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Non Gaming Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Titan on December 03, 2002, 07:54:00 PM
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I thought it\'d be fun to have our first ever PSX2Central member roast. Basically, you chose a member and tease him a bit (if you ever seen a roast, you\'d know what I\'m talking about). Don\'t make it too long, just make it a few sentences to a short paragraph.
NOTE: Whoever gets roasted by a member, don\'t take it personally unless they say so.
Member roasted Clyde: Has anyone ever noticed that he never comes around too much? The only way to get him to post is to call him a stupid monkey or say monkey in general. Then when he does, he just says "Who said monkey?" and throws feces at you. Maybe he spends too much time in a cage :p
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Shockwaves is gay.
Man, spam rules.
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Cory smells funny. And he\'ll get no where with Desi :p.
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I agree about that clyde thing. What an annoying shit head.
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i would post more often, silly human, if i wasnt so busy working on my world domination plans
you\'ll see, one day
won\'t be so funny when your picking my nanners for a living
BWUHAHHAHA!
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Originally posted by Clyde
i would post more often, silly human, if i wasnt so busy working on my world domination plans
you\'ll see, one day
won\'t be so funny when your picking my nanners for a living
BWUHAHHAHA!
oh your still ALIVE ?
i though Soulgrind got you for sure.. ;)
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ooseven is so fat, the back of his neck looks like a package of hot dogs. He\'s a gap-toothed, non-washing Scottish closet homo who shoves screwdrivers up his ass while watching The Wizard of Oz. Sometimes he wears his little sister\'s knickers and runs around the house screaming, " I\'M A F*CKING BLOODY C*NT PRINCESS! RAPE ME, SAMWISE!"
This is fun.....
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Originally posted by CHIZZY
ooseven is so fat, the back of his neck looks like a package of hot dogs. He\'s a gap-toothed, non-washing Scottish closet homo who shoves screwdrivers up his ass while watching The Wizard of Oz. Sometimes he wears his little sister\'s knickers and runs around the house screaming, " I\'M A F*CKING BLOODY C*NT PRINCESS! RAPE ME, SAMWISE!"
This is fun.....
LOL
well that would be 100% true... but i don\'t have a little sister ;)
:rolleyes:
:thepimp:
CHIZZY is soo stupid that he though that that the little light thats inside fridges was switched off by the little fridge people. His little man is so little, that Hubble wouldn\'t even pick it up..even if he was standing right next to it. His Breath smells like A newly discovered defrosted remains of a mammoth, who’s last meal was 14 tonnes of garlic.And whats even worse he has strange desires on Racers body....
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kopking..
Has poor grammar.
Har.
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Vapor Snake wishes every night that he was a woman.
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Every night I make Vapor Snake my woman
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mm is a commie :)
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i actually classify myself as an independant,
BUT if you mean commie is in the pure sense of the word, than thank you
if only it would work in this greedy world we live in
:crying:
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Chizzy\'s whole life revolves around killing kittens and sexing up ooseven :)
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Chizzy wishes he had real friends to make fun of. :)
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Vapor Snake tries to prove he\'s not gay then ruins it by making his name and status and avatar in pink :)
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What\'s wrong with pink? :p
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Yeah whats wrong with pink?
But devilish stupid looking faces with white glowing eyes and some red here and there is pure gay.
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Originally posted by Titan
Vapor Snake tries to prove he\'s not gay then ruins it by making his name and status and avatar in pink :)
He also changed his name to ~FreeStylah~ and wears too much gel!
Also, I\'m pretty sure that ooseven and sammy are sleeping with each other, and racer is teh gaylord!!!
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Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
kopking..
Has poor grammar.
Har.
wow i really never thought id see the day bobs took the piss out of me
ooseven....well what can i say, lets just say he knows what i mean..... hey tiny....rofl
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Racer enjoys mud wrestling, minus the mud.......and clothes.
