiq on December 02, 2002, 06:36:11 PM: ^^^^^^

that one hurt
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: SwifDi on December 02, 2002, 06:39:56 PM: i love u
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Post by: fastson on December 03, 2002, 03:13:42 AM: Dis is my girl, yo!

http://www.nicolebass.com/photos/nicole38.jpg
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: Samwise on December 03, 2002, 05:41:11 AM: Quote
Originally posted by SirMystiq
^^ tru dat, but sometimes my friends be sayin some gay crap, like one of them told her "i miss my daniel, y did you take him away from me?" he said she laughed but haha i would kill them bastards if one day she asked me if i was gay.
Don\'t be so insecure, I\'m sure she knows you\'re not gay* since you\'re with her. :)

*Unless you really are secretly gay. Nothing wrong with that.
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: kopking on December 03, 2002, 10:48:19 AM: fatson, thats just sooo damn wrong

* i do know ur joking*

but expecting some tasty women, not that thing
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: Titan on December 03, 2002, 01:30:48 PM: Quote
Originally posted by fastson
Dis is my girl, yo!

http://www.nicolebass.com/photos/nicole38.jpg

I\'d hit it :)

Seriously though, I wouldn\'t. I\'m not that desperate ;)
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: SirMystiq on December 03, 2002, 04:34:15 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Samwise
Don\'t be so insecure, I\'m sure she knows you\'re not gay* since you\'re with her. :)

*Unless you really are secretly gay. Nothing wrong with that.

hahahahahaha yep, i think she knows, im not gay...hopefully
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: Bobs_Hardware on December 03, 2002, 04:49:44 PM: Hopefully? You\'re not sure if you\'re gay or not?
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: SirMystiq on December 03, 2002, 04:54:19 PM: ^^^^^^

hahaha noo i meant i hope she hopefully knows im not gay
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: Titan on December 03, 2002, 07:29:52 PM: But what if she thinks your gay?
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: Samwise on December 04, 2002, 01:24:00 AM: Lol, let the poor guy alone.
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: SirMystiq on December 04, 2002, 04:11:36 PM: if she thinks im gay, then shell dump me, ill go crazy, probably turn gay for reals, then kill myself.....i dont think thats gonna happen though
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: Cerberus on December 04, 2002, 04:26:17 PM: Quote
Originally posted by SirMystiq
i dont think thats gonna happen though

a tenner says it will.
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: Titan on December 04, 2002, 07:57:38 PM: A titan also says it will :) j/k ;)
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: SwifDi on December 04, 2002, 09:04:01 PM: *votes Titan least funniest member for next years PSX2central awards*
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: Titan on December 05, 2002, 04:19:52 AM: /me kicks vapor in the face. :)
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: Kurt Angle on December 05, 2002, 02:21:01 PM: Go for the beanbags, that usually works.
Title: The Girlfriend Thread
Post by: M4 on December 05, 2002, 03:07:49 PM: Just make sure you\'re never nice to her, then she\'ll feel overwhelmed and will dump you.