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and instead of mud its naked boys :D
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With priests too.. :D
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soul reaver likes to dress up as mickey mouse and fondle little boys while jerking off inside his suit and saying "daddy love me! I\'m a good little girl!" :D
Rick... where do I begin? He\'s a total poofter, a complete kneebiter who bites the bubbles in the bathtub. Sometimes when he\'s wanking off, fantasising about vapor snake\'s hair, he dresses up in his mommy\'s stockings and suspenders and stands in front of the mirror, making a man-gina and squashing his boobies together. Then he craps in his hands and smears it all over his face. :)
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Quotey doudey
Vapor Snake tries to prove he\'s not gay then ruins it by making his name and status and avatar in pink
Only a real man can wear ping :rolleyes:
R0@$T: theomen: (dont rape me) You fatass, jesus christ your stupid: about 99.9% of your posts you are raping, being raped, threating to be raped, or making fun of samwise.
I gotta get better at this new confangled "roasting" thing.
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hahaha well yall seem to forgot bout me :(
i dont remember his name, but its some guy that everytime the subject of "big ballas" or somethin comes up he alwayz says "bling bling" damn thats annoying!!
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how dare you spudz, I can post things besides raping
/me rapes spudz for insinuating that he is a one dimensional raping machine. ;)
Spudz is a great guy, unfortunetly he\'s one of those people that proves that a sharp tongue doesn\'t equal a sharp mind. Seriously though, he\'s not annyoing and obnoxious like so many other people....he\'s annoying and obnoxious in a worse and completly different kind of way. I will say this for him, he\'s better at sex than anyone, now all he has to do is find a partner. Even though Spudz is a loved member of these boards, I often wonder how he would have turned out if he recieved enough oxygen at birth, but luckily for him brains aren\'t everything, in fact in his case they\'re nothing at all. Well I think I\'ll end this here because I don\'t want to hurt Spudz feelings, \'cause I like the guy alot....but then again, I have horrible taste. ;)
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Making fun of theomen is like shooting fish in the barrel (which I\'d like to do sometime :D ).
I\'m amazed no one roasted me yet.
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Titan you suck.
*shazam*!
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Ok SirMystig, your Vapors butt buddy. There, didn\'t forget about you :)
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sirmystiq smells like a combonation of dandruff shampoo, and astro glide.
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I\'m glad you all love me.
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i can feel the luv!!
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That\'s not luv you\'re feeling...
...just don\'t stop.
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Originally posted by SirMystiq
i can feel the luv!!
No, that\'s Vapor.
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vapor thinks he is good in madden.........and he likes the buttsex
im all kiddin vap... ur cool in my book
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How come vapor\'s luv feels just like a colonoscopy?
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^ Ah, the unlucky one to feel his love :)
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You know what I think of all of you? Find out. (http://allofyou.youaremyfriend.com/)
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I was waiting for that link to turn into something more sinister. It didn\'t happen.
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You guys are fags.
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.psx2central.com%2Fforums%2Favatar.php%3Fuserid%3D2523%26dateline%3D1038709610&hash=566e0afae0ca90713583c7f1e8212de291371261)
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Originally posted by theomen
how dare you spudz, I can post things besides raping
/me rapes spudz for insinuating that he is a one dimensional raping machine. ;)
Spudz is a great guy, unfortunetly he\'s one of those people that proves that a sharp tongue doesn\'t equal a sharp mind. Seriously though, he\'s not annyoing and obnoxious like so many other people....he\'s annoying and obnoxious in a worse and completly different kind of way. I will say this for him, he\'s better at sex than anyone, now all he has to do is find a partner. Even though Spudz is a loved member of these boards, I often wonder how he would have turned out if he recieved enough oxygen at birth, but luckily for him brains aren\'t everything, in fact in his case they\'re nothing at all. Well I think I\'ll end this here because I don\'t want to hurt Spudz feelings, \'cause I like the guy alot....but then again, I have horrible taste. ;)
:crying: Im touched :crying: .....
GROUP HUG
I\'m a respected member? Cool.
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Originally posted by M4
You know what I think of all of you? Find out. (http://allofyou.youaremyfriend.com/)
..............Wtf?
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Originally posted by Spudz
:crying: Im touched :crying: .....
GROUP HUG
I\'m a respected member? Cool.
Are you supposed to get a boner in a group hug?
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Chizzy your sig is just disturbing.
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Racer! YOU LIKE TO **** PEOPLE IN THE BOTTOM THEN STEAL A RATTLE FROM A BABY AND DRESS UP LIKE MADONNA AND SCREAM "I AM THE MATERIAL GIRL" THEN YOU FLY HOME ON A BUS (WITH WINGS ROFL!) AND DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF HAIR ON YOUR PROVERBIAL BEAN BAG AND CHASE LITTLE GIRLS AROUND THE BACK YARD WITH A PITCHFORK SCREAMING "FEEL THE WRATH OF THE DOMINATOR" (THAT\'S YOUR SUPER HERO NAME ROFL) AND THEN YOU DRESS UP LIKE A POLICE MAN AND USE YOUR PENIS FOR HANDCUFFS AND HAVE WITTY CATCH PHRASES LIKE "I WILL STICK MY ARM UP YOUR ASS FOR EVEN SUGGESTING THAT I CHEATED TO BEAT YOU AT SNOOKER" YOU ****ING THESBIANISED LESBIAN!!! YOU COLLOIDAL LEMONADE ENEMA WHO DRINKS FROM THE FOUNTAIN OF HOMOSEXUALITY (it\'s in Maine) AND EATS AT THE TABLE OF YOUTHFUL JOY (homosexuality)!!! HAR! TAKE THAT YOU MUDDLE HEADED KNOB SUCKER!! I TAKE YOUR HAIR AND I SPIT ON YOU FROM AFAR WITH THE INTENTION OF GIVING YOU THE AIDS THAT YOU GAVE ME (DON\'T THINK ABOUT IT TOO HARD (unlike your flaccid penis) THEN YOU COME HOME AFTER A HARD DAYS WORK (unlike your flaccid penis ROFL!) AND SAY "HONEY????? ARE YOU HOME" AND THEN YOU REALIZE SHE ISN\'T BECAUSE YOU ARE STINKY BITCH WHO SMELLS LIKE SHIT AND TASTES LIKE DAVID LETTERMAN WHO INCIDENTALLY HAD A BABY WITH DAVID HASSELHOFF (they named him Thomas ROFL!) THEN YOU HAVE THE HOUSE TO YOURSELF SO YOU PUT ON TOM JONES AND MASTURBATE TO OLD K-MART CATELOGUES WITH THE THOUGHT THAT IF TOM JONES WERE TO CATCH YOU AND SPANK YOU FOR BEING SO NAUGHTY RUNNING RAMPANT THROUGH YOUR BRAIN (unlike your flaccid penis ROFLMAO!!!). YOU SILLY LITTLE GIRL (YOU ARE SUCH A GIRL YOU TRY TO RAPE YOURSELF, BECAUSE YOU LIKE TO RAPE GIRLS ROFL)
(https://psx5central.com/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gametrigger.net%2Fmessage%2Fimages%2FHello.jpg&hash=7f86b9256b95709103978b4c1daa1ac2eebbee72)
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Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
Racer! YOU LIKE TO **** PEOPLE IN THE BOTTOM THEN STEAL A RATTLE FROM A BABY AND DRESS UP LIKE MADONNA AND SCREAM "I AM THE MATERIAL GIRL" THEN YOU FLY HOME ON A BUS (WITH WINGS ROFL!) AND DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF HAIR ON YOUR PROVERBIAL BEAN BAG AND CHASE LITTLE GIRLS AROUND THE BACK YARD WITH A PITCHFORK SCREAMING "FEEL THE WRATH OF THE DOMINATOR" (THAT\'S YOUR SUPER HERO NAME ROFL) AND THEN YOU DRESS UP LIKE A POLICE MAN AND USE YOUR PENIS FOR HANDCUFFS AND HAVE WITTY CATCH PHRASES LIKE "I WILL STICK MY ARM UP YOUR ASS FOR EVEN SUGGESTING THAT I CHEATED TO BEAT YOU AT SNOOKER" YOU ****ING THESBIANISED LESBIAN!!! YOU COLLOIDAL LEMONADE ENEMA WHO DRINKS FROM THE FOUNTAIN OF HOMOSEXUALITY (it\'s in Maine) AND EATS AT THE TABLE OF YOUTHFUL JOY (homosexuality)!!! HAR! TAKE THAT YOU MUDDLE HEADED KNOB SUCKER!! I TAKE YOUR HAIR AND I SPIT ON YOU FROM AFAR WITH THE INTENTION OF GIVING YOU THE AIDS THAT YOU GAVE ME (DON\'T THINK ABOUT IT TOO HARD (unlike your flaccid penis) THEN YOU COME HOME AFTER A HARD DAYS WORK (unlike your flaccid penis ROFL!) AND SAY "HONEY????? ARE YOU HOME" AND THEN YOU REALIZE SHE ISN\'T BECAUSE YOU ARE STINKY BITCH WHO SMELLS LIKE SHIT AND TASTES LIKE DAVID LETTERMAN WHO INCIDENTALLY HAD A BABY WITH DAVID HASSELHOFF (they named him Thomas ROFL!) THEN YOU HAVE THE HOUSE TO YOURSELF SO YOU PUT ON TOM JONES AND MASTURBATE TO OLD K-MART CATELOGUES WITH THE THOUGHT THAT IF TOM JONES WERE TO CATCH YOU AND SPANK YOU FOR BEING SO NAUGHTY RUNNING RAMPANT THROUGH YOUR BRAIN (unlike your flaccid penis ROFLMAO!!!). YOU SILLY LITTLE GIRL (YOU ARE SUCH A GIRL YOU TRY TO RAPE YOURSELF, BECAUSE YOU LIKE TO RAPE GIRLS ROFL)
If we didn\'t have sig limits, that would be my sig.
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God damnit, bob.
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What? :(
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Jeezus Bob... you\'re one disturbed mofo. That\'s why I wub j00 so much. :D
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Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
Racer! YOU LIKE TO **** PEOPLE IN THE BOTTOM THEN STEAL A RATTLE FROM A BABY AND DRESS UP LIKE MADONNA AND SCREAM "I AM THE MATERIAL GIRL" THEN YOU FLY HOME ON A BUS (WITH WINGS ROFL!) AND DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF HAIR ON YOUR PROVERBIAL BEAN BAG AND CHASE LITTLE GIRLS AROUND THE BACK YARD WITH A PITCHFORK SCREAMING "FEEL THE WRATH OF THE DOMINATOR" (THAT\'S YOUR SUPER HERO NAME ROFL) AND THEN YOU DRESS UP LIKE A POLICE MAN AND USE YOUR PENIS FOR HANDCUFFS AND HAVE WITTY CATCH PHRASES LIKE "I WILL STICK MY ARM UP YOUR ASS FOR EVEN SUGGESTING THAT I CHEATED TO BEAT YOU AT SNOOKER" YOU ****ING THESBIANISED LESBIAN!!! YOU COLLOIDAL LEMONADE ENEMA WHO DRINKS FROM THE FOUNTAIN OF HOMOSEXUALITY (it\'s in Maine) AND EATS AT THE TABLE OF YOUTHFUL JOY (homosexuality)!!! HAR! TAKE THAT YOU MUDDLE HEADED KNOB SUCKER!! I TAKE YOUR HAIR AND I SPIT ON YOU FROM AFAR WITH THE INTENTION OF GIVING YOU THE AIDS THAT YOU GAVE ME (DON\'T THINK ABOUT IT TOO HARD (unlike your flaccid penis) THEN YOU COME HOME AFTER A HARD DAYS WORK (unlike your flaccid penis ROFL!) AND SAY "HONEY????? ARE YOU HOME" AND THEN YOU REALIZE SHE ISN\'T BECAUSE YOU ARE STINKY BITCH WHO SMELLS LIKE SHIT AND TASTES LIKE DAVID LETTERMAN WHO INCIDENTALLY HAD A BABY WITH DAVID HASSELHOFF (they named him Thomas ROFL!) THEN YOU HAVE THE HOUSE TO YOURSELF SO YOU PUT ON TOM JONES AND MASTURBATE TO OLD K-MART CATELOGUES WITH THE THOUGHT THAT IF TOM JONES WERE TO CATCH YOU AND SPANK YOU FOR BEING SO NAUGHTY RUNNING RAMPANT THROUGH YOUR BRAIN (unlike your flaccid penis ROFLMAO!!!). YOU SILLY LITTLE GIRL (YOU ARE SUCH A GIRL YOU TRY TO RAPE YOURSELF, BECAUSE YOU LIKE TO RAPE GIRLS ROFL)
I REALISE WHY YOUV\'E DONE THIS, YOUR DELUSIONAL. YOU GOT YOUR DICK AND SCROTUM STUCK IN THAT BLOW UP PENGUIN OF YOURS AFTER YOU GO TIRED OF USEING YOUR HAND AND ITS CUT OFF THE CIRCULATION AND NOW YOUR BLEEDING TO DELUSION BECAUSE YOUR VERY SMALL PECKER (WHICH JUST SO HAPPENED TO FIT THROUGH THE TINY AIR HOLE (YOU KNOW THE ONE, WHERE YOU PUT THE AIR IN)) AND NOW YOUR DICKS STUCK INSIDE.
BUT SERIOUSLY, WHERES THE SYMPATHY PEOPLES?
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oh racer, don\'t even try. He\'s beat us all. ;)
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why doesnt anyone love me?
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Bobs_hardware has all the chram and manners for a German Sheppered Dog after a head swap opperation.
that why we Wub him ;) even though he can be a A hole at times.
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Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
why doesnt anyone love me?
we Wub you to..its just that your on the tail end of the comedy train...
but worry yeee not as Vapour Snake will soon take your position.
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/me gives racer a reach around...
you\'re my favorite male model. I like to think of you everytime there is an Elton John song on the radio. In fact, If I were a little more ghey, I would enlarge the photo of you that hangs above my bed, and hang it in a gilded frame with a candlelight vigil and shrine. I write little poems about you, but they are for me alone. I don\'t share them. I am spending my retirement fund on constructing an exact replica of your school\'s shower, so I can experience the magic everytime I wash my corn cob & nibblets.
I love you in every way a man could love another man.
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i am not a model, i am an actor (wannabe anyway).
dont diss my shower fun at school, you know you wouldve wanted to be there.
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Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
dont diss my shower fun at school, you know you wouldve wanted to be there.
Just cos you wanted us there, doesnt mean we wanted to be there. Its good that you are finally a big enough person to admit that it was fun and you enjoyed it though.
BTW Chizzy, you are just a nipple tweaking ass rapaist who lurks in sewers sniffing faeces whilst training to become vapors naked mud wrestling priest buddy. Also, its about time you climbed out of whatever \'era\' you are still in :p
EDIT: GigaShadow is the most annoying in my opinion
Happy now Gig?
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Woot!!! :)
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Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
dont diss my shower fun at school, you know you wouldve wanted to be there.
:laughing: Funniest post in the thread :laughing: Ok. Let me clear something up. Wanting us to be there and wanting to be there are two totally different things. And I don\'t enjoy being caught on the back of a naked man, even if it is for "fun" :)
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rick, you choad-sucking pantywaist. If your mommy had any class, she would have swallowed you. But she was in quite a hurry, seeing as how half
Oh the royal navy was waiting in the foyer...
c*cks in hand, trou \'round ankles......
*memories, like the corners of my mind.........*
:laughing:
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Originally posted by CHIZZY
Are you supposed to get a boner in a group hug?
I hope not :eek:
I\'m really surprised no one R0@$TED me, alot of people consider me a prick.
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Man I remember when I had sex with Bob\'s penguin.
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*quickly hides penguin costume*
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can i be scared yet?
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Originally posted by Spudz
I hope not :eek:
I\'m really surprised no one R0@$TED me, alot of people consider me a prick.
Spudz, your a prick. Your the king of pricks